Omnipotent Insufferable Prick

(group therapy voice) hi, I'm Patrick and i'm more emotionally attached to fictional characters than I have any right to be.

[arandomthot]

Some kid probably responded with “same” out of habit

[ryuko-is-my-life]

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[boredpanda]

Couple Recreates ‘101 Dalmatians’ Intro For Their Engagement Photoshoot

[mydollyaviana]

Omg yes

[pickypicnic]

[saltrat88]

[killin-the-machine]

These people went from lifting chips to pulling off some action movie shit

[turntechgodheadpickleinspecter]

C H O T I C N E U T R A L

[hashtagloveloses]

breaking bad, fight club, rick and morty, clockwork orange, and the catcher in the rye are all arguably good things - but if a man says they are his FAVORITE book/movie/tv show? RUN.

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

Y'all talkin bout the Zootopia Pro Life comic but missing this masterpiece

[kingandprophetdavid-deactivated]

This was all a bamboozle. There were a bunch of comics after this all leading up to a final one named “Gotcha :^)”

[goopy-amethyst-deactivated20250]

I know I am OP but I fuckin loathe this

[lydiadotnet-deactivated20190404]

tumblr is the only social media site where it’s completely useless to have a lot of followers

[lydiadotnet-deactivated20190404]

[lilyofthepraire]

God bless whoever wrote that comment

[verycooltrash-deactivated201907]

[hobbithockey]

me desperately trying to come up with a reason to do something stupid I definitely shouldn’t do

[schmoooples-deactivated20150427]

so i was at that part when you enter the fade and all those disgusting spiders are named after fears

and you have things like

and

and then it starts to get serious with

and

but then

[atomictiki]

Just a sec. Gotta log into GMail

[the-x-button]

what the fuck

[autumngracy]

WHAT

[4579234676234856234]

the first line of dialogue in homestuck is dave saying “hey so what sort of insane loot did you rake in today” and the last is dirk saying “dave thats the best fucking question anybody ever asked”

[chorliebrown]

but we never find out what insane loot dirk raked in, he just says that its a good question

[4579234676234856234]

maybe the real insane loot is the friends we made along the way

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Theory: Nobody who writes a physics textbook gives any fucks

Evidence:

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Update: Legolas’ pupils are about 3.5 cm wide each. Now drawing kawaii Legolas on physics assignment.

And they told you science was no fun.

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

Science!

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

I’m going to do it. I’m going to hand it in.

[glumshoe]

Legolas’s pupil size isn’t the problem here, though. 5 leagues is 17.262 miles. The curvature of the Earth means that for a person of average height, the visual horizon is less than three miles away. Even if your vision is telescopic and the atmosphere is perfectly clear, you can’t see around the planet. If they were standing on a hill, it would have to be at LEAST 198 feet above sea level in order to see the horizon at 17.2 miles away, with nothing tall in between. Which, knowing Rohan, isn’t impossible.

But consider: Elven satellite eyeballs.

[gemstone-gynoid]

you mean like

[ontologicalidiot-deactivated201]

@sidereanuncia it’s back, the post that I can only imagine haunts your nightmares 

[sidereanuncia-blog-deactivated2]

I shall never find peace.

Also, for what it’s worth, there’s absolutely no reason to believe that the curvature of Middle Earth is the same as that of Earth.

[sindri42]

There’s no evidence that Middle Earth curves.

[solwardenclyffe]

Yeah there is.  The Silmarillion states that the world was curved after the fall of Numenor (I believe), preventing access to Valinor.  But Elves (among others) can travel the straight path across it.

So middle earth is round, but not for Elves because magic.

[sindri42]

So wait, the reason he can see that far is because Elves just have the ability to ignore the curve of the earth? That’s awesome. It also means that no matter how good your optics got, you would always want elf eyes manning the spyglass because they can see arbitrarily far while everybody else is limited by this ‘horizon’ bullshit.

[lady-byleth]

Oh thank God, my poor elf prince has seen too much in this post

[saccharinesatchel]

Elves are flat-earthers

[cheattoe]

This post went from amusing to horrifying, to be brought back down to amusing, sprinkled in with some cannon explanation, and then you leave me here in fucking outrage

[yourownpetard]

This post really was a rollercoaster.

[odinoco-deactivated20190531]

for elves it was a straight line

[rawbiredbest]

okay

[extra-caffeinated]

holy shit

turn the s ound on i’m gonna fuckin cry

[jennybystudiokillers-remade-dea]

who win

[turntechgodheadpickleinspecter]

#you fool they are having a dance!!!!!#do not assume they would fight each other!!!

but who win the dance off??

[turntechgodheadpickleinspecter]

does anyone know someone I can commission a patch from? I need an IPRE patch from TAZ for a Magnus cosplay

[msparallels]

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