Full disclosure: I'm drunk and stuff
Hi there Tumblr bros and hoes!
I've always wondered... Why do women drop hints/clues instead of just saying what they want? Woman, are you supposed to be a puzzle or something? Do i look like sherlock fucking holmes to you? I'm oblivious and an incredibly dense person when it comes to stuff like that 🤦🏻♂️🤷🏻♂️. I've been told by females countless times that they used to like me or whatever but were disheartened to learn that I didn't like them, even though that wasn't always the case. Why didn't they just say something and be direct instead of assuming or giving up? Worst that could've happened is that I would just tell them in a polite way that I only wanna be friends or whatever lol.
Anyhow, I hope everyone is doing well during these trying times! Fuck the Corona virus! This "social distancing" is killing me slowly.
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