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I am the real Sonic

This is an ask / rp acount

Guidelines

No NSFW images

I will not be 100% accurate to cannon metal

Yes I will me talking but only for rp purposes

I will curse, just because I don't want porn doesn't make this acc for children

Mild gore is fine

I may draw what I find acceptable

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sherlck-deactivated20140622

wear a different perfume when you commit murder fuckin amateurs

feathery-soul-deactivated201408

also wear shoes that aren’t your actual size and use gloves if you have to touch anything

agnosticwitch

what the hell is this here? A how-to-commit-the-perfect-crime??

moontideempress

vimbia

Wear a wig. Contact lenses . Change your accent . Change Hand when writing . Layer up to make you look big if your small n vice versa . Contour the hell outta your face.

jazmynedrakeford

Get your car interior thoroughly washed, then purposely dirty it up again.

youhavearighttoyourwrongopinion

Also use an icicle for the weapon because it melts away Buy a ticket to a show and tell as many people / post it on social media that u went to the show

caribe-bby

Y'all suspect af😂

dookiediamonds-deactivated20200

*adds 363,462 more people to list of that I will fuck never with*

electricocelot

Make sure you set up a solid alibi Pay for everything in cash

Or, for those of you who’ve read Roald Dahl’s Lamb to the Slaughter, feed the murder weapon to the police

prismatic-bell

Bodies should be buried vertically, not horizontally, to avoid the appearance of a grave. If you choose to dismember the body instead of bury it whole don’t forget to take a lighter or bottle of lye to the fingertips until charred or melted away, and use bleach on every surface that may have come in contact with blood splatter.

Also, don’t fucking brag about it later Jesus wept.

harmonysama-deactivated20190724

all this info is good for writing

but for actual real life, no one on tumblr has enough energy to get out of bed

ain’t no body on this website is gonna murder anyone

thewelterschallenge

Make friends with a pig farmer. A full grown nursing sow can eat an entire human body, bones and all, in about 6 hours.

bloodforbones

Shit that last one is more helpful than I wanted it to be, I’ll never look at pigs the same

sweetgirlfriend

Reblogging for *educational* purposes :)

fluidityandgiggles

This post is legendary and I’m so glad I found it. I love all the advice. Except the icicle. That’s technically impossible. Use a disposable knife instead and break the handle.

nintendhoe-switchblade-deactiva

use a glass knife with wooden handle for ultimate wounding. its gonna leave a severe fucking wound and u can burn the wood and melt down the glass if it doesnt shatter inside the victim.

emilyelizabethfowl

Thomas what did i tell you about making suspiious posts?

ferntastic-m

I love learning.

srazars-main-blog-deactivated20

IT’S ON MY DASH I REPEAT IT’S ON MY DASH.

ratherinterestingmilkshake

ON MY DASH

dickplinko

WHAT THE FUCK IT’S ON MY DASH. ALSO JEVER TRUST ANYONE WITH MORE THEN 3 pigs

louder-thangodsrevolver-deactiv

Always reblog

law-the-lewd

“Never trust anyone with more than 3 pigs” is the best thing I’ve ever read

goodoldpanicattheeverywhere

on another note, I just remembered Roald Dahl wrote Lamb to the Slaughter (I read it in sophomore year)

wind-the-music-box

Dummies.

Bury one (1) oyster in the yard for two weeks. Put it on the plate with a bunch of others, serve to victim.

There’s plenty of health risks when it comes to eating raw seafood- No one will bat an eye.

worldheritagepostorganization

World Heritage Post

prismatic-bell

Six years later, my dumb ass realizes I never said you also have to pull at least some of the teeth to prevent a match to dental records.

vellhighbandi

@damnn-dorothea @hell-lit011019 @chammak-challo113 murder besties… Refreshment course.

raat-baaki-deactivated20240309

@bulbourethralhand

a-really-hot-caterpillar

“I am a writer,” he said as reblogged this post. Little did they know…

oceanandlilies

This reblogging chain shouldn’t stop… everyone should know HOW TO MURDER !! I repeat this reblogging chain shouldn’t STOP!!

cyanide-sodapop

@hellsite-hall-of-fame

1.1 MILLION NOTES JESUS CHRIST

writing-official

I’m a writer guys

but for the record, make sure that after you have the body (keep burying it vertically in mind) dig really extra deep, bury it (vertically, mind you), fill it in until the body’s head is decently underground, then bury a dead pet or animal as well. After THAT plant endangered plants overtop. Then A) the freshly dug earth isn’t suspicious, B) it isn’t legal to dig up, C) IF a police dog finds it, they’ll unearth the dead animal not the person

snakes-of-the-undercity

@real-british-empire ever growing artifact? Also the animal thing doesn’t work, as it’s been done too many times and cadaver dogs are trained to recognize the difference in chemicals—

real-british-empire

Yoink!

gunship-official

*reads through while listening to the bonus track on The Black Parade*

bingle-official

…

Noted

spaghetti-o-fficial

Or just become an astronaut and murder someone right before you leave and then flee to Mars and become a self sufficient Mars hermit

Or just make it such a destructive and horrible event that nobody could find any evidence or a body or anything if they tried. Similar to what Jschlatt did in ‘99

glisten--man

ITS ON MY DASH EVERYONE

twink-silver

if you can put the body in a trash bin and/or bag and lay it in your nearest garbage dump or anywhere relatively polluted and others will take care of it for you

if you murder someone, either make sure to do it away from your home (and i mean very far away) or start planning to move to a new place and “leave” before you murder and continue on your way

(i’m keeping this)

glisten--man

TWINK SILVER???????? REBLOGGED ME?????????????? HELLO?????????

butch-silver

Hey it’s Butch Silver, the less insane one

(@twink-silver why the hell did you reblog this?? What are you planning? Also, your DNA will likely still be on everything used for the murder, like the body and the bag. Yes, they can find the gloves too. Detectives are smart, and you are not)

glisten--man

WHAT. DID I SUMMON MORE??????/SILLY

butch-silver

@twink-metal-sonic @twink-sonic @twink-shadow @twink-infinite

Rise, my twinks

twink-sonic

What on earth

Why are we hiding dead body’s now

butch-silver

Considering Twink Silver reblogged this originally, it might be your dead body

twink-sonic

Id like to think he doesn’t hate me that much

metallicmadnessincarnate

This will be perfect to keep in mind to kill that rotten ass hedgehog and his crew.