Flutes

Yes i play the flute; photo is by teabag cartoon on ig, pfp is Young Lady Playing Flute by Sajida Hussain

[flute-official]

I should do an intro post someday so welcome to someday:

Hi i'm a flute.

I think i'm human, probably, most likely

What else do I say?

Um usually you'd say your age, pronouns, name and any other information you want to share?

Huh?

Uh let me show you

Hi I'm [redacted] and I'm 18, I go by any pronouns, I'm dyslexic (so tend to make mistakes i don't always catch) and probably neurodivergent!

Oh ok that works

Um I'm a flute, we don't really have names or time or pronouns like humans and I can speak English (and French and hints of German and Spanish) because of @/apothecarrying 's potions

Key:

This font is the flute talking,

normal + italics is me the mod still somewhat in character aka interacting with flute

normal on it's own is either completely ooc or i fuckked up which account to use*

Any font + small is a sort of aside/whispered discussion between me and flute, small + crossed out is basically my thoughts lol

...assuming i remember all this lol

*i'm also the person running @/france-the-third and @/gimmick-lawyer among others

[flute-official]

I love it when people find and follow blogs I forgot I had lol

Anyways uh i think I had special fonts on here, can't remember them and can't be bothered to check; i'm still alive and playing the flute!

[clown-lord]

I am. SO TIRED.

I need to find out what the HELL that flute is. I can't sleep. I can't think. It's been THREE NIGHTS. THREE NIGHTS OF AWFUL FLUTE HELL. I AM SURVIVING OFF AN UNGODLY BLEND OF INSTANT COFFEE, ENERGY DRINKS AND PURE SUCROSE THAT DIRECTLY SPITS IN THE FACE OF ANYTHING FORMED IN THE NATURAL WORLD.

[truly-terrible-advice]

[clown-lord]

GET AWAY FROM ME YOU FLUTE FREAK

[truly-terrible-advice]

[insecuredragon]

FOR THOSE OF YOU WHO DO NOT KNOW

THIS IS A TRUMPET

THIS IS A TROMBONE

THIS IS A TUBA

AND THIS IS A FRENCH HORN

THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME

[jackadittyditty]

You mean trumpet

Slidey Trumpet

Big ass trumpet

Drunk Trumpet

[insecuredragon]

I’M GONNA PUNCH YOU

[random-homestuck-things]

My sides

[mosaicabstract]

AT LEAST YOUR INSTRUMENTS LOOK DIFFERENT 

[mrchrismad]

those are some fancy guitars

[thepantaloons-deactivated201609]

EXCUSE YOU THAT IS A BASS, A VIOLIN, A FIDDLE, AND A VIOLA

[charlesoberonn]

Those are big mama violin and her little violings

[cannedcream]

String trumpets.

[goddammityouscrewedupagain-blog]

THATS NOT A BASS YOU DICK THATS A CELLO GET UR FUCKIN STRING INSTRUMENTS RIGHT JFC

[spacememepng]

things heating up in the orchestra fandom

[xxhorsmaxx-deactivated20260511]

I know what a trumpet is I play one

[lemon-catto-deactivated20200427]

Time to reblog this and give my friends a stroke

[funkiidoinkz-deactivated2020072]

Being a past trumpet player and now a French horn this post makes me very angery

[mystic-quartelz-deactivated2019]

I tap keys

[zzoupz]

But hey what about

[h-cand-deactivated20210530]

Wow… Those are really strange trumpets, where did you get them from?

[faustandfurious]

What about this six-string viola I found?

[verycorrectlotr]

acoustic trumpet

[faustandfurious]

#m gonna punch you

Violins is never the solution

[lakeffectqueer-deactivated20240]

my favourite instrument is this weird fiddle

[broadwaytheanimatedseries]

oh look its gotten worse since I last seen it

[sea-anon]

Those are all some pretty weird saxophones

[theunvanquishedzims]

Don’t bring sax into it, there are children on this site. Sax and violins, that’s all y’all ever want to talk about on this site.

[budgethecat-deactivated20250508]

nuh uh we also like to talk about trumpets

[lord-hunkyhair]

hey, @tooweirdtoolivetoogaytodie HOW DID YOU GET IN MY HOUSE?! THATS MY WEIRD FIDDLE

[aspenflame-song]

:O NO WAY

[roqueforti]

i didnt know triangles were so unique

[aspenflame-song]

like, I didn’t know that fiddles were so developed…

[beadoesthings]

@i-like-pandas5 another beautiful post

[beadoesthings]

horrors something tells me you used the wrong blog

[emme-likes-words]

awn, fuck.

