[damazcuz]

Stone faced and barely moving in the club.

[damazcuz]

To be honest yeah

[lelouch]

[goawfma]

“By February 2020, it will use as much electricity as the entire world does today.”

throw the whole thing AWAY   

[gimme-the-gun-ill-shoot]

the tags hold knowledge

[mioxenoblade]

This take is pissing me off so Im going to just rant about it to get it out of my system.

Elon Musk's SNL bits weren't unfunny because he's autistic, they were unfunny because he's an out of touch conservative billionaire with a cult of personality who panders to online nerd communities who are obsessed with 4chan, cryptocurrency, and saying slurs as often as possible. Every time this man says a single thing it's incredibly clear he has no idea what life is like for the average person and has been spoonfed by others his entire life. He didn't start tesla, he bought it. He's more of a detriment to SpaceX than a positive. He's rich because mommy and daddy being racists in apartheid South Africa. He owns a fucking diamond mine. He calls literal heroes pedophiles for daring to criticize his stupid plans thatd kill innocents. His companies violate almost every OSHA standard (and thats just the shit in the USA) and his space company rains dangerous shit all over American cities.

People don't hate Elon Musk because he's autistic. People hate Elon Musk because he's a Captain Planet villain.

And, trying to level that disgust towards him as disgust towards autistic people is so extremely ableist. Elon Musk getting made fun of for being terrible at comedy and being an unrelatable billionaire is not the same as autistic people getting made fun of for not being able to communicate ideas.

Fuck all the way off.

[kaijuno]

[misguided-matchmaker]

@aroacedavestrider my dude i cannot in good faith accept these useless geography facts on account of them being iconic, actually

[ruffboi-mags]

oh my god nothing in my imagination could've prepared me for market island.

or for this review on google maps:

[aroacedavestrider]

im glad to know my horrible facts are making their rounds and im here with more horrible facts

- the most secluded inhabited island in the world is a place called tristan da cunha. its in the middle of the atlantic ocean at a whopping fucking 1500 miles away from the closest inhabited location (south africa). people just fucking live out there??

- the oldest lake in the world is (probably) lake zaysan in kazahstan. nobodys entirely certain yet but theres evidence that suggests that this is a 65 million year old body of water, meaning theres a lake that exists and can be looked at today that could have had dinosaurs drinking out of it at one point

-the lake immediately following that is confirmed to be at least 25 million years old and thats lake baikal in siberia russia. the bitch is on a continental fault that expands about 2cm per year and as of right now this lake is over a mile deep. the bottom however is FULL of sediment and the actual rift floor is NINE MILES DOWN. this monstrosity of a lake contains literally 20% of the earths nonfrozen fresh water, it has its own unique species of seal, and eventually in millions of years this thing is gonna be an ocean. lake baikal is a baby fucking ocean. its gonna split russias ass in two. i am 100% certain it is sentient

- there is not a single river in saudi arabia and that blows my mind for some reason

- theres whats now considered a lost “eighth continent” thats submerged in the south pacific ocean. the islands of new zealand are the highest peaks of the chunk of continental crust that we now call zealandia. its about half the size of australia and its also connected to other little archipelagos like new caledonia. we found it. old zealand

- the entrance to this fucking ancient bay lake in venezuela (lake maracaibo, over 20 million years old) is the most likely place to get struck by lightning in the world. it gets around 1.2 million lightning strikes per year 

- LAKE HILLIER AUSTRALIA FUCKIGN PINK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

- and finally. more enclave border bullshit. i told yall about baarle hertog. now look at india and pakistan. i present to you the one and only third order enclave

this . this was a piece of india, surrounded by a piece of bangladesh, surrounded.. by a piece of india..... surrounded by bangladesh . it has since been ceded over to bangladesh but the fact that we allowed this to exist is incredible

anyway do with all that what you will. raise your hand if you can tell this is a fixation of mine

[mikkeneko]

I mean there are definitely people for whom “fucking 1500 miles away from the closest inhabited location” would be the primary selling point for where they choose to live

[whomst]

Anonymous said: hi there ^___^ I just got fatally stabbed four times n I’m about to die what should I do? Also I love your blog have a good day/night 😍😍😍

[beeorchids-moved-deactivated201]

Anonymous said: uhm? Why aren’t you helping that anon lmao. They’re bleeding to death and you just tell them “I’m not a doctor call help”? You’re so rude lol bye 🙄🙄🙄🙄

