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[notaboyscout]

[elderscrollsconceptart]

Tiered Nord Barrow. Concept art for The Elder Scrolls V:Skyrim

Art by Adam Adanowicz

[redyn-nerevarine]

Sunset on Solstheim.

[cryptotheism]

The male orgasm is a myth

[cryptotheism]

Cum isn't real

[cryptotheism]

It's just slight of hand

[slunch]

The cursed coomer busts black and howling loads

[cryptotheism]

The sacred bater busts nuts of purest light

[daggerfall]

[manichewitz]

i think about this post like. at least once a day

[trupowieszcz-moved-deactivated2]

hiiiiii decided to share a selfie

[ainawgsd]

Huh, the Australian Easter Bilby costumes aren’t nearly as terrifying as Easter Bun…

Nevermind

[theehorsepusssy]

[thesecretmecbook]

[doomsdayradio]

HELP THE TIKTOK ABLEISTS ARE SAYING NARCS EYES CAN STRAIGHT UP GO BLACK⁉️⁉️⁉️

bro they think we're mythical fucking demons im done😭😭😭

[carrymelikeimcute]

Taking someone's cigarette out of their mouth: Multiple meanings - used a lot in media to convey control, power play, very masculine, I'm your boss and this is mine now, get over it. Mildly flirty, look at me, all in your space and shit, seductive. You're not allowed to smoke, because I say so.

Putting the cigarette back in their mouth afterwards: Ground-breaking. Would be less erotic to just fuck honestly. Who does this?

[jooferslannister-deactivated202]

Help me. I am a 8 year old boy living in the illegitimate Yankee Capitalist regime. President Xi, our shelves are empty and we are hungry. I am asking you to liberate my state of Connecticut with your Chengdu J-20 Stealth air superiority fighters and your Dongfeng 41 Missiles.

[dyketales]

this is me, if u even care

[pissvortex]

the cybersmith just tagged me in a video of a chimp fucking a frog on twitter

[wildgingerofnyc]

[pissvortex]

[cryptotheism]

Elf cooking show: First person helmetcam of a an elf hunting and killing a deer with their bare hands. They sing a lullabye to the deer before they snap it's neck and prepare a side salad.

Dwarf cooking show: America's Test Kitchen but even more rigorous. 20 minutes of discussing how to maintain precise heat just to boil water.

Halfling cooking show: Great British Bake Off with soap-opera levels of internal drama. Everyone is stoned off their ass.

Orc cooking show: Edible mythbusters. The contestants must make bbq with a live dragon. People straight up die sometimes.

Goblin cooking show: Goblins don't really understand the concept of restaurants, but they have a show like Diners Dive ins and Dives for rooting through people's trash.

[cryptotheism]

Gnome cooking show: Gnomes don't actually have cooking shows, but if you creep up to a nearby hollow log you can watch gnomes make cookies.

Pixie cooking show: Two pixies in professional looking clothes in a fancy kitchen attempt to bake a pie, but get distracted by wild on-camera sex that ends with cannibalism.