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amazing tweet by mou
Ousmane Sembène, Senegalese director and father of African cinema
"It is good to be at Cannes, but I wish Africa would create something of its own. We should not be eternal guests. It is up to us to create our own values. To recognize them and to carry them throughout the world." —Sembene! (2015)
Clips from Caméra d'Afrique + Sembene! (2015)
Ireland is the only country in Europe
you learn something new everyday. unless you're a historian. then you learn something old
my theater went crazy when this happened
I don't give an amazing digital fuck
no sir, i’m not plural. sir, it is a mystical technique taught to me by my ancient forefathers to protect me against psychic invaders. my mind has been splintered and compartmentalized in order to confound any and all supernatural perversion. any other suggested cause is purely hearsay. i must reiterate, sir, it is only by coincidence that one of my many facets seems to resemble this gentleman “David Strider” you seem utterly convinced I’m familiar with. Surely, it must be the will of some divine providence that smiles upon the both of us.
me: [writing something] shoot... what's this woman's pronouns?
stenographer: well her bio says she/her...
me: better play it safe anyway [writes "it"]
the ghost of marie curie: [appears out of thin air] ivy... you're the first person to ever correctly gender me in a hundred and eighty-two years. from the bottom of my cold dead heart, thank you.
me: [dies of radiation poisoning]
stenographer: [dies of radiation poisoning]
favorite tags. bulliness you get it. also someone tagged this post #rpf which i think is so fuckin funny. like yeah. i guess. i guess it is.
I think the "pre" and "post" parts in "preposterous" should cancel each other out but everyone else seems to find my idea completely erous
watching jerma's old stardew valley vids from ten years ago for the first time. this poor guy had like 5 cabbages planted and like 8 string beans on his entire farm. and a meteor hit his farm and obliterated half of his string beans. he attempted to break the meteor with a cherry bomb which only served to destroy 3 of the 4 remaining string beans. he destroyed the remaining string bean in a fit of rage
his shit got hit by a METEOR on SPRING YEAR ONE?
You have been brought before the ORC BOYAR.
The ORC BOYAR seeks entertainment; perhaps this will be your chance to impress the ORC BOYAR?
Perform a dance for the ORC BOYAR by selecting two DESCRIPTORS of the ORC BOYAR’s liking.
You perform a BONE MUSHROOM dance.
The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.
You perform a CHEESE SPIKE dance.
The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.
You perform a FAST BROTH dance.
The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.
You perform a HOT CRUMB dance.
The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.
You perform a DESSERT STONE dance,
The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.
You perform a LAKE MUD dance.
You feel TIRED.
The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.
You perform a ROYAL PIG dance.
The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.
You perform a CAVE TROUT dance.
The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.
You perform a ANVIL BREAD dance.
Your POINTED JINGLE SHOES begins to show wear from use! Bring the item the TOWN SMITH to repair it.
The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.
You perform a DOG MOSS dance.
The ORC BOYAR seemed slightly interested.
You perform a DOG DOG dance.
The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.
You perform a MOSS MOSS dance.
The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.
You perform a MOSS DOG dance.
The ORC BOYAR was not impressed.
You perform a DOG MOSS dance.
The ORC BOYAR was sent into a rage.
ORC BOYAR: I have already seen DOG MOSS dance. Away with you!
A FERAL HOG appears to your LEFT.
A FERAL HOG appears to your RIGHT.
A FERAL HOG appears to your FRONT.
The FERAL HOG attacks you!
The FERAL HOG attacks you!
The FERAL HOG attacks you!
You have DIED. The world has been thrown into chaos.
Tip: The ORC BOYAR was once heard to have inscribed his favorite dance on a HIDDEN STONE in the DARK DWELLING.
I need y'all to see how this porn spelled ménage à trois
every time i try to check whats inside eggs stupid goop comes out
Ccan i hit?
I would parry every blow?
crunch munch
Happy tenth anniversary to this comic. I just learned that it’s still being shared constantly on Tumblr. I don’t totally understand why people like it so much, but I like it too.
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