[whomst]

Anonymous said: (different anon) I’m a med student and I can confirm that when you get stabbed to death you die. Maybe anon should try avoid getting stabbed next time

[lesbianralzarek]

what terfs think happens when we agree with a post but then disagree upon realizing op is a terf: 

terf: -and thats why i think women should have spaces free from men 

normal person: i agree! 

terf: im a terf btw 

normal person: i no longer agree out of spite and will ignore you even though youre correct and i know it 

what actually happens: 

terf: -and thats why i think women should have spaces free from men

normal person: i agree!

terf: im a terf btw 

normal person: i now realize that when you said “men” you meant a certain subset of women, and changing the subject of a sentence changes its meaning. when you change “men” to “trans women” i no longer agree 

. 

if i see one more post from a terf acting all smug about people agreeing with their crypto shit im gonna scream. no, we arent drinking your kool-aid, youre just too much of a coward to say what you really mean 

[whitepeopletwitter]

[argumate]

why did no one ever tell me the full title is The Most Excellent and Lamentable Tragedy of Romeo and Juliet

[heroofthreefaces]

[anarcho-smarmyism]

mutuals do this

[lyingfigure]

cool if this is real but it’s really honestly giving very much this???

[blackarachnya]

as many have pointed out, note that the paint perfectly avoids the brick - spray paint pretty easily washes off a garage door, brick not so much. not to mention the very precise drizzle of the blood and how “we want everything” just screams how do you do fellow lefties

[mycelea]

yall sound so fucking dumb right now

[blackarachnya]

im sorry for not taking everything i see at immediate face value. ill start trusting everything the news and government tells me like a good boy from here on out i promise

[mrbiglong3000]

lmaoooooooo whoever did it taped around the garage door

[dashconstaff]

Hello Tumblypoos 😍

Here is the OFFICIAL list of 2021 Dashcon panels and activities (so far):

Love Wins: Destiel is Canon

Can You Knot? An Introduction to A/B/O

Activism and Kpop: How Fancams Fight Fascism

TWO BALL PITS IN THE SUPER HELL ROOM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

a 72-hour Hamilton sing-a-long all weekend!!!

Destiel’s Legacy: Johnlock, Stucky, and Hannigram Next?

Acting lessons with special guest Jensen Ackles (free)

British Men and Their Cheekbones

Why Kylo is Exactly Like Zuko

Big Time Socialists: Why BTS Supporting Black Lives Matter Was the Wokest Moment of 2020

Quarantine and Chill? How the Pandemic Has Affected Fanfiction

Parody Accounts: Tumblr, Trolling, and You

Trump is Just Like Umbridge: Activism For the Woke HP Generation

and a six hour John Green book signing (he said he would also sign printed out copies of the cock monologue for an extra $5)

Additionally, we have unfortunately decided to cancel the Tumblr Prom due to unforeseen circumstances (explanation here). We hope you’ll all still have fun anyway ❤️

Have ideas for more panels? Let us know!

Buy your 2021 Dashcon Badge HERE!!!!!!!!!!

*Masks will not be required anywhere besides the ball pit/Super Hell room.

[esteicy-blog]

I won’t let this beautiful cursed mess go unseen by my followers

[nazumichi]

Reading this was like repeatedly taking a baseball bat to the skull

[dashconstaff]

Thank you ❤️

Buy your 2021 Dashcon Badge HERE!!!!!!!!!!

[tiredspacealien]

oh no

[dashconstaff]

oh YES!!!!

Get your 2021 Dashcon Premium Badge HERE!!!!!!!

[dashconstaff]

#what in the actual fuck #theyre not kidding????? (via @kiarrashattered)

Dashcon 2021 Announcement: 

The panel mentioned above called “Parody Accounts: Tumblr, Trolling, and You” has been renamed “Parody Accounts: How Much More Obvious Do I Need to Get? Why Aren’t Any of These People Reading My Bio or Tags or Clicking Any Of My Links? How Many Ways Do I Need To Say It’s A Parody Before People Catch On? I Thought I Was Being Obvious This Time” until further notice.

Get your Dashcon 2021 Clown Badge/VIP Ball Pit Pass HERE!!!!!

