Enemy of the State @twiincalamities - Tumblr Blog

some doodles of Arlo because I’m obsessed w him

my brother asked why my voice was so deep and I said I’d give him 3 guesses, and he said “You doin the little flip-flop? The little switcheroo?” and it took me like 10 seconds to realize that was his Polite Way of asking if i was transitioning

moveslikekeithrichards

got my tits cut off 60% for gender affirmation 40% so that when i go back to work all my coworkers will notice that ive Clearly had my tits cut off but wont be able to ask about it bc what are they gonna say? Wheres Your Tits?

prokopetz

The thing that distinguishes Tumblr shitposts from shitposts on other social media platforms isn't the content, it's the register. The hairpin code-switching between very formal and very vulgar speech – the kind of speech that will use the words "increasingly" and "fucktrumpet" in the same sentence.

cursmudgeon

It's the Homestuck accent

elfgirleargasm-deactivated20241

Thank you so much! This is the absolute worst way you could've described this type of speech

bi-trans-alliance

Trans Pride in London, July 2022

sirgigglehelm

hotvampireadjacent

The front page of the onion is all this article today.

eurodynamic

Elden Ring (2022) — 4/? → 🐢🐎🐕❓

lizzyforever-deactivated2022053

noble-moon

something like self care

powerbottombrucespringsteen

If i were in a high fantasy setting i’d be corrupted by the allure of ancient and forbidden magicks SO quickly you have no idea

property-is-theft-deactivated20

I would immediately dedicate my life to becoming a threat to a party of around four level ten adventurers

femgirlfriend-moved

when you enter a grocery store for 'a few items' thinking 'you don't need a cart' that's the devil speaking

geniusoflove

men are our friends. our Wifes

ndiecity-deactivated20241101

idk i think its just kind of weird that- *giant invisible hand grabs me by the back of the neck like a kitten and starts lifting me away* god damn it not this again