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saw ateez in copenhagen 😵‍💫😵‍💫

I don't know how I'm ever expected to be normal again after watching this. this video is already lodging itself deep within my vocabulary as I type

javascript-official

Hey it looks like you reblogged "No rush, The bear videogame" slowdown! there no rush here. This is a cigarette, take it. Watch it again before you reblog it again

javascript-official

You are mentally ill, and that's amazing

marisatomay

Happy Pride

byjove

“Europeans live longer because they eat FRESH FOOD!!!!” Bitch, they live on cigarettes. They live longer because they have universal healthcare. I’m convinced America is obsessed with inventing things that are killing us so you don’t have to face the actual problems.

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2spirited

you are like a poet of some sort

largishcat

i forgot to post this but which one of you lame ass nerds works at my dentists old office

clevercorvidae

can we have tv dramas set in college please. fucking nothing happens in hs man. now im in college and my friend got chased by feral hogs a week ago in the woods and its like the 5th craziest thing to happen this week

clevercorvidae

if anyone is wondering how this happened:

we told her not to go in hog territory at night

she went anyway cause she wanted to find an abandoned mine

she did not find an abandoned mine she found hogs because she went in hog territory at night

clevercorvidae

its what she likes to do

shower-thoughts-last-responder

God forbid women do anything

wolfertinger666

you can be a tboy...

you can like your boobs too it's ok, if you always wanted to present femme or just overall as yourself that's ok. especially if you're fat, especiallyyyyyy if you're fat.

wolfertinger666

nudging boys into the right direction, I think if I saw this and my art years ago I would hate myself and my body much less😭

you can be boys

wolfertinger666

you are still a boy despite your curves, boobs, fatness, etc

you don't have to be a skinny Twink to be considered a boy. you can be fat especially fat n hairy. and you can have stretchmarks and beautiful cellulite on your body,,,, still a boy, a cute one!!!!!!

wolfertinger666

i love you boys

wolfertinger666

you can be a boy

kineticpenguin

Any setting where the elves have weaker booze than the dwarves isn't committing to the bit

kineticpenguin

I mean, we're talking about people whose lifespan is Yes.

"Oh, the weak wine? That is for children. I am two thousand years old, and I daresay one sip from this highball would knock you on your ass for a week."

kineticpenguin

Look, there's this weird thing people do with high fantasy where they want elves to be immortal/extremely long-lived snooty aristocrats and also somehow incapacitated by imagining the taste of salt too hard. "Orcs and dwarves have the hardest booze" no they don't, they have work in the morning! In any of these settings, elves would pregame harder than hobbits party and everyone else has shit to do tomorrow.

onion-souls

The average high elf builds up the drug tolerance of a mid-70s Hollywood producer and then spends three centuries studying alchemy. While humans seek immortality, the Immortals seek the elusive "philosopher's cocaine."