sad birb

homosexuality is gay

[twas-long-and-hard]

Is ultrakill fandom even

[bloodenjoyer]

Tries to throw a punch at you and accidentally grabs your penis and starts jerking you off real good

[st-just]

Tonight in ‘reddit headines that made me laugh’

[dressed-in-rain]

I like in the comments some people are like “well, obviously people are getting body mods and who wouldn’t choose to make themselves hot?” and it’s like.

Folks.

If we’re living in the cyberpunk dystopia and I’m getting myself modded up I’m not going to go for “sexy kewpie doll.” I’m going to have myself turned into like, a 7-foot tall monstrosity with Doc Ock arms and laser eyes.  Look, I don’t care if some extra bulk has to be added around my midsection to support the infrastructure, I could give a shit about my waist-to-hip ratio, I just want to be able to scale walls, snatch helicopters out of the sky and throw them at Jeff Bezos.

[alkatyn]

cyberpunk future where society is divided between supermodel/anime esque exaggerations of the idealised human form, and inhuman utilitarian agglomerations of cables and lights and technology. 

[st-just]

ah yes the two genders, ‘kpop star’ and ‘tank’

[nana-glass-chillhop-radio-hour]

This is the future liberals want smh

[monsata]

You’re forgetting the secret third thing (kpop tank).

[smallpwbbles]

I CANT BELIEVE HES FUCKING DEAD

[babyanimalgifs]

This dramatic birb 

(Source)

[medli20]

public service announcement

[escuerzoresucitado]

[next-time-you-invite-pam]

For science: how do you listen to music?

Just sit or lay there and listen

Give it full attention and / or read the lyrics while the song is playing

Have it in the background while I browse the internet, craft or clean

Have it in the background while I study or read (do you not get distracted?!)

Other, tag in the comments

Voting ended onMar 29, 2023

[play-now-my-lord]

there are exactly 2 genres of video game. the kind where you have to try not to cum in the first 5 minutes, and the kind where you're free to cum whenever you want

[txttletale]

cumming during a CSGO match is a high risk high reward strategy because on one hand you are temporarily made a sitting duck however afterwards the post nut clarity boosts your aim and situational awareness

[earthnation-deactivated20131010]

Omfg I could devour a cheeseburger right now

[mythiass-deactivated20230515]

Why the fuck are we circulating a 43 note post from 2012

[disgruntledseagull]

it’s time has come

[twas-long-and-hard]

To feast

[rob1nseggblue]

take my collection of important images

wish i could add more but im on mobile rn

[souplovingwerewolf]

H...m. theses.... theesc are sneepular

[radiofreederry]

[akaiiros]

this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak

[twas-long-and-hard]

Time is a flowing river? It goes and keeps going, whether you want it too or not, and you must accept it.

[darkestcinema]

renaissance in the 21st century

[blogitalianissimo]

[tinyphantomsalad]

some more

[kitsunebattleboxer]

the WHAT??

[personification-of-anxiety]

okay, found her

[whenstarsfall]

[whenstarsfall]

some more good replies from the notes

[whenstarsfall]

[camellianswer]

i didnt expect these to hit so hard but then they kept going and going….my god

[twas-long-and-hard]

Twink spotted in french art

[twas-long-and-hard]

Taking apart a broken toothbrush and found π

[strawberrystepmom-deactivated20]

Wow, I could have sworn your native. Good translation 😌

thank u babe I’m so glad real recognizes real on this website

[twas-long-and-hard]

Yuore're*