[saintofpride201]

Fuck it. Just kill me…

[dashconstaff]

Not until you buy your Dashcon Day Pass! ;)

[dashconstaff]

#oh boy #i was hoping 2021 would be a better year #i am now scared it won’t be (via @lemonelixir)

NEW PANEL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!!!!!!!!

At the 2021 Dashcon, there will be a fun new panel called “Parody Accounts in the Age of No Reading Comprehension,” and instead of paying for a pass to get in, you actually get paid to go! $100 to every tumblr user who attends this panel!!! Please attend this panel!!!!!!!

Make all your Dashcon reservations HERE! 💜

[tiredmaster]

SAY SIKE RN

[dashconstaff]

#dashcon isn’t real #it isn’t real #it can’t be real #it isn’t #i refuse (via @tobiasisthechaos​)

Get your VIP Super Hell Ball Pit Pass HERE!!!!!!!

[may]

“How do you tell people? How do you tell them that you’re exhausted even though you slept for 10 hours? How do you tell them that you need a break from talking and smiling and simply being near them? How do you tell them that although you love them, you so desperately need to be alone tonight?”

— Midnight thoughts (I’m burnt out)

[millennial-review-deactivated20]

[shitpostinguniverse]

[jackmeister]

Of all the directions I thought this comic was heading, this wasn’t it.

[emil]

my roommates keep bullying my cat by calling his name repeatedly to get his attention and then going “bababooie” every time he looks at them

[emil]

they also laugh and go “get bababooied” and he always looks so lost

the face of a man scandalized

[asimovsideburns]

[iguanamouth]

Animals that have no teeth, thoughts?

this is me and you right now

[iguanamouth]

[iguanamouth]

its too late we have gone outside to play

[ukulelewrap]

Guys, please.. I need help..

My friend @ihelpanyoneinneed is suicidal right now..

So..

We made a deal..

Please.. I don’t want to loose them..

[ukulelewrap]

Tagging people to help:

@wheredidmypencilsgo , @just–quinn , @arts-n-anarchy , @underxthexnightxstarz

I’m sorry for tagging you guys, I just need this to be rbed…

[starpinkosuberry]

@humanfromunderglitchs-blog @king-of-darkness21 @lynxsans @thehugwizard @freshwerewolf-pizzaroll @anyone who sees this

Please help boost this!

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@angeleyes351 @neblan-cristal

BOOST THIS PLEASE! I’m literally tagging random people I know

[starpinkosuberry]

I’m going to keep boosting this-

[starpinkosuberry]

Tags:

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[littlestmeowmeow-deactivated202]

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[void-with-drip]

Welp, time to boost @yo-it-dey @launchsteinward @im-the-trash-man @popiplant @Fucking anybody-

[takumiaotsuki]

BOOST-

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[erqixi]

REBLOGGING SO HARD! SAVE! A! LIFE!

[queer-as-frikc]

BOOST–

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[summerloveandsayingus]

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[muskaaan]

@aqualeo123 @wreckedwonderland @b3taw0lf @exoaelin2103 @melincort @thelostartofalchemy @-the-april-fool- @anyone else seeing this

Please reblog, can’t risk this

[astrology101]

Pls pls pls like and reblog guys

[vittyyluvscookies]

Am I wet? Am I on my period? Did I pee my pants?- next on wtf is going on down there.

[submissivefeminist]

I’m so glad this is a universal wondering among vagina-owners, haha.

[chaotichowlite]

‘Vagina-owners’

[anxiousnerd]

Tune in next time for: Are these menstrual cramps? Am I pregnant? Is it just gas? I wouldn’t have to ask these questions if I didn’t have a damn uterus

[sexylibrarian1]

Next week: Is it a bladder infection? An ovarian cyst? Do I have endometriosis? Oh God please do not let it be cervical cancer! A 20/20 special

[occupyvenus]

Y'all are forgetting the all-time classic: Is it just my period or is my appendix about to burst? Some nice tea and a heatpack or 911 and emergency surgery?

[phantoms-lair]

There is actually a test for that last one!

Place your hand over the pain, press down slightly and release. If the pain doesn’t change by any great margin, you’re fine. If it suddenly becomes some painful you can barely stand, Get thee to an Emergency Room

[taysweetbae]

reblog for the safety of vaginas and their owners

[greedyagain]

The appendix test works with or without a vagina so reblogging for everyone.

[justwritingscibbles]

Reblogging because I didn’t know this and it needs to be shared.

[microwaved-cheese-sandwich]