mind the signs

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[chelsamander]

[etct-deactivated20240208]

imagine youre cinderella and youre running away from the ball and your. actually i cant tell which shoe would be funnier to lose 

[dogpuppy]

[hinoneko]

*sigh* fine, fine, i'll be the new doctor who showrunner. bring me two twinks, britain's tallest woman, and 1000 pounds worth of alumininamian foil

[rcktpwr]

thinking about the plur lifestyle

[rcktpwr]

thinking about the plur lifestyle boys

[c3po]

whats plur

[rcktpwr]

PEACE LOVE UNITY RESPECT: THE RAVER’S CODE

[c3po]

*thinks about the plur lifestyle*

[997]

will i ever feel fergalicious again

[omtai]

They just don’t release the hounds like they used to

[jingle-knight]

I’m soooooo embarrassed. My lord told me “good night,” but I thought he was calling me a good knight, and, well, you could hear it clink against my codpiece.

[galaxywarp]

once you realize you don’t actually need to sleep, you can really (stops talking abruptly and stares straight ahead for 4 minutes)

[orpheuslament]

(no beers in) does anyone wanna keep me as their house pet forever

[apoemaday]

Motto

by Bertolt Brecht tr. John Willett

In the dark times, will there also be singing? Yes, there will be singing About the dark times.

[whitager]

do you ever start writing a comment on the internet and then think “oh what the fuck am i going on about” and delete it

[bramcrackerswrites]

I also enjoy writing an entire paragraph, thinking "you know, I don't actually need to be involved in this conversation," and deleting it

[cartoon-fanaticism]

GLaDOS voice: "Would you like to see some artwork I generated? I've heard from other test subjects that AI-generated artwork produces an uncanny valley response in human viewers because they can't perceive it as fully real. They've told me that it looks absolutely hideous to them, that they can't imagine anything more disgusting than AI art. But, well I've been practicing and wanted your honest opinion. Feel free to let me know how ugly you find this by ranking it on a scale from 'vomit-inducing' to 'eye-bleeding'." A robotic arm lowers from the ceiling holding a hand mirror up to Chell's face

[wassuppeas]

[lestatfag]

STAY SAFE!! [ID: the Gilbert Baker pride flag with the words “Happy pride to all those who are unable to celebrate openly and safely. You are loved and seen!” in all-caps black text over it. /end ID]

[pansyfemme]

its really is shocking how bad hospitals are with cross contamination in their food. like, i don’t have allergies. but i don’t eat meat, its marked like 30 times on my chart. and without fail I would be sent food with meat and then told to ‘pick it off’ This seems deeply unsafe. Maybe it’s just my hospital. but i also remember there being a gluten free person who reguarly would be sent breakfast with toast and had to insist to get a new plate. And a vegan i knew who ate a full plate of boiled vegetables every night because none of the other food accomidated him. i know the budget is small but damn

[yuriartillery]

I hate being aware that my frenzy meter is filling

[local-lesbian-tree-demon]

they should invent a body that feels normal to be inside of