I'm at the soup

Hi I'm Zelda (yes really) and I shave dog butts and nuts for a living. I still hate hard-boiled eggs fuck your dumbass hard-boiled eggs they're disgusting

[theotherendcomics]

[dogpuppy]

[shark-tranny]

american describing weather: ok so imagine a donut

[redpandarascal]

how about you lot put your heads together and come up with a superior metaphor for both freezing rain and sleet. bet you can't.

[usamirenko]

 nourishes it

keeps it warm

fills it with love

fills it with rice

refills sanity bar

grants it a blessing

[dankmemeuniversity]

[mewvore]

Do not fall for the grindset mentality; jerk off and eat a hot pocket to recover spiritually

[greatlordfluffernutter]

Good point. We should jerk off and *throws dart* eat some pork bao. Or if you're vegetarian we could *spins comically sized wheel* eat some samosas. What's truly important is we have to jerk off. Together.

[greatlordfluffernutter]

[fleshengine]

You just don't get this on other sites

[crabussy]

just saw a chair so photogenic I had to reevaluate my feelings towards plastic furniture

[crabussy]

do you see this. beyond ridiculous

[crabussy]

what are our thoughts

I understand your feelings for the chair robin crabussy

unpost this right now you strange strange man

Voting ended onAug 12

[crabussy]

I hired a wizard to cast png on it. effervescent

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

I've just found the single most homoerotic piece of LOTR art ever who wants to see

[outlaw-monarch]

Um, YES?

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

This is The Taming of Smeagol by Donato Giancola and by god they're gonna have a threeway with that wriggly guy

[a-kind-of-merry-war]

[proverbialphoenix]

[penny-anna]

a significant problem with crafting is that once you make something you now have it forever. you can sidestep this by making gifts for people but well now they have the thing forever and there's probably a limit to how many things they want. unless the thing you enjoy crafting is also a thing you want an infinite amount of there's just no good solution here.

[penny-anna]

i don't like to complain about this bcos i don't want to discourage people from giving me cross stitch related gifts but i do wish people would remember that if you give someone a cross stitch kit as a gift then you are also by extension giving them a piece of wall art to display in their home.

if i cross stitch a thing for someone i will generally give consideration to 'is this something this particular person will want in their home forever' and i am not afforded the same courtesy in return :(

[aurelia-which-means-sunrise]

This is why baking and decorating cookies or making candles / soap is a good compromise! You get an creative outlet, but the end product gets consumed.

[penny-anna]

[jewfrogs]

falling asleep during the day: slipping away on a clouds so easy

falling asleep at night: I heard an ant gasp downstairs

[crimewave420]

imagine waking up and u found out the Game Grumps got killed by crips

[crimewave420]

[pinkheartgem]

Alright y'all I’m big mad about this information being spread because I cannot find ANY evidence that his tweet was either real, or that his account was not hacked during the time this was posted (which apparently the date on the tweet is around the same time that a lot of other youtubers’ accounts got hacked). I cannot find that screencap tweet anywhere outside of tumblr which is extremely suspicious to begin with, nor can I find any articles talking about it??? I tried googling the tweet word for word, I looked up problematic arin hanson tweets, and more…and I have found nothing about this supposed post. Like it just seems like it was spread by this hellsite because it thrives on the blood of cancel culture.

There are a lot of shitty people that should be called out for their problematic behaviour, but the Game Grumps have made an effort in the last several years to be as inclusive and PC as possible. Arin has publically acknowledged and apologized for the shitty things he has said in the past. They make a point to be inclusive in their language. Even if they arent the heads of pc culture and social justice, they are trying and I think that is important to recognize. And if you still dont like him or the Game Grumps for those things, that’s fine…but stop spreading misinformation on the account of your own agenda.

Instead of ostracizing people for things you have no evidence of, try going out and actually contributing to society by voting and focusing on things that actually fucking matter.

[crimewave420]

[raqualswonderfunblog]

[fairycosmos]

[bumblebeebats]

This was genuinely what it was like growing up in New Agey circles btw, my mum's friends would come round like "So I went out to the woods this weekend and fasted and meditated and I had a vision of the Sacred Stag and all my guardian angels and I asked them how to find love and they said that I need to focus on my own healing first and stop repeating cycles of the past" and then the very next week it'd be like "So I'm back with James again" girl..... the Sacred Stag could not have been more clear....

[damazcuz]

"you can do anything you want forever" armed robberry here i come. post cancelled. i spelled it like berry.... armed strawberries here i come. 💭🔫🍓 lol! no but really can you imagine.

[quasi-normalcy]

These people are sexual predators.

[lucinatural]

If you are in WASHINGTON this is not yet law, this initiative will be on the ballot Nov 3 THIS YEAR. VOTE NO. You have the ability to prevent this from becoming law.

[desolendate]

im literally in tears what the fuck

[pinkponyflint]

[id: a google search that starts with “did Trent reznor…?” the first result is “did trent reznor ever specify which animal?”]

[effiecalvin]

eevee should have a normal type evolution called eeveevee and it's just an eevee but bigger and floofier

[homunculus-argument]

God will see you at the lowest point of your life, and say "what the fuck I thought I killed that thing." But you skitter too fast and you are too creepy.

[wizard-council-bureaucrat]

that’s why you should bite god and give god a nasty rash