Real Men Choose Quiche

Follow for nudes with a steam-punk edge

[jnacho]

[terrapincentury-deactivated2018]

mother fucker unlimited

[beep-beepster]

this is some ed edd eddy shit

[karhs]

the eyepatch. the washing machine. the shovel. this is incredible.

[valtsv]

“imagine dragons” you know what? i think i will

[valtsv]

:)

[valtsv]

this is great everyone should try this

[paxamericana]

[yugirimistwalker]

[kinerathemachine]

[leolaroot]

me and the boys headed to gamestop on march 20th to obtain animal crossing

[garbuge]

where are the boys

[leolaroot]

my chest.

[sludgejudy-deactivated20220405]

HOW TO UNREGISTER FROM NBA DRAFT

[sludgejudy-deactivated20220405]

I DONT WANT TO PLAY

[sludgejudy-deactivated20220405]

HOW TO DODGE NBA DRAFT

[sludgejudy-deactivated20220405]

this cant be happening……

[retrogamingblog]

IS A BELL

[degree-in-necrodynamics-deactiv]

[paper-mario-wiki]

this text is shaking almost exactly like a paper mario chat bubble and its fucking me up a little

[rouxls]

oh mine god, i accidentally hath sent thou a picture of mine cock and balls...prithee delete it!! 'Lest...thou desire to look? haha I jest, delete it...should thee crave... haha nay, banish it...'lest?

[suppermariobroth]

Thwomp’s story from Mario Party Advance. (Screenshots taken by me in a GBA emulator.)

[fakelaurent-deactivated20191028]

[weirdalyankovich]

Hi.  This is the actual “Weird Al” Yankovic.  I’m not now nor have I ever been active on Tumblr, but it has come to my attention that you’ve been impersonating me, which is not cool.  I’m not going to get lawyers involved, but I’d like to ask, very kindly, please stop.  Thanks, Al

Blocked! Do you think you are funny? Do you think you are funny?

[weirdalyankovich]

THIS WAS THE REAL WEIRD AL AND I TOLD HIM OFF GODDAMN

[anosci]

here’s the fascinating happenings from tonight:

fake weird al account impersonates weird al for 5 years, the real weird al makes an account @al-yankovic and submits the above picture + text. 

parody account blocks real weird al, which in turns leads to the only thing weird al has posted on tumblr: a video asking the parody account to stop.

(this was all super left-field for me which is why I’ve typed up this context) 

[happifying-things]

LOL

[fiddauthor]

[funtoban-blog]

[ghettowarmachine-deactivated201]

[bidoof]

[thebsdboys]