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18+ blog dni if you're annoying

[troutmania]

fish

@beeikea oc art

sickeningly devoted to my 2 beautiful partners lizzy and pall 🪱✨🦎

[targetedknowledge]

[kushblazer666]

the people who responded “joe” and “biden” are operating a higher level than anyone else. they can see the matrix

[treecitysessions]

[dogpuppy]

[roadside--picnic]

[immigrant]

this was tumblr in 2013

[allegedly-human]

This is tumblr in 2026

[avantgarden-er]

not to be rude but if you’re losing consciousness you should dial for an ambulance not just use the computer.

I would liveblog Anything

[shelternmberone]

[fernsnailz]

so did pjackk say anything before he got bload up again or did his corpse just kinda roll through here like a tumbleweed

[tonysopranoproskater69420]

irish-american chan and pjackk starring in a remake of the iron giant

[themainspoon]

"Do u fujk with you staying and I going???"

[uncertainlys]

MY FINGERS BARELY EVEN TOUCHED YOUR STUPID FUCKING AD STOP REDIRECTING ME TO THE APP STORE

[catlips001]

FUCK. honestly just FUCK. We missed a very important day yesterday.

[battebitch-deactivated20200410]

what was yesterday, cat?

[catlips001]

[catlips001]

I’m not missing it this year.

[notaplaceofhonour]

Ryan Gosling’s career has just been one long quest to climb the Warner Bros water tower

[notaplaceofhonour]

that man has been trying to climb this tower since he was 16. he has asked multiple times, and every time they said no, but now he’s famous enough & variety was able to convince them to do a shoot on the tower. it all led here. it was all for this.

[notaplaceofhonour]

I’m obsessed with the implication that this was a coming-of-age ritual where a boy becomes a man, like a bar mitzvah

[selfmaderibcageman]

[zegalba]

Telephone booth surrounded by snow in Hokkaido, Japan (2021)

[itsbenedict]

yeah tumblr i guess that snow is pretty fuckable. thanks for warning me.

[rarehertz]

cock reveal in 12,000 years

[cheddar-baby]

11,999 years

[cheddar-baby]

11,998 years

[bisezual]

Balance the 4 humors!!

Blood

Yellow Bile

Phlegm

Black Bile

Voting ended onApr 11, 2023

[bisezual]

We did it!! Your patient is healthy!!!!

[cerastes]

First Warioware minigame in Tumblr.

[theconcealedweapon]

[maarvarq]

Always bear in mind that there is absolutely no legitimate evidence that Luigi was actually the one who killed the insurance company guy.

[theconcealedweapon]

Of course he wasn't. He was at a party with me that day.

[tiny-space-whale]

No but like literally, actually. All bits aside.

He didn't do it.

The cops very clearly planted evidence on him because they had to make an arrest because all eyes were on them and whoever actually did the deed was making them look stupid.

Why would the real killer hero have kept the weapon on his person and traveled two states over while carrying it and a manifesto in his bag, conveniently turning the crime into a federal matter? The same guy whose bag they found in a park, filled with monopoly money? Why did the police turn off their bodycams, take Luigi's stuff, drive a block away, turn their bodycams back on, go back into the restaurant, and then arrest him?

From the moment of his arrest, even left-of-center media has been presuming his guilt without examining anything (e.g. calling him "the killer" instead of "alleged" or "accused") and then when I say he didn't do it, the nearest person chimes in with some quip that tells me they think he did do it but should go free anyway. Don't get me wrong, I would have the same attitude if he had done it. But he didn't. It makes me feel like the only sane person in the world, even among my staunchly leftist friends.