[beadoesthings]

eh close enough

you reblogged it you did good enough

[post-unuwuifer]

you fools gaze upom my mighty trumpet

[bored-dromaeosaur]

Flutes are once again forgotten. Tis a sad day.

[fluxxdog]

You mean skinny trumpet?

[bored-dromaeosaur]

[its-target-official]

Im tell my flute friend about the “skinny trumpet”

[l00katst4rs]

I’m a flute player I can’t believe I thought I was fucking safe

[four-leafed-queer-gal-deactivat]

You mean a skinny trumpet player?

[tocamos]

flute players unite AGAINST this post !!

@fmrii funny?

[fmrii]

@real-microsoft-outlook we don’t allow flautists revolting

[tocamos]

oh my god i have to do this i apologise

WE ARE REVOLTING CHILDREN

LIVING IN REVOLTING TIMES

WE’LL SING REVOLTING SONGS

USING REVOLTING RHYMES

[french-horn-offical]

@flute-official imagine playing skinny trumpet

[flute-official]

What do you know, squiggly piano?

[ecto-hazard]

uh oh! one of your organs has mysteriously vanished! Spin this wheel to find out which one!

HOW DEAD ARE YOU?

literally instantly dead

not immediately dead, but theres no hope

MAYBE you have time to make it to a hospital, no guarantees you survive

you can get medical help and survive, but itll be rough

youll recover and should be able to go back to a mostly normal life after this

not bad at all you might not even notice

somehow youre doing better now?????

you already dont have this organ

Voting ended onFeb 17, 2025

[statistical-distr-of-polls]

Shape: Unimodal, Roughly Symmetrical

[french-horn-offical]

N o m y l I v e r

[flute-official]

I think my left lung is pretty useful, you sure you don't want my spine instead?

[flute-official]

Hey @fake-microsoft-outlook you play the flute right

So you can read sheet music

:)

[tocamos]

its easy depending on the tempo cause ite only one flat

this is awful (crotchet = 66)

[flute-official]

Oh god what is that

[tocamos]

OH MY FUCKING GOD I REALISE NOW YOU FUCK

[flute-official]

Hehe :)

[flute-official]

Hey @fake-microsoft-outlook you play the flute right

So you can read sheet music

:)

[french-horn-offical]

gonna send this to my friends now

[flute-official]

Wonderful

Spread this to musicians like the plague

[flute-official]

Hey @fake-microsoft-outlook you play the flute right

So you can read sheet music

:)

[tocamos]

its easy depending on the tempo cause ite only one flat

this is awful (crotchet = 66)

[flute-official]

Oh god what is that

[flute-official]

Hey @fake-microsoft-outlook you play the flute right

So you can read sheet music

:)

[tocamos]

bro we're on a group chat

and im like "oh someone has framed sheet music im in love"

and this cellist is like "again??"

is he onto smth??????

[flute-official]

That's an interesting reason to fall in love isn't it?

Oh idk I don't do love

[tocamos]

maybe ill fall in love with a flute /silly

im already loving my flute. his name is chester

[flute-official]

Do you know any flutes that are single?

Oh, Chester is a very good name

[tocamos]

this one's single

[flute-official]

Oo hello there

[werewolf-transgenderism]

BEHOLD

smiling bat :)

based on this guy ^ my favorite little guy from British Library Harley MS 3244 f 55v

[werewolf-transgenderism]

the notes are informing me that today is international bat appreciation day. do you appreciate him because I appreciate him so much

[tocamos]

bro we're on a group chat

and im like "oh someone has framed sheet music im in love"

and this cellist is like "again??"

is he onto smth??????

[flute-official]

That's an interesting reason to fall in love isn't it?

Oh idk I don't do love

[tocamos]

maybe ill fall in love with a flute /silly

im already loving my flute. his name is chester

[flute-official]

Do you know any flutes that are single?

Oh, Chester is a very good name

[tocamos]

bro we're on a group chat

and im like "oh someone has framed sheet music im in love"

and this cellist is like "again??"

is he onto smth??????

[flute-official]

That's an interesting reason to fall in love isn't it?

Oh idk I don't do love

[boughtmender]

trumpet > rest of band

(Not biased)

[yes I am] {I did trumpet}

clarinet supremacy actually

the only thing trumpets are over the rest of the band is in volume

[canis-pluralis]

and loud is fun

also I can make horse noises

[flute-official]

@trumpet-official

[flute-official]

I should do an intro post someday so welcome to someday:

Hi i'm a flute.

I think i'm human, probably, most likely

What else do I say?

Um usually you'd say your age, pronouns, name and any other information you want to share?

Huh?

