TwinInks

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[strawberryshortcakekitten-deact]

Things my brother has said to me since I’ve come out

Bro: You can’t say you’re pan if you’ve only dated cis-boys Jess..

Me: Then you can’t say you’re straight since you’ve never had a girlfriend

Bro: touche…

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Bro: so you like girls?

Me: yep

Bro: so youre gonna get a girlfriend?

Me: maybe

Bro: NOW I GOTTA COMPETE AGAINST YOU TOO?? 

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Bro: wanna bet on who kisses a girl first?

Me: sure… $10?

Bro: okay

Me: sweet…cough up the money because i already kissed three

Bro: WHAT?? WHO?? you whore…No but seriously who because we only have like 2 lesbians in our school….

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Bro: I SWEAR TO GOD IF I HEAR ONE MORE PUN ABOUT YOU AND KITCHENWEAR IM KILLING YOU

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Brothers friend: so your sister is pan?

Bro: yeah?

Friend: what’s that?

Bro: basically she’ll date anyone

Friend: think she’ll date me?

Bro: ew no, dude she has standered still..

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Bro: so…how was narnia?

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Mother: i dont want you going to (insert friend)’s house because you’re pan and they are too

Bro: shes 18 mom AND you had no problem with it before jess was out

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: and they’re both girls so its not like even if something DID happen she wouldn’t get pregnant or anything

Mother: yeah but-

Bro: just let her hang out with the one friend she still has

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Bro: *is complaning about something* Thats so ga- OH MY GOD IM SO SORRY IT SLIPPED

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Bro: *shows me a picture of a girl* do you think shes hot?

Me: ew no

Bro: I AM TRYING TO GET YOU A GIRLFRIEND STOP BEING PICKY WOMAN WE LIVE IN THE MIDDLE OF NO WHERE THERE ARENT THAT MANY OPTIONS 

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Me: *is complaining to my brother about this dude on campus* -anyways hes so not my type

Mother: but youre pan and ‘youre attracted to everyone regardless of gender’ so you dont have a type

Bro: thats like saying because i’m straight i like every girl mom…she can be pan and have types you limp lettuce

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Bro: do you think grandma will freak out when she finds out you’re queer?

Me: hopefully

Bro: sweet…..can i tell her??

Me: no?

Bro: dammit…

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Bro: *is playing COD online in his room* Guys seriously stop saying the F slur

Bro: Seriously i dont care about your kill streak, i will shoot you

Bro: NO SCOPE! I warned you!

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Bro: you know what my favorite part of you being pan is?

Me: what?

Bro: you’re no longer grandmas favorite…now i get all the money/food

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Bro: aw fuck

Me: what?

Bro: what if you get a girlfriend one day and she breaks your heart? i can’t punch a girl! 

Me: no thats okay-

Bro: HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???

[technicallythearical]

This is so sweet actually

[madi-the-doll]

@zaiyo

[teaforascripturient-deactivated]

YOU LIMP LETTUCE

[icecoldparadise]

Im always gonna reblog this because 1. The learned support is awesome. 2. This boy is an absolute humorous gem. 3. Sibling support ftw (with the a healthy dash of competition)

[arctizii]

I wish i had that kind of relationship with my brother tho

[velociowl-deactivated20181118]

“HOW WILL I DEFEND YOUR HONOR???”

wish i had a bro like that

[twininks-blog]

It’s perfect

[potternotpotteh]

I heard that Players fuck with the DM

But I didn’t realize HOW MUCH

[drarry-obsession]

“i’d like to put the headband on the weasel”

[potternotpotteh]

[twininks-blog]

“I’d like to buy fire breathing and flying potions”

“Give them to the weasel!”

[cypresscosplay]

Not to make everyone sad, but what do you think happened to Fred’s hand on the Weasley clock after he died? I’m assuming they left it on there, so long as it didn’t fall off? But where did the hand rest on the clock?

[potternotpotteh]

It was always stuck on lost. But then when George died years years later it finally switched to home.

[twininks-blog]

[thy-lovelylionheart]

writer: this is one of my male characters! he cares about his guy friends and loves them deeply.

tumblr: oh! so he’s gay!

writer: uh…no, he’s attracted to women.

tumblr: ….so he’s bi!

writer: uhh…no…….he loves his guy friends but he’s not romantically/sexually attracted to them.

tumblr: ….so you’re homophobic.

writer:

[sandersstudies]

Healthy male friendships are almost as rare in mainstream fiction as gay male relationships, and maybe more rare in fanfiction. Let men be wonderful friends without pushing a romantic relationship, just like men and women should be able to be wonderful friends without the pressure of a romantic relationship.

[fireteam-daybreak]

*AGGRESSIVELY SLAMS REBLOG UNTIL I DIE*

[nine-touched]

This is literally the reason men are so terrified of being open about loving each other platonically, because they don’t want people to assume they’re gay just because they can be supportive of their fucking friends

[csisui]

[errinkgarbagedump]

yo thanks for 2k

- Mod Trash & mod garbage

[ihaileysenpai]

I’m sad now

[biwankadelrio-blog]

Today, 17 teens will take their own lives due to bullying.

[jaybucks76]

Reblog if you care.

Always.

