femme is the future

[shingojira]

this exchange between me and my sister about animal crossing reads like two comrades bleeding out on the battlefield

[uglygirlstatus]

i literally cannot stop thinking about this post

[heyitsmeshaunna]

this was the funniest thing I have ever seen in my LIFE

[deaconsbeacon]

game: here are two choices ur decision will affect the story

me:

[albertserra]

[hellamynutella]

[whitebear-ofthe-watertribe]

Justin McElroy’s unfortunately scheduled spaghetti tweet getting posted as the capitol was being invaded by right wing domestic terrorists is the only thing that has genuinely made me laugh in the last 24 hours

I mean:

[snorlaxatives]

it’s so funny when youtubers/podcasts have a sponsorship and they introduce the company as if it’s this shiny new thing that hasn’t already been terrorizing me for years like shut up i already know that skillshare is an online learning community with thousands of classes for creative and curious people let’s keep it moving 

[snorlaxatives]

me, in the year 2021, learning that audible is the leading provider in audiobooks with thousands of titles to choose from 

[hallowed-be-thy-ween]

Some YouTuber: Before we begin this video, introducing Raycon, a brand new variety of earbuds

Me, who’s seen the exact same ad the past 6-7 months

[radiofreddie]

just crying over how romantic Freddie & Jim were nbd

[l0uvie-deactivated20191019]

So I read the book, and almost everytime Jim gave/made Freddie a gift, Freddie would always show it off and say “My husband got me those!” or “My husband made that for me!” It’s so sweet, especially for this one part when they first started dating:

[viroqu]

yeah?

[homunculus-argument]

You ever think about how old people have no idea what “survivor bias” is, and take full credit for being excellent out of things where they lucked out?

“Back in my day we didn’t have any of these childhood protective things, we were smart enough not to do stupid shit on our own!” Except your little neighbour, who got the funniest idea at the age of seven, and got his skull pierced when he slipped?

“Back in my day nobody got divorced, we stuck together and fixed our problems!” What about your cousin, who was slowly killed by her husband because she had nowhere to escape him?

“Back in my day nobody had ‘mental problems’, we didn’t whine, we just toughed it out and endured life!” Hey remember that guy you used to work with, who seemed really friendly and normal, and then suddenly hanged himself ‘for no reason’?

“Back in my day we didn’t have any of this ‘gay’ or ‘transgender’ thing.” You did, but your family cut all ties with her before you were born.

 You kinda start seeing it in everything they think, if you start looking for it.

[thegrimzuera]

“When we were kids nobody whined about car seats or bike helmets. We didn’t use them, and we all survived!”

Yeah, except for the ones who didn’t.

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]

Oh gawd every time you think it's over it gers BETTER

🙌🏻 🙌🏻 🙌🏻 🙌🏻

[spookyfbi]

Omg watch this

[adreamoflemons-archive-deactiva]

david tennants so funny to me cuz  hes like. a very private and quiet person. and all characters they call him to do are like mr slutty mcthot

[summerofspock]

David Tennant can do three things, be a detective, a serial killer, or wear very tight pants

[indieninja92]

i always think the venn diagram is Slut, Sad Dad, and Serial Killer.

[shittinggold]

Change my mind

[currentlybeltingbohemianrhapsody]

[funnytwittertweets]

[ellieohno]

[cages-boxes-hunters-foxes]

do you ever read about clean eating and intermittent fasting and cleanses and all that shit and just think about how good the wellness industry is as repackaging dangerous and disordered eating habits as shiny wellness routines and become literally enraged

[sabrina-png]

my boss was talking about how he’s intermittent fasting and i said sarcastically “well NOW it’s cool and trendy but when i was doing it they called it an eating disorder” and my partner cracked up but my boss didn’t know what to say and i’d say the look on his face was priceless as he realized the similarities

[strawberrygiorno]

this has become such a problem that there’s a name for it - orthorexia. while it hasn’t been officially added to the dsm, there is a push being made by psychologists to make more people aware of the disorder and the dangers of “clean eating”

[eternalgaylord]

the real allies

[eternalgaylord]

I think about this every day

[mosticonicposts]

certified iconic post

[theprideful-deactivated20251201]

what people think lesbians do in the locker room:

what they actually do:

[filmnoirsbian]

[kristenbouchard]

good fucking lord i would just like to spend so long walking around a museum that my feet hurt by the end of the day. maybe pop into the gift shop. grab a latte on the way home. jesus christ

[catasters]

[sandersstudies]

Completely unironically this is one of my new favorite pieces of literature