It really gurgles!

Taylor aka sloppy joe

[twinklewitch]

I’ve mostly been off tumblr but I have to show everyone my shirt that’s big as fuck and wards off predators

[swarnpert]

not even reeses and all of his pieces could stop me

[swarnpert]

not even j.d. power and all of his associates

[ketamie]

im going to play electric feel. by mgmt and this time i swear i won’t go crazyybbdhbhabghjgffkd3275689450′432 

[ketamie]

i said oo girl. shock me like an electiv eel . baby girl 

[hustlerose]

you are not the girl from the junji ito manga. sorry 

[smoqueen-deactivated20251108]

[mathssuckarchived]

[spicymochi]

big sip

[coast-modern]

Can I get a hell yes for surface tension

[anemonequeen-moved]

yeah. ive got raymond in boxes, and you can have him, but he’s down in my wine cellar, so if you wouldn’t mind following me down there

[robomartyr]

I think that hanging a beaded curtain that looks like a door in your doorway instead of having a door might be the funniest thing a person could EVER do

[withlovewithsqualor-deactivated]

[domesticangel]

love the idea that kk slider is the only musician in the ac universe. like he just has the monopoly on music. he visits your island and everyones like its him its John Music

[domesticangel]

tags that blast your third eye wide open

[dogcoding]

jojo tumblr is dying. good

[ggfssssxcvjkloiiuttttffg]

No it's not stop lying to yourself

[dogcoding]

who are you

[ggfssssxcvjkloiiuttttffg]

Why did you look at my Tumblr? Ever heard of... Human Respects?

[dogcoding]

this is my post

[ggfssssxcvjkloiiuttttffg]

Ok

[dogcoding]

can we kiss

[ggfssssxcvjkloiiuttttffg]

Ew.. Not with you, you're not Beth 😂

[timmyrodgers]

Yeah bae thats not me 😂

[dogcoding]

[dogcoding]

i hate this website

[ggfssssxcvjkloiiuttttffg]

Fuck you You have no life anyway

[frogitivity]

hi could i ask how exactly does one accidentally set a lemon on fire??

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[evie-infinity-deactivated202308]

why were you microwaving a lemon???

[frogitivity]

I read boiling lemons helps cover up bad smells (I wanted to cover up the scent of burnt oranges) but I didn’t own any pots

[muchos-michis-chikis]

Did you burn an orange too? How???

[frogitivity]

Microwave for 40 minutes 😔

[twinklewitch]

So Pietro is a sheep and clowns aren’t a type of animal in the animal crossing world??

[mesopelagic]

the surgery was a success

[mesopelagic]

im beetle

[boyfriendofficial-deactivated20]

[cactuswrestling]

[quiet-nymph]

Kiftsgate Court Gardens