I have no clue what I'm doing.

23 male canadian, i post a bunch of shit so get ready for the ride i guess

[gifsboom]

Baby armadillo.

[cosmictuesdays]

Humans will pet anything.

[toffeecape]

How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!

[badgengar]

“ How wonderful, then, to live on a planet full of creatures that like to be petted!”

It truly is.

[laguzmage]

This is literally me at the store

[stringcheeselesbian]

Does anyone else ever think about how a huge chunk of the humor on this website is literally just lol teh random humor except nobody is calling it that cuz we’re too self-conscious to admit that our senses of humor haven’t matured since middle school

[stringcheeselesbian]

We all know “I have rabies” is the 2018 version of “I am teh penguin of DOOM” but I’m the only person on this godforsaken website who isn’t too much of a coward to say it

[imperaptorfuriosa]

me, drinking orange juice right of the container like the cool older brother on a disney channel show

[just-shower-thoughts]

Death is basically the end of a really long chemical reaction.

[showpoison]

full offense i think we as a society need to understand that some kids genuinely need to get shoved into a locker and told they’re not valid, cause we’ve got like. 30+ year olds on this fucking site obsessed with validity culture that should have gotten punched in middle school but didn’t and now they argue with 14 year olds about cartoons and call themselves queer elders because they’re into platonic choking

[colehersch]

Pocket Pussy Review

[gurl-blunt]

I have never related more to anything on this website than the change getting queefed out of this silicone pussy.

[starkwillendurestone]

we need a new plague. I am REPULSED. 

[thethingsifindfunny]

im equal parts grossed out and amused

[vaenire]

99% of my friends: why do u like vin diesel so much

me: 

beat me then. take my blood

[wodneswynn-deactivated-deactiva]

[peashooter85]

They often used the wheat to make beer

After drinking the beer they would have sex

Sometimes they would drink beer while having sex

So the ancient Sumerians might be more interesting than you think.

“Never pass judgement while drinking beer.”

—Ancient Mesopotamian Proverb

[beekeep]

when iCarly said “so wake up the members of my nation” she was referring to the proletariat gaining class consciousness, when she said “it’s your time to be, there’s no chance unless you take one” she was calling on us to break free from our chains and rise up

[irlpinkiepie]

iComrade

[pizzaback-deactivated20201011]

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

“this is my custom fursuit, I had 30 neon-green wolves killed for it”

[andysmovingcastle]

WHAT KIND OF FUCKING MILLIONAIRE IS MAKING FURSUITS OUT OF REAL FUR

[peppapigvevo]

[auberginesdonthavelimbs]

“Cruella De Vil is a furry” is not the hot take I expected to see on my dash today, but I think it’s the one I deserve

[turtledetective]

Being a memelord ain't all sunshine and rainbows ladys and gentlemen.

[420gokudeleted99999999999999-de]

MY DAD GAVE ME A GOLDEN GAYTIME IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER

[420gokudeleted99999999999999-de]

I DIDNT REALISE HOW THIS MIGHT SOUND TO NON-AUSTRALIANS IM REALLY SORRY

[il-lui-serra-la-main]

[trevenants]

i feel like you australians are just fucking with us now

[mugica]

im about to test the limits of discord nitro

[mugica]

we are almost there folks

[mugica]

discord you can lag all you want but you arent going to stop me from fitting the entire bee movie into a 50 MB gif.

[mugica]

Let me win, you fool.

[mugica]

is this how we play this game? very well.

[mugica]

[mugica]

my friends support me. i know within my heart. i can do it.

[mugica]

I did it…. I did it everyone. I’m the happiest person in the world.

[tooiconic]

oh my god

[the-x-button]

the fact that their discord number is #0420 is what really makes this

[just-shower-thoughts]

Chicken nuggets and hot dogs are actually really advanced food. They take the parts of the animal that would normally be thrown out and turn them into good tasting meals

[koukiboy]

[just-shower-thoughts]

Telling your in-laws that you’re trying for a baby is just telling them that you’re raw dogging their daughter.