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capricornluna-deactivated201810

this blog hates donald trump

pearlmarley

Look how many people hate him. I’m pretty damn happy about that 😁😁😁😁😁😁

aggressivetapdancing

I’ve never reblogged something so fast

egg-enthusiast

tag urself im generva

twistedsaunders

Holy shit I'm Roy.

invisiblestrring

So I had an epiphany in the middle of the night…

babbling-bluejay

hufflepuff-headcanons

honestly the harry potter fandom is so wild like we’ve all collectively refused to accept cursed child as canon but some college kids tell us hufflepuffs are particularly good finders and we don’t even question it

my-legs-are-jelly

I don’t know what I’m thinking but what if, like Scarfy or… the hat (bc I can’t remember his name), we had clothes to tell us everything. Like very random things. Like.. Buzzfeed quizzes clothes

“I wonder what kind of cheesecake I am” I whisper to myself, feeling dread because of my inexistant knowledge on the subject.

I hear a faint chuckle in the dark. What is that?

“Allow me to help you” says an old t-shirt.

Finally. I will know.

twistedsaunders

Why is this me, drunk, at three in the morning?

softiesuggestion

reblog if you want more interaction w your lovely followers

imjustalittlehufflepuff-deactiv

Please. You can ask me just about anything

smsoh

Starkid “theory”:

Nora, Emma’s boss. Her name is spelled N-O-R-A.

Take those letters and make a list and what do you get?

N

O

R

A

Now think long and hard. What other starkid show has someone named Nora? None of them do actually. But a song has NORA as an acronym.

No

One

Remembers

Achmed

Long story short Nora is somehow related to Achmed.

twistedsaunders

I'm gonna say it.

The Starkid fandom is the best fandom ever.

marshandmore

my fave part of avpm is where voldemort is literally about to fuck bellatrix on the desk and then he’s like “hey…ya wanna try something new?? ;))”

and then he makes her sit up and he goes back to back with her with their heads together and moans “oh quirrell” and she says that’s the 9th time he’s done since he got his body back,,like. nothing will ever be that iconic

twistedsaunders

I've never shipped Voldy with Quirrell more after that scene tbh

starkidtenyears

Starkid Homecoming Tickets!

StarKid Homecoming Tickets!

We’re excited to announce that tickets for StarKid Homecoming will go on sale to the public on Friday, May 17 at 10am PT.

Kickstarter Backers who have pledged at the Presale Access tier and above will be able to purchase tickets a day early starting Thursday, May 16 at 10am PT.

You can buy tickets through the ticketing service AXS. Tickets at the Theatre at the Ace range from $50 to $150 plus taxes and fees and will be reserved seating (though every seat is good!). And for Kickstarter backers purchasing tickets during presale, tickets will be priced between $40 and $95.

Kickstarter backers will receive an access code a couple hours before the presale begins which you’ll enter on the AXS ticketing site to purchase presale tickets.

All available tickets will be on sale during the presale, but to ensure everyone has a fair crack at tickets, there will be a six ticket limit per order.

textposts-at-random

here’s a fun picture of a professor sedating his maybe favourite student which gave him groceries once

notthe-latte-hottay

W o w that sounds even worse out of context than it is in context

kaijuno

I’m really high right now and I couldn’t find my phone so I was like “Alexaaaaaaaaaaaaa find phone” and she called my phone for me she’s like a wife I’m gonna marry Alexa because she knows where my phone is,,,,, I love technology

kaijuno

I woke up this morning and on the Alexa app it’ll give you a string of posts of what you asked Alexa and I told Alexa I loved her 37 separate times with the last one being “good night I love you” and her response being “good night, sweet dreams”