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turtblurt’s reblog account. we swappin up in this bitch

[bulbagarden]

Hiya, Trainers! We're currently doing a Bang on our official forums under the theme of 'Everyday Life with Pokemon', and we'd absolutely love for you to join in! Making an account is free, and we're looking for plenty of writers and artists to come in and join our Bulbabang festivities! Click on this link for more info!

A Bang is an event where writers submit short stories based around a theme (in this case, 'Everyday Life with Pokemon'), and then after those stories are done, artists create pieces based upon those stories in collaboration with authors. Once the event is finished (sometime in the autumn), we'll have come together as a creative community! This is a super amazing event and the first time we're doing anything like this, so please please consider joining in 🤍

[troublepunk-ldn]

me as a teenager: man it sucks to have no privacy or autonomy but i guess its for a good reason. when i turn 18 i will realise how young i was and understand why they did all that.

me as an adult: teenagers are an oppressed class, their abuse is normalised and systemic and they need to start killing people

[bixels]

Splatoon Raiders epilogue scene.

[bixels]

This is my contribution to Splatoon worldbuilding.

[mukuroom]

Oh boy, a complex character who's a woman! I love messy characters who hurt everyone around them and continue the cycles that hurt them!! Can't wait to share this joy with fellow fans– why's everyone calling her a bitch

[crabussy]

-> listening to a jaunty country style song -> hear the lyrics wrong -> pause. frown. go back a few seconds to relisten -> hears the same fucked up lyrics -> check the actual lyrics to see what it ACTUALLY says

-> oh!

[spicyvampire]

The way all the 2020s have done so far have been making me categorically against every new generation of tech that comes out is insane. Like I'm from a technological boom generation, saw the first portable phones, nokias & blackberries & flipphones etc, and the first smartphones, and the first ipods & ipads & tablets in general while still having cassettes & DVD & MP3 players around so I know how all of it work, I had computer classes in high school, I did the transition between home desktop computers to laptops and back to gaming computers. But then they started to put internet in your printer & microwave, everything has ads & AI now and every update is worst than the last. I literally loved technology and they ruined it

[normalwomansstuff-deactivated20]

HOT AUTISTIC ADULTS IN YOUR AREA ARE UNSURE IF YOU WANT TO TALK TO THEM...CLICK HERE TO ESTABLISH CLEAR INTENT

[shubbabang]

its not funny but i do think about it a lot

[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

This made me think about this panel from Calvin and Hobbes:

But unlike the adult in this strip, Calvin’s dad actually APOLOGIZED for yelling at him when he saw how guilty his kid was:

[naidje]

[naidje]

[qqchurch]

[alagaisia]

Hey. Why isn’t the moon landing a national holiday in the US. Isn’t that fucked up? Does anyone else think that’s absurd?

[alagaisia]

It was a huge milestone of scientific and technological advancement. (Plus, at the time, politically significant). Humanity went to space! We set foot on a celestial body that was not earth for the first time in human history! That’s a big deal! I’ve never thought about it before but now that I have, it’s ridiculous to me that that’s not part of our everyday lives and the public consciousness anymore. Why don’t we have a public holiday and a family barbecue about it. Why have I never seen the original broadcast of the moon landing? It should be all over the news every year!

[alagaisia]

It’s July 20th. That’s the day of the moon landing. Next year is going to be the 54th anniversary. I’m ordering astronaut shaped cookie cutters on Etsy and I’m going to have a goddamn potluck. You’re all invited.

[watermelon-converse]

Hey. Hey. Tumblr. Ides of March ppl. We can do this

[emi--rose]

Hell yeah moon holiday

[hello-delicious-tea]

Ooh coming up we should celebrate

[ariaste]

PITCH: We call it Moon Day, and then every 7 years when it falls on a Monday, that's an even BIGGER deal and we call that Moon Day Monday and go absolutely apeshit about it (the next Moon Day Monday is in 2026 so we have a couple trial runs first)

[walmart-the-official]

LOVE THIS!!!

[lizluvscupcakes]

Moon Day’s coming up, lads!

[wavebirddash]

Happy Moon Day, everyone!

[jugularimugi]

IT'S MOON DAY MONDAY LADS

[thesaltofcarthage]

Moon shot, Woodstock, Watergate, punk rock

[daysleftofsecondterm]

Happy moon day on 915 days left

[herowyn]

5 0    Y E A R S    A G O

[lemonsweet]

Do you remember the episode of Spongebob where he's training gary for the snail race and does a coach persona + calls gary a girl and has an aside where he's like "I called you a lady to demean you 🤓" and right after he says that it cuts to sandy and she somehow telepathically feels that Spongebob just did something misogynistic and us like I feel like I need to kick Spongebobs ass for some reason. And then she appears just at the end of the episode to kick his ass.

[onceuponatown]

November is National American Indian Heritage Month and we at OUAT have chosen to celebrate the Dakota Sioux with a series of portraits and sceneries from ca 1899 -1910. 

From top to bottom:

Iron White Man.

William Frog.

Susie Shot in the Eye.

Crow Dog.

Julia American Horse.

Red Elk Woman.

Turning Bear.

[Unknown] Sioux child. 

Stampede.

Chief Yellow Hair.

See more from our Native American collection here.

[tonysopranobignaturals-deactiva]

anyone else find boomer comics funny in an ironic way? like, if some kid actually said this I would think it's fucking hilarious

[pmamtraveller]

The Pearl With The Girl Earring by Olaf Falafel