If you don’t reblog, you have no heart. It wont kill you to have this on your tumblr.

Too true. ❤️

[djboy223-blog]

I care

[leoyee0u0-deactivated20190901]

>:D I care about it 

[strawberryspeedpainter]

OF COURSE I CARE!!!

[emuill]

Aww, i care…

[ultramochapuppies-deactivated20]

OF COURSE I CARE!!!!

[jesterspirits]

Who gives a same about what the haters think your perfect the way you are don’t let anyone tell you different😣😡

[inactive-ironic-ken]

I wish I can teleport to bullies and tackle them and stop the bullying once and for all ;-;

cuz this is unfair

Why do people have to be jerks eh? Agh

[saltgoddess4-deactivated2023091]

every time i see this

i reblog

[trashmammalko]

T^T

[emeraldhavoc]

You ever think about how in all his travels, Ford probably ran into the IPRE??

Also Bonus Ford has got the hots for every ones favorite dwarf

[twininks-blog]

I never knew that this was a thing I wanted to see until now

[dnd-homebrew5e]

Reblog with inside jokes in your D&D campaign.

- Dem rats got hops.

- It’s a Dwarvish thing.

- I’m a medium sized creature just like you.

[twininks-blog]

Is there a potions shop in town?

[drcaligosto-moving]

ATTENTION TUMBLR!!

So me and my parents just made a bet that, if this post gets 750,000 notes, I can have a pet bird!

We’ll pay for all the expenses!

All I need is for this particular post to get 750,000 notes, and a bird will be all mine!

My local petstore sells these GORGEOUS blue budgies, and I’m dying to have one

When I say ‘blue budgie’, I mean one like this:

(I got this image off of google, but it is extremely similar to the bird I want!)

Please, please, PLEASE let me have him!!

Like and RB anywhere you can!

Please help me with this!!

- Riley

[just-sun-thoughts]

Help this person get a bird bird and sunlight idk B I R D

[just-bisexual-responses]

B R I B

[just-shower-responses-responses]

Spread this plz!

[my-ch3m1ca7-1m8a7anc3-deactivat]

M A N I A BIRB

[veil-needs-sleep]

WE NEED TO GET THEM THE BIRB I USED TO HAVE ONE JUST LIKE IT IT WAS GREATTTTXGJSFI

[danandphileveryday]

Awwww Birb

[yeehawley]

@dallonbeaks GET THIS USER A BIRD

[dallonbeaks-deactivated20190202]

A A A A A

@babybastxrd I’m sure everyone over here on birblr will be happy to help you out with your bird and taking care of it!! Just let us know if you ever need any help if you reach your goal!

[twininks-blog]

B I R B

[intelligencemod-deactivated2019]

Realizing what is about to happen, but unable to speak because your “Character” doesn’t know.

[twininks-blog]

This happens often because the dm is my sister and she either tells me about things that are going to happen or I steal peaks at her notes. The other players look at me with looks at fear and or confusion because they know I know something they just don't know what it is

[i-am-a-fish]

Lick it good

Suck this neck just like you should, my neck, my neck

Lick my neck and my neck

[twininks-blog]

[positivepatton]

Fun Fact: your “weird” OC and “Tumblr nose” and  “bean mouth” and dot eyes or anime eyes or whatever are actually extremely cute. Certain art styles aren’t inherently “ugly” or “bad.”

[positivepatton]

“Except for this art sty-” the only bad art style is racist, offensive, or fetishistic art. Sorry I don’t make the rules

[positivepatton]

Please reblog this version, the addition in important.

[skyholic-deactivated20180115]

Have A Nice Day!

[tamascotchi-deactivated20190101]

rb to 今日はｈａｖｅ　ａ　ｎｉｃｅ　ｄａｙ

[nb-tomfool]

This post radiates positive energy

[rabbitrecycle-deactivated202206]

HAVE A NICE DAY

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[godofexplosions]

Gotta reblog again

Go have a nice day everyone ☀️

[twininks-blog]

Have a nice day

[papershroud]

[min0uet]

regret.mp4

[head-in-the-bubbles]

“OH RIGHT HE WAS A WRESTLER”

[himejoshikomaeda]

invader zim filmed this

[hatsunemikuwu]

Y’all these are the actors who are in the Spongebob Squarepants broadway musical that Plankton trying to knock down Spongebob

[the-privateer]

that context makes is 10000X funnier

[i-am-a-fish]

[thatweeniefangirl-deactivated20]

tell me

[i-am-a-fish]

[the-bee-s-knee-s]

fish is too pure <3

[i-am-a-fish]

[twininks-blog]

*screams*

[writing-prompt-s]

You’ve served as a Cupid for years, but They never told you what the protocol was when your quiver turns out to hold an odd numbers of arrows. You decide to make the last one count…

[twininks-blog]

Shish-kabob the lovers

[vincent-van-gtg]

[fitnessdesire]

Can’t risk it

[laderdesders1]

The duck of creativity. I waited so long for it.

[moonsilverfall]

This is the anti curse protection grandma. She beats this duck with her big frying pan and dissipates any curses it laid or would have laid. She instead makes you a wonderful roasted duck that grants you many years of creativity whether you reblog this or not.

[7theseventhsage7]

Rebloggin because I’m thankful for grandma