You Got Lines: March 23 to 29
Spyke: "We want our own lane, for cars!" Iris: “The fact that there are roads sort of implies that they’re for cars.” - Portlandia
“If you want to commit a crime, this is a great car to do it in, because how would you describe it? You can’t.” - Portlandia
"Nose, vagina, butthole. If God didn't want us to put our fingers there, why did she make them all perfectly finger-sized?" - Ilana, Broad City
"Love doesn’t make sense. You can’t logic your way into or out of it. Love is totally non-sensical but we have to keep doing it or else we’re lost and love is dead and humanity should just pack it in - because love is the best thing we do." - Ted, How I Met Your Mother
"It's MY garden party, and Zachary Quinto is not on the list!" - Schmidt, New Girl
"Vivian is my fiancee. My ex-fiancee. My never-wife." - Charles, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Mitchell: You sound just like the kid who bullied me into smoking my first cigarette. Claire: Maybe this time you won't tell on me. - Modern Family
"The English language cannot fully capture the depth and complexity of my thoughts, so I'm incorporating Emoji into my speech to better express myself. Winky-face." - Gina, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
"Breakups are a cartoony thumbs down. They make people feel face-with-Xs-for-the-eyes." - Gina, Brooklyn Nine-Nine
Cam: You wanna tell me how you accidentally gave someone your key? Mitchell: You wanna tell me why you spent all day sipping tequila out of some guy's navel? Cam: You saw that? Mitchell: I guessed! - Modern Family