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baby lynx breaks out, mama lynx comes to the rescue
GET BACK HERE YOUNG MAN
THE PAW THROUGH THE WIRE
#the universal carerâs emotion: GET BACK HERE Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â Â
âSTOP UR MISCHIEFâ
Late tonight a bunch of staff are playing a game called role call and if you thought fugitive was wild just w a i t until i tell you how this goes cause role call is absolutely terrifying
We arenât letting the campers play it so that lets us up the scare factor by 147%
Ok so the game had to be pushed back a few days so we can figure out scheduling so heres the gist of it.
The more people you have for this game, the better. It has to happen at night. The people get into a straight line, and begin to walk in that line all around the area. They cannot turn around and look at each other, and cannot speak; with the exception of the person at the front of the line.
That persons job is to begin the role call. They simply say, âRole Call!â And their name, then each person down the line says their name in turn.
Hereâs the kicker: thereâs one person not included in the line. The Taker. They have the job of stealing away the person at the end of the line as silently as possible. The gameâs sole purpose is to instill a sense of fear and paranoia in whoever is in front, because as more people get taken, there are less and less people to say their names during the Role Call.
The front person decides when they want to start the Role Call. Obviously, the more often itâs said, the less scary it is. But as more and more people disappear, they become Takers and can then do more damage than just the one.
Some Takers can replace the person they stole, making the person directly in front of them either incredibly paranoid or safe. At least until the Role Call. Takers cannot say anything during it, so it usually ends up more terrifying to know that the person behind you is silent. Again, everyone in the line cannot make a sound except responding to the Role Call.
The game is over when the person in front is taken. There is no winning, only waiting. Waiting for your turn to go. Imagine the fear that person in front has, when they softly announce âRole Callâ only to find that everyone behind them is gone.
Not exactly a game for the weak willed.
My reactions to this, in order 1. What The Hell Kind of Creepy Horror Movie Punishment Game Bullshittery is this?
2. I want to play it Right The Fuck Now.
How to open a bottle using the Scientific Method.
Amazing
Science always blows my mind.
DCI 2013 Front Enesmble Appreciation
âCarolina Crownâ
âBlue Devilsâ
âThe Cadetsâ
âSanta Clara Vanguardâ
âBluecoatsâ
âPhantom Regimentâ
âCaviesâ
âBoston Crusadersâ
âMadison Scoutsâ
âBlue Knightsâ
âSpirit of Atlantaâ
âBlue Starsâ
Parks and Recreation Theme (For Front Ensemble) -Xylo/glock -3 Vibes -3 Marimbas -Crotales -Chimes -Drumset -Piano -Bass Guitar
I hope u end up ok
Wtf is sephora
It sounds scary
isnât that the guy with the long white hair from final fantasy
no your thinking of sephiroth, a sephora is an angel belonging to the highest order of angels
No youâre thinking of a Seraph
A sephora is a second year college or high school student
No, youâre thinking of sophomore. A sephora is when you use your phone to take a picture of yourself.
no, youâre thinking of a selfie. a sephora is a calm breeze.
No, youâre thinking of a zephyr. A sephora is one of those Greek vases with the two handles and the pictures.
Youâre thinking of an amphora. Sephora is the web browser you have to use on iOS devices.
Youâre thinking of Safari. Â Sephora is an informal term for the seven-week period of counting the days between Pesach and Shavuot in the Jewish calendar.
Youâre thinking of Sefiras. Sephora is a bright blue gemstone best known for combining with Ruby to create Garnet and lead the Crystal Gems, training Pokemon, and/or assisting Steel to fight against timeâs intrusions into our realm.
No, youâre thinking of sapphire. Sephora is actually a part of a flower; it protects the flower in bud and supports the petals in bloom.
No, youâre thinking of sepal. Sephora is the wife of Moses, who lead the Israelites people out of Egypt.Â
No, youâre thinking of Tzipporah. Sephora was an ancient Greek poet who inspired a lot of lady-lovinâ.
No, youâre thinking of Sappho.
Sephora is the youngest of the five Marx brothers.
No, youâre thinking of Zeppo.
Sephora is the Heimdallâs sister.
No no no guys, youâre thinking of Sif. Sephora is a venereal disease that turns your brain to swiss cheese, going so far as to destroy external features like the nose. Famous gangster Al Capone suffered from sephora.
No, youâre thinking of syphilis. Sephora is that radiant feeling you get when you have found perfect peace and happiness.
No, youâre thinking of euphoria. Sephoraâs a fucking makeup store you dipshits.
Only blogging because this is my favorite tumblr post and i can never find it when I need to.
Patronize these kids at your own risk.
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This cat is DETERMINED to nap in his hammock.
i believed in this cat and was not let down
New Horror App: Night Terrors
If you scare easily, then this game is probably going to give you nightmares.
A group of computer game developers are creating a new augmented reality mobile phone game that turns your home into a fight for survival against demons and zombies.
The game, called Night Terrors, uses your smartphoneâs camera, GPS and accelerometer to build up a map of your home. As the player walks around their home at night, with only the LED on their camera to light their way, ghouls and monsters appear overlaid onto their surroundings on the cameraâs display.
The team behind the game, Novum Analytics, said it wants to create the worldâs most realistic augmented reality computer game. (Source)
pokemon go except with demons
I have been waiting. I am ready for my nightmare fuel now
NO FUCKING WAY
holy shit, the ultimate spooky
me: *doesnât hear what youâre saying* yeah
I think I broke Harry Potter
So itâs 3AM and Itâs just occurred to me that the most telling scene in the entire Harry Potter franchise is the scene following the announcement of the participants of the Triwizard tournament.
