Gentleman In The Streets; Will Iron Your Sheets

just some guy | 30s | DC | widower This blog is just my attempt to appease my last remaining brain cell

[anarchistmemedistro]

[toothbrushunicorn]

This should anger you.

[yaoiblackmold]

Top 3 things people love insisting they don't have despite it being impossible

Pronouns

An accent

Bias

[yaoiblackmold]

Im going to shoot you people with a fucking gun

[televisionenjoyer]

Everyone has an accent it came free with your language 🙄

[audliminal]

Congrats to every reply like this for failing to understand the fundamental definition of an accent. Of course you think you sound normal! It's the way you speak!

[salarta]

Gonna sign language at you in a very southern accent

[inthewaytoamultilinguallife]

Sign languages also comes with accents, you can easily watch people sign and tell the difference

You get different sign language accents, you get regional accents, and you even get "second language speaker accent"

[apricops]

*trying to pitch public transportation to Americans* it’s like a legal form of texting while driving

[k-uwaiti-deactivated20210813]

don’t ask me “wyd” u know i’m at home deteriorating

[animentality]

[epicsause-official]

on sharing one's opinons

[doubleca5t]

[doubleca5t]

[owenthetokencishet]

So-called "free thinkers" when their friend has to pee

[crazy-brazilian]

[anti-parent]

teamwork makes the dream work. and dreamwork. makes shrek

[anti-parent]

fantastic. i love it. i posted this after my wife said it yesterday and as i was doing it i was like "this can't be an original thought. as soon as i hit post someone's going to say 'you stole this from a tweet from 2014' and i'll say 'no, i stole it from my beautiful wife.'"

[zegalba]

[righthandarm-man]

can you remember the name of every person you’ve kissed?

yes, I remember all their names

I could name most of them but there are few I can’t remember

if you put all of them in a room I could put a name to at least half the faces

i’m not confident I could name a quarter of them, let alone half

I can’t remember more than one or two names

I’ve never kissed a soul and want to see the results

Remaining time: 1 day 23 hours

[scissorsaint]

who’s doing it like him (for safety reasons, hopefully no one)

[ararexic]

today i offered nothing. good night everyone!!!

[ardri-na-bpiteog]

"is 35 too old for the club?"

Madonna is still singing about popping her pussy on the dancefloor at nearly 70 years old

[newsandstuffisee]

[rocktheholygrail]