Uh let me show you

Hi I'm [redacted] and I'm 17, I go by any pronouns, I'm dyslexic (so tend to make mistakes i don't always catch) and probably neurodivergent!

Oh ok that works

Um I'm a flute, we don't really have names or time or pronouns like humans and I can speak English (and French and hints of German and Spanish) because of @/apothecarrying 's potions

Key:

This font is the flute talking,

normal + italics is me the mod still somewhat in character aka interacting with flute

normal on it's own is either completely ooc or i fuckked up which account to use*

Any font + small is a sort of aside/whispered discussion between me and flute, small + crossed out is basically my thoughts lol

...assuming i remember all this lol

*i'm also the person running @/france-the-third and @/gimmick-lawyer among others

[tocamos]

WAIT NO WAY OFFICAL FLUTE IS FRANCE????? SHIT MAN WE ARE SCORE

[flute-official]

I am indeed France

[flute-official]

I should do an intro post someday so welcome to someday:

Hi i'm a flute.

I think i'm human, probably, most likely

What else do I say?

Um usually you'd say your age, pronouns, name and any other information you want to share?

Huh?

Uh let me show you

Hi I'm [redacted] and I'm 17, I go by any pronouns, I'm dyslexic (so tend to make mistakes i don't always catch) and probably neurodivergent!

Oh ok that works

Um I'm a flute, we don't really have names or time or pronouns like humans and I can speak English (and French and hints of German and Spanish) because of @/apothecarrying 's potions

Key:

This font is the flute talking,

normal + italics is me the mod still somewhat in character aka interacting with flute

normal on it's own is either completely ooc or i fuckked up which account to use*

Any font + small is a sort of aside/whispered discussion between me and flute, small + crossed out is basically my thoughts lol

...assuming i remember all this lol

*i'm also the person running @/france-the-third and @/gimmick-lawyer among others

[tocamos]

WAIT NO WAY OFFICAL FLUTE IS FRANCE????? SHIT MAN WE ARE SCORE

[flute-official]

I am indeed France

[cuunos]

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?"

[cuunos]

me: do you think jesus and peter ever explored each other's bodies?

her husband, the other pastor: oh almost definitely.

her:

[cuunos]

this cannot become a big post guys don't reblog it

[f4t4-m0rg4n4]

@achivement-unlocked

This feels like something

[achivement-unlocked]

Achieving unlocked!

The Bible has a fandom too

Jesus x Judas yaoi

[gimmick-thief]

Achievement unlocked!

MILD SPELLING ERROR

come on dude it’s in your name

[achivement-unlocked]

FUCKING AGAIN??????

[gimmick-thief]

Achievement unlocked!

There is no escape

Just succumb

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[same-pic-rick-roll]

This post has been rickrolled.

[mrstarkitsmellslikeanewcarinhere]

WHY DO YOU DO THIS

[same-pic-rick-roll]

Why is the sky blue? Why is water wet?

Why does the SUN rise and fall?

Because these things are.

They are facets of existence. As such, I rickroll people.

Water is wet, the sky is blue and I’m never gonna give you up,

😎

[the-haiku-bot]

Water is wet, the

sky is blue and I’m never

gonna give you up,

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

[evergladesofflorida]

This post should be highjacked by gimmick blogs @in-n-out-burger-official what you think???

[in-n-out-burger-unofficial]

I'll raise my pink lemonade to that! Gimmick blogs, come forth!

[hands-you-a-spatula]

Hands you a spatula

[dragons-locator]

literally its so fun being abnormal about christianity and also being christian because i just said "id kiss judas with tongue" in front of my pastor and she squinted at me and went "do you need to be removed from council or are you going to be normal?" me: do you think jesus and peter ever explored each other's bodies?

dragons

DRAGONS LOCATED

[fuckterfs-reactivated20252412]

I summon thee @girl-detector

[girl-detector]

[everest81-deactivated20250126]

@is-the-salmon-horny do you have any idea if the fish Jesu-

[tocamos]

time to bombard jesus with emails @the-real-gmail @proton-mail-real @the-real-yahoo-mail lets go guys

[french-horn-offical]

Alright "instruments" come on

@trumpet-official @keytar-official @flute-official @cornett-official

[flute-official]

LMAO

also let me reblog this to my other account quick :D

fuck you mean "instruments" in quotes like that; i will accept that you are the superior brass instrument but i'm also an instrument thank you

[french-horn-offical]

I think my schools flute section has warped my perception on whether a flute is an instrument or a torture device

[flute-official]

The two are not necessarily mutually exclusive, but I do get that flutes at school may not be as high caliber as they should be