Punkin Cat

just a leetle creechur

[tpwrtrmnky]

Fucking incredible that this is the first example they used lmao

[1dietcokeinacan]

Pleased to see that this banger also made the list

[3000s]

so i cant post my tits on here but you can give me ads about masturbating with strangers

[dgeometric]

I brought 2 cans of Dr. Pepper to a friend's party and we poured them into a saucepan to make hot Dr. Pepper, but it turned out we didn't like hot Dr. Pepper so we decided to keep it on the burner and reduce it down to Dr. Pepper syrup and then mixed that with soda water to make reconstituted Dr. Pepper, which it turned out we also didn't like

[amberkendslacy]

[farmgf]

men can go to the restroom while women must go to the shadows of contemplation

[batmanisagatewaydrug]

Do spy books count as copaganda?

we've got to try having real problems

[darkspaceboytoy]

Bro this coffee cake is lowkey cumming in my ass right now

[bulliness]

I don't think so

[darkspaceboytoy]

*getting really defensive* I’m literally getting cummed in by it right now

[misidentifying-animals-in-posts]

A fairy?

shuttlecock actually!

[softchaos34634]

[revivisection]

men exist to get roughed up for my sexual gratification

[fellator]

doesn't it piss you off that you have to find something to eat every single day. every one of them. just every day. you gotta eat something

[queerofthedagger]

sometimes you just gotta go "man i actually don't give a shit" and keep scrolling. online survival skill 101

[hungry-skeleton]

Mowing through an entire box of pocky feeling like a pencil sharpener being fed whole pencils by a 3rd grader

[importantpics]

[stratfender]

just being myshellf! #turtle

[fujoshiwarrior]

it's kind of fucked up that pig is an insult considering that the pig is a humble and virtuous beast

[fartbong-rewritten]

it must've gone crazy to be drunk on white wine and one two xans playing farmville while your children are asleep in your upper middle class home in 2011

[bruntalism]

[birds-in-posts]

Yellow-headed blackbird (Xanthocephalus xanthocephalus)