[agnes-nielsens]

they call me the information withholder for reasons i won't get into

[eebie]

i want a perfect buddy i want a perfect bro

[louisegluckpdf]

wednesday night….the thinking man’s friday

[gnocchioli]

Imagine all the things I could do if I just did them.

[pansyfemme]

LMAO and Loam have the same letters. coincedence? or is this another shining truth that earth and soil is joyous and plentiful

[segamascott]

[24x81]

im not the same person i was when I pulled that meat out of the freezer this morning. I've changed. i don't have that in me anymore. ive moved on

[kosmogrl]

[heateron]

[str-ngeloop]

i'm engaging in the ancient tradition of pretending there's an ancient tradition to engage in

[gardengnosticator]

friendship addicts will be like “i just need one more hit of your infectious laughter and zest for life”

[catchymemes]

[parakeet]

if you go looking for doom and gloom all you will see is doom and gloom. if you go looking for reduced items at the grocery store you may find a littol treat

[lesbianfl]

the best part of the princess bride is how it says that love is the number one motivation in life but! a close number two is spite.

[lexxnova]

Don’t forget to imagine the best case scenario too

[seashellronan]

guys i’m so sorry to say this but exercising and indulging in hobbies rather than scrolling on your phone for 200 hours actually does improve your mood and overall mental health, this has deeply upset me more than anyone

[when-you-fail-again]