tuli

i AM peter parker you just don’t know it

[tuli06]

peter parker x flash thompson is so important to me yall don’t get it…

like their dynamic would be SO good like peter is def the only the who can call flash “eugene” and get away with it. imagine flash meeting the avengers/tony for the first time and he’s there rambling like rambling and acting a fool and then peter just cuts him off with a sharp “eugene.” and flash just like shuts up. LIKE YES WALK HIM LIKE A DOG PETERRR

also them being caught by tony for the first time

tony: *opens peter’s door* hey kid did you wanna look at-

cue flash and peter on top of each other looking very disheveled and flushed

cue back to tony looking so insanely disappointed in peter’s terrible taste

peter: i can explain-

tony: i genuinely don’t even want to hear it

[tuli06]

okay can we talk about how “coincidence” by sabrina carpenter is SOOO remus in cadence p2 when miles pops up and sirius is acting a fool

the lyric “now her name comes up once and it comes up twice, and without her even being here she’s back in your life”

LIKE TELL ME ITS NOT-

[agoraphcbja]

that’s a fucking binder

[daydreamer131313]

Reading Art heist baby is like dancing in a pretty meadow with an ice cream and then falling of a cliff.

Reading crimson rivers is like falling of a cliff but then have a soft landing.

Reading all the young dudes is like slipping of a cliff and finally finding something to hold on, but you know that you will fall soon.

Reading Choices is like willingly jumping of a cliff, trying to hold on to some of the ledges that come, but then having the most agonising death ever.

[skelsonder]

James: Let’s watch Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

Regulus: Okay.

James: And make out during the scary parts.

Regulus: Th-

Regulus: The scary parts.

Regulus: Of Sharkboy and Lavagirl.

[lady-stardust1972]

“You’re hesitating, love”

No I’m hyperventilating, actually

[motswolo]

I thought about this today and it made me chuckle and now u can't stop thinking about it but..

how do u think each marauders would react to someone asking them to sign their boob LMAO

LMFAO ok i got this. mostly because i’ve absolutely considered this reality

sirius: pleased as fucking punch, signs across both tits with a flourish. compliments her after saying he almost wishes he had a pair of his own

remus: blacks out and comes to with his name scribbled across that poor girl’s chest in chicken scratch

james: “i have a girlfriend” (alternatively; “you’re not gonna get this tattooed, yeah? promise me.”)

peter: *uncaps pen with teeth* “you want the full name then?”

[tuli06]

okay someone needs to write a fic where remus, regulus, or peter are just hella awkward, ykwim?

like i was watching The Edge Of Seventeen and that one scene where Nadine is talking to herself in the bathroom like “God why are you so weird?” like that was so Peter coded????

WE NEED MORE PETER PETTIGREW CENTERED FICS👏👏👏

I also kin regulus and remus and i am awkward as hell so pls make them losers in ur fics guys🙏🙏

[tuli06]

i’m so FUCKING irritated i’m gonna lose my shit

i’m gonna rip my hair out actually or cut myself jeez i don’t know

decisions decisions

no seriously? mom and dad if u ever read this fuck you and get the fuck off my back because your pissing me off

get the fuck out of my face

okay two days later and i am very calm now i love you mom and dad pls keep supporting me

[tuli06]

“you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love” but it’s james in choices unknowingly pushing all of his friends away just to be with regulus.

“you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love” but it’s james in choices choosing regulus over lily just for him to lose them both.

“you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love” but it’s james in choices ruining himself for a boy who doesn’t want to be saved.

“you seem pretty sad for a girl so in love” but it’s james in choices.