When Harryâs name is pulled out of the cup, literally one of the first things he is asked is âdid you ask an older boy to put your name in the cup for you?â or something to that effect, insinuating that, that was something nobody prepared for and that it was something that totally would have worked if anyone had been smart enough to figure it out.
However, in an earlier scene a student is turned into a hundred year old man when they try to artificially age themselves with a potion and put their name into the cup. Meaning someone trying to dangerously age themselves with potion they arenât familiar with was something the teachers genuinely considered to be more likely than someone asking for fucking help from another student.
In other words, the wizards in Harry Potterâs world are so reliant on magic that it doesnât occur to anyone save for people like Harry that asking for help is even an option in a given situation. This explains why wizards are so fucking ass-backwards at everything, theyâre so confident that their magic is capable of doing everything for them that it has never occurred to fucking anyone that perhaps asking for help from the muggle world might be of some use.
Think about it, the wizarding world hasnât changed in hundreds of years while in that same space of time the muggle world has figured out fucking space travel. I know itâs a clichĂ© to say to say someone could have fucking shot Voldemort, but seriously, somebody totally fucking could have, he killed like 50 people, he was effectively a terrorist, if anyone in the wizarding world bothered to ask for help from the muggles instead of just telling them there was an invisible asshole flying around shooting death curses at everyone, they may have been able to help.Â
Pretty much the only reason Voldermort thinks heâs better than muggles is because heâs able to kill them with impunity using magic, something heâs only able to do so easily because muggles donât understand what magic is. Voldemort is basically like a fucking disease, heâs an invisible, lurking entity preying on mankind from the shadows like a cowardly piece of shit. You know what else did that? Smallpox and we stomped that to death the second we understood it. Thatâs the difference between muggles and wizards, when muggles donât understand something, they figure it out.
And hereâs the kicker, the only reason muggles donât understand magic at all is because the wizarding world deliberately withholds information about it. However, even if the wizarding world kept doing that, itâd only be a matter of time until a muggle figured out what magic was and how to stop or harness it because thatâs what humanity does, it pushes past what we think is impossible to see whatâs on the other side. We didnât understand the sun as a species originally and now we use it to power satellites and smartphones.
The wizarding world isnât a realm of infinite possibilities, itâs a universe of strict limitations where boundaries are never questioned. The muggle world is where the real magic happens. Thatâs why during the course of the Harry Potter books, which are set between 1991 and 1998, the muggle world (our world) discovered dark matter, cloned a sheep and invented fucking MP3s while the wizarding world were literally paying some dipshit to figure out what the purpose of a rubber duck was.
Wow, I really shouldnât think about this stuff when itâs like 3AM, it gets kind of dark.
#the wizarding world prides itself on standing still#because they think theyâre already at the pinnacle#but theyâre not and one of these days theyâll find that out the hard way
âOh, he just turns invisible? Right, weâll get a SWAT team with heat vision goggles on it. You can expect your Dark Lord dead in about an hour.â
Tampons are a âluxury itemâ
Once I worked as an intern in the state capital. One of the representatives I worked for was this middle-aged guy. And he hated the tampon and napkin machines in the womenâs bathrooms. Hated them. He insisted that they werenât necessary.
I found out why after Iâd been working there, oh, about a month. My period started suddenly, as it sometimes does, and I asked to excuse myself to go to the ladiesâ room. He wanted to know why. I told him.
He started ranting about how lazy women were. How we wasted time. How we were so careless and unhygenic, and that there was no call for that. He finished by telling me that I certainly was NOT going to the ladiesâ room and that I was just going to sit there and work. He finished this off with a decisive nod, as if Iâd just been told and there could be no possible argument.
âIf I donât go,â I said in an overly patient tone, âthe blood is going to soak through my pants, stain my new skirt that I just bought, and possibly get on this chair Iâm sitting in. I need something to soak up the blood. Thatâs why I need to go to the bathroom.â
His face turned oatmeal-gray; an expression of pure horror spread across his face. He leaned forward and whispered, âWait, you mean that if you donât go, youâll just keep on bleeding? I thought that women could turn it off any time that they wanted!â
I thought, Â You have got to be kidding.
Several horrified whispers later, I learned that he wasnât. He actually thought a) that women could shut down the menstrual cycle at will, b) that we essentially picked a week per month to spend more time in the bathroom, i.e. to goof off, and c) that napkins and tampons were sex toys paid for by Health and Human Services. I didnât know the term then, but he believed that tampons were dildos. Which was why he and a good number of his friends considered them luxuries.
And thatâs how, at twenty, I had to give a talk on menstruation to a middle-aged married state representative who was one of my bosses. American politics, ladies and gentlemen.
Thatâs.., thatâs insane.
what the fuck did i just read
spin the bottle except instead of kissing each other you fight
For anyone interested, consider the game Slap or Kiss. We played this game so many times senior year of college, I donât know why our drunk selves were so obsessed with slapping and kissing each other. Itâs exactly what it sounds like:
1. You spin the bottle. Whoever it lands on will either have to slap or kiss you.
2. You, the spinner, leave the room. Everyone else gets to vote on whether you will get slapped or kiss. Majority wins, the person who the bottle landed on doesnât get a vote.
3. When itâs decided, youâre called back in for the surprise Slap or Kiss, and everyone watches with anticipation because they all know and you have no idea and i love it
Bonus: Combine it with Truth or Dare. If you donât like the Truth or Dare you got, you can choose to do Slap or Kiss instead.
