collector of trails

over hill and under hill my path has led

[pigcatapult]

Having the uncomfortable realization that, once you look past the incongruity-based humor of pronouncing typos out loud, the famous video compilation of badly-spelled pregnancy questions on Yahoo! Answers just demonstrates that people who don’t know how getting pregnant works are also likely to have been failed by the education system in other subjects, such as language arts. Low education level is a major risk factor for unplanned pregnancies.

[argumate]

“people who don’t understand pregnancy, or indeed anything, can still get pregnant” is actually quite horrifying!

[huffylemon]

[fagstaynight]

some people on the internet have only been on here for five minutes

[cowboyspones]

i will never get over this one i’m afraid

[neighbourdan]

I remember the beginning when we were told that the internet would be the great library that humanity would use to achieve great things.

[crazysodomite]

[only-tiktoks]

[cipheramnesia]

HEY >:[

[iconuk01]

[hussyknee]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

I feel lied to. This is where the bugs bunny NO meme cokes from

[an-enigmatic-mind]

[liquid-geodes]

Ah lads they fucking rotated him

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[kalianos]

[yan-town]

[ythok]

Me, reading this whole post:

[pope74220]

NOW it’s you

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

Oh yea? Well guess what bro

[polyphonetic]

[fallenwillow44]

Best post I've seen all day

[dat-physics-gal]

[keepcalmandcarriefischer]

[ericvilas]

[flootzavut]

ermahgerd they rotated Bugs

[help-help-i-need-an-adult]

Rotating bug you say?

[192929020202020]

[napalmdebt]

[boobachu]

YOU ATE ALL MY BLIMP BERRIES!??!?!?

[amygdalae]

i think “video games aren’t really the violent child-corrupting threat some parents worry they are” and “certain circles of gamer culture are incredibly toxic and can lead people down dangerous/hateful ideological rabbit holes” are ideas that can absolutely coexist

[aspiringwarriorlibrarian]

Artificial violence is not actually a corrupting influence but hanging out with assholes sure is.

[roach-works]

the real corruption was the friends we made along the way

[mumblesplash]

people are sooooo judgemental when a thing that was pretending to be human peels off its face revealing itself to be some sort of creature or perhaps machine

[mumblesplash]

“that’s so gross” “that’s horrifying” as if you would look any better with your face skin peeled off. get real

[ancienttheblackangel]

GET YOUR BODY OUT OF SURVIVAL MODE SO YOU CAN CREATE FROM YOUR HEART

[custer-mp3]

[afloweroutofstone]

My favorite category of government program to run across is "program you've never heard of doing extremely important work to solve a major problem which you have also never heard of." On that note, the US drops millions of pounds of sterile bugs over Panama each week in order to prevent a parasite infestation from moving into North America. Everyone say thank you to the Panama-United States Commission for the Eradication and Prevention of the Cattle Borer Worm (COPEG)

[afloweroutofstone]

This program had its funding cut during the DOGE cuts last year and now the parasitic worm they were trying to slow the spread of has officially arrived in the United States.

[beardedmrbean]

[lobo-cansado-de-ojos-rojos]

[beardedmrbean]

I really enjoy how the person recording does nothing to help either one of them, true neutral journalism right there.

[jareckiworld]

Cat Johnston —The God of Hayfever (textiles, epoxy clay, paint, wood, 2024)

[randomencounters]

Encounter: the God of Hayfever

[veryluckyclovers]

[villainessbian]

careful, it is not kosher

[virtualgirladvance]

the berry or?...

[villainessbian]

ya strawberries aren't kosher. they also aren't berries

[virtualgirladvance]

okay i have two followup questions

[villainessbian]

strawberries often harbour microscopic bugs that aren't kosher, the amount of work to clean and remove them makes it never worth it

berries are a subtype of fruit (with many extra requirements), but a strawberry is only a "fake fruit" covered in many real fruits (a type of accessory fruit called achenes) all around them. The real fruit isn't a berry either because there's only one seed per achene.

[virtualgirladvance]

oh that wasnt my second question but thank you for both. may your path wind through many highs with the lows needed to cherish them.

[villainessbian]

what was your second question then I need to know

[virtualgirladvance]

how do i know when she's flirting with me?

[villainessbian]

if it makes you feel small and blushy, she is

[busket]

choosing to play oppression olympics isnt just mean and inconsiderate. like I feel when you call ppl out for it theyre like "does it hurt your feelings that I said your privileged?" like no you are actually doing some serious damage to your own cause

like the recent estrogen legislation. estrogen should never be made a controlled substance. everyone should have easy access to gender affirming care, including DIY. but when people try to spread awareness for this serious issue by acting like trans men arent as affected by institutional transphobia, it just becomes an argument about disinformation, because testosterone is ALREADY a controlled substance. I want estrogen to remain an uncontrolled substance because I want to save trans women from the bullshit than trans men have been having to deal with for over 30 years. and then you have a bunch of people arguing about this bullshit with each other while the law just plods on thru the government and everyone loses.

recently I saw a person talking about the recent, tragic murder of Juniper Blessing. but instead of honoring her memory, this person said that trans men dont experience the same danger. and of course that caused people to bring up the also very recent murder of Luca Redbeard. Both these violent hate crimes and murders happened THIS MONTH and it makes me sick that the trans community cant even honor their memories properly because theyre too up their own asses arguing about who has privilege and social power over the other, instead of seeing that we are all living the same fucking nightmare

[wretcheddthing]

everybody give it up for this brand of green. round of applause for most under appreciated green

[starlitbeetle]

Hey all, while we're busy normalizing women with hairy legs, hairy armpits and bushy pubes, let's also normalize women with hairy upper lips, hairy chins, hairy side burns, hairy chests, and all the other places where women are supposedly magically hair-free.