[tuli06]

no i hate exams, i hate everyone fuck school fuck geography and fuck my stupid airpods and fuck apple and fuck you porcia

i’m killing myself 🩷

[ivvyela]

nothing on this god's green earth can convince me that peter parker doesn't have an ao3 account where he is elbows deep in a 'rise of skywalker' fix-it fic. like, fully invested in it, been writing it pre-spider bite with ned, who is just as enthusiastic about it. but the thing is, it's really hard to do updates when you are literally spider-man.

every three months he'll post and in the author's note there's some shit like "sorry this took a while, i got shot seven times :/" or "i know it's been a minute, i literally got hit by a bus and then stabbed in the leg, but i'm all good!" or sometimes ned would log in and post with a note "hey i'm a friend posting on the author's behalf, they're healing from severe hypothermia but promised an update, so here it is!"

and the fic just gets increasingly more popular for the author notes alone. a good handful of the comments are something along the lines of "i'm not even in the star wars fandom, i'm just here to see if the author is good" or "every update i cheer for another day the author gets to live at this point"

and any reader who is a native new yorker kind of pieces together that holy shit the author might be spider-man because the timeline adds up, and they just fully embrace it. spider-man will stop a robbery and the guy behind the counter will ask when the next chapter will be up. spider-man returns a stolen backpack to a girl and she'll tell him that he "really got poe's voice down so well, it's really impressive."

ned thinks it is hilarious. mj finds out about the fic from twitter, to peter's absolute horror, and changes peter's contact name to "friendly neighborhood ao3 author". but the worst thing to happen is after an avengers battle where peter took a pretty big hit and ends up in med-bay. and during a press conference, when someone asks how spider-man is healing, tony just drops "spidey won't be down for too long. the star wars fic will be updated within the week, probably."

ao3 goes down for two days.

[tuli06]

I LIVEVEVEBVEVEEEEE

[sunflowersand-bees]

people don’t enjoy shipping anymore. the point of shipping isn’t the catharsis of watching them kiss onscreen, it’s grabbing the characters and mashing their faces together like you’re five years old playing Barbie in your room again. it’s to take one moment of eye contact in canon and read that over and over and over again with twenty different writers’ interpretations of the characters internal monologues if they were in love. it’s to see the characters interact and cheer because you know that’s another moment to add to your list of canon compliant fic ideas. you’re stressing yourself out, this is supposed to be fun!

[tuli06]

okay despite the fact i have a summative worth 15% of my grade due in about 36 hours and i have about 1/3 of it done IM SO FUCKING SAD.

like i want a gf so bad chat it’s not even funny. i miss my exxxxxxx someone shoot me PLEASE.

i wish i go back in time and shake myself a few until my brain falls out bc why did i make her a 10 hr playlist? i can’t listen to any of the songs i like because i have fucking PTSD?

like i started crying to No. 1 Party Anthem like two minutes ago literally fuck my life. mind u it’s a fire song and i can’t listen to it ughhhhhhh.

like it’s fucking pride month and i have no wuh to luh.

i have to watching a movie called GIRLS LIKE GIRLS by mySELF? are we fucking serious right now? that is the saddest shit i’ve ever heard i can’t even. any tall mascs that aren’t illegal for me to date hmu🙏🙏🙏

[tuli06]

yk when i got into my first wlw relationship things were going so good and i was thinking “why do people always talk about the first wlw relationship trauma?”

yeah er then we broke up and i realized i should’ve listened to those randos on tik tok talking about some “first wlw breakups are ones ur not getting over” like what the fuck

my ex gf is literally a demon but i’m also not over her? we broke up in september and it’s JUNE. and she keeps prank calling me and laughing abt me with her friends but genuinely we haven’t spoken since september? WHAT DOES THIS MEAN? i genuinely think im going insane because she doesn’t even acknowledge me when we pass eachother at school but as soon as shes drinking or at a party im getting rung up. like dude what

i wish her the worst but also if she asked me out i would say yes without hesitation

someone pls help me

[tuli06]

i’m on my period, i have the flu, it’s exam season, and my ex called me 8 times last night.

oh my god next time i’m at work im spitting in someone’s coffee

[tuli06]

jokes over can i get a gf now?