A dimwit with a blog

Professional Russian cat meme translator

[catchymemes]

[tikkety-tok]

POV: Ethel brings you a leaf

[official-lucifers-child]

do you know how thrilled i was to realise this has audio and the audio is gorgeous???

[charlesoberonn]

Political Compass Test: Do you think corporations should have unlimited power?

Me: No

Political Compass Test: 

[toastbutteregg]

[porterr-robinson]

[mop-mod]

“RECENTLY THERE’S BEEN A LOT OF PEOPLE ONLINE CHALLENGING EACH OTHER TO CHEW THROUGH WATERMELON. IS THERE ANYONE WILLING TO CHALLENGE ME??” *smacks head three times with plate* “[UNINTELLIGIBLE]” *gross wet chomping noises*

[zsnes]

the most powerful man in the world

[acutely-unaware]

Ya’ll if this man ever gets bitten by a zombie we’re all fucked

[picsthatmakeyougohmm]

hmmm

[thissitewasamistake-deactivated]

[easyvirgin-deactivated20160413]

happy Thursday the 20th

[askjennaflorida]

I’d have to wait months or even years for another chance to reblog this, so why the fuck not?

[mx-mythical-deactivated20260319]

next days you can reblog this on a Thursday the 20th

August 2015

October 2016

April 2017

July 2017

September 2018

December 2018

June 2019

February 2020

August 2020

You know, just in case you wanted to set your queue for the next 6 years

[kuragin]

[onlytwitterpics]

[a-frog-in-a-bog]

[markusbones]

If you look at the world and say “Yes, there are enough homes for people, yes, there is enough food for people, but if we give it away for free they won’t have earned it and the economy will collapse.” Then you have chosen money (a constructed medium of exchange) over living beings who only want to continue living in peace and safety.

And I have no qualms telling you, that is the wrong choice, and you have been brainwashed by this destructive, exploitative system.

[otatma]

ahhhh, I’m happy this one came back.

[genderpunked]

the #1 argument I see against posts like this is always “but I earned my house, my job, my comfortable life!! it’s not fair to me if someone else gets that after doing nothing to deserve it!!” 

my response is usually: why do you think humans have to earn the right to stay alive 

[slimetony]

Are clowns patriotic

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

are you?

[slimetony]

I’m asking the questions here. Would a clown die for its country

[powerfrogarchive-deactivated201]

everyone who has ever died for their country was a clown

[beynons]

this is the most powerful post I’ve ever seen

[nymphaticc]

[doctorguilty]

mutuals meet me in the exhaustion funnel 

[jonklassen2]

[anus]

dog and snog

[evilcousin]

My yearly dog and snog post

[rudolph-the-red-knows-rain-dear]

Both look so angsty, 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[estradiol]

the ABBA+ community

[wizardjpeg]

there’s a word for people who can’t levitate, and that word, is bitches