i will articulate my way out of this or die!

they/them | 23 multi fandom including but not limited to: -dimension 20 (most campaigns) -atla -doctor who -merlin -star trek -lotr -zelda -elder scrolls -bg3

[turtlesmog]

I literally cannot name my favorite bad kid I love them all so much and they’re all my favorite all the time. Riz my autistic beloved. Fabian my autistic beloved. Adaine, my autistic beloved. Gorgug, my autistic beloved. Kristen, my adhd beloved. Fig, my autistic beloved.

[homunculus-argument]

Imagine that one day as you're walking on a hot sunny path, your hat jumps off your head and lands into a muddy ditch. And you look at your muddy hat and ask it: "What did you do that for?"

"I don't want to be a burden anymore", your hat answers. "You are always carrying me around, and I can't carry you. That's not fair."

"I don't mind carrying you, little idiot", you tell your hat, "you hardly weight anything at all, and you shelter me from the sun."

"But that's different", your hat protests. "I don't mind the sun scorching on me. That happens anyway. It's literally no trouble for me to shade you too."

"Just the same it's no trouble for me to carry you. But now, because you wanted to stop inconveniencing and bothering me, I am now hatless and you are in the dirt."

[jantesika]

hello Aesop; how's the underworld been?

[homunculus-argument]

Every day I wake up and Hades kicks me in the nuts.

[deyageka]

Apocalypse AU + Aftermath of a demogorgan attack that killed Ted and severely injured Karen. Nancy is busy conspiring against the military which forces Mike to step up as the next eldest sibling in taking care of Holly.

Mike would sing for Holly to help her sleep and Will listens in sometimes because he likes the sound of Mike’s voice 💙💛

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[distance-does-not-matter]

girl who started a load on laundry: I’m gonna change my life I’m gonna clean my whole house I’m gonna go on a walk

[by-ilmater]

YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOU CAN CRAFT A COMPLETE SENTENCE! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOU USE THE RIGHT AMOUNT OF COMMAS! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! YOUR PROSE IS GOOD AND RIGHT! YOU'RE A REGULAR WRITER! EVERYONE UNDERSTANDS YOUR VISION!

[send-beer-money]

I miss The Wilds so much. Gretchen was a shitty scientist not because of her lack of ethics but her insistence on picking the freakiest little freaky freaks from across the US. Not a normal mf in sight. Control or trial group.

[karust]

Canon divergence route A: The Paladin

[akashicrecord]

the lesbian computer from portal was right. given the circumstances ive been shockingly nice

[ivy-connivy]

insane like/reblog parity on this post btw

[inkyrainstorms]

Yay

[pikos-den]

doing my part

[spooky-cowfish]

A recreation of what I saw when I was passing my boss's desk

[suigintou]

deliriously ripping open the sexy fishnet tights of a beautiful woman named bag of mandarins

[lustcannibalism]

the desire to engage in my hobbies leaving my body as soon as I have the day off even though I was looking forward to it all week

[clickbeetle]

actually dvd stands for dick van dyke

[clickbeetle]

the dick van dyke fandom is dying.

reblog ifyou’re a TRUE dyke lover

[clickbeetle]

reblog if you’re a true dickhead

[clickbeetle]

van

[hyrude]

i've searched every combination of words imaginable and i still can't find that gif of the german star trek parody where gay spock is quickly drinking coffee and smoking freaking out PLEASE send it to me i need it urgently

[lamphous]

matched set

[rhymingteelookatme]

#Margaret encino while refinancing the wurst

via @arotheosis

[roboco-san]

you have to play drums on the dog. you have to. it's essential to their health and happiness.

[penandinkprincess]

parenting commitment level 3000

[penandinkprincess]

apparently a requirement for working at poison control is a talent for stand-up comedy

[brennan-lee-mother]

“No one wants Pinocchio to find where the white women are at more than me” is still the funniest sentence anyone has ever said on this planet Earth, and I will gladly die on that hill

[oneheadtoanother]

are you lost little boy

[oneheadtoanother]

This is so much funnier than my caption, dammit