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writer and controlled mess

[pandalikeelf]

Joey’s Great Witcher Bake Off is just us during this quarantine. 

[writterings]

found out the "on all levels except physical, i am a wolf" person came out as a trans woman and she now has not just one but TWO girlfriends and a dog and they all go out into the woods just to howl sometimes. i'm happy for her and her gfs.

[kurtwagnermorelikekurtwagnerd]

[tikkety-tok]

How to tell a deaf dog it's time for a walk.

[itotallygazeatscully]

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

the more i learn about william shakespeare the more i lose my mind

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

his tragedy coriolanus contains the first recorded use of the word lonely meaning bill shakespeare might have invented the word lonely

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

the phrase the word lonely first appeared in is “like to a lonely dragon”

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

also on an unrelated note two of his distant relatives were executed in 1583 for a plot to kill the queen. they were beheaded and their heads were placed on pikes on london bridge meaning as young aspiring thespian william shakespeare arrived in london for the very first time, he might have been greeted by his relatives’ rotting heads. i woulda turned around and gone the fuck back to stratford

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

in his time period life expectancy was 35. monks were expected to drink gallon of beer a day. the names “agnes” and “anne” were interchangeable because the g was silent so it’s entirely possible shakespeare was married to a woman named agnes instead. the words “trash” “fart” and “slut” existed, but not the word “science.” speaking of language by 1600 “thou” had fallen out of fashion meaning shakespeare might’ve only included it to be more fucking dramatic

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

he never once spelled his surname “shakespeare” (he preferred “shakspere” apparently) and he once signed a legal document as “willm shaksp”

[princesshamlet-deactivated20210]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY WILLM SHAKSP

[jehovahhthickness]

I’m telling you that if God is real, he don’t like women cuz this is the type of men he be leaving for us to date and marry.

[misskelmc-deactivated20230803]

[mandaloriangf]

when we have to be stuck in quarantine for another three months because people has to go protest for their right to die in mcdonalds

[tasticfan]

imagine seeing this post a year ago

[marshmellowed]

My brain wouldn’t let me sleep until I made this

[nirnruwut]

every lesbian i know loves pirates what’s with that

[draeneis]

open chested shirts and siren immunity

[morickyyy]

[hashtagloveloses]

AQUAFRESH WASN’T BANNED FOR ENDGAME SPOILERS HE WAS ONE OF THE ORIGINAL WOODY’S ROUNDUP PEOPLE AND STILL HAD URLs HE TOOK FROM NAZIS AND TUMBLR STAFF WAS ACTUALLY DOING THEIR JOB SO HE TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM

[transhumanist-viking-deactivate]

goddamn tumblr is weird

[thequantumqueer]

[thisishangingrockcomics-deactiv]

u have to sit on some soft grass or, a mattress in the sun sometimes to give your shadow a soft place to rest. she’s always on that pavement.. cement.. floorboards.. it’s not good for her

[taylor-ruth]

I want everyone 2 know I was on lethal amounts of Benadryl when I made this post.

[cosmicqueerlove]

okay but you were right

[averagefairy]

working full time is terrible why do we just accept that having 8 days off a month is normal and okay........ being alive could be cool but we waste it at our JOBS.... sorry i’m just heated about capitalism again i’ll be fine

[fbdbsgdg]

8 days....never thought about it like that 😓

[revere-irreverence]

This seems really whiny to me. Like, I agree with you, work sucks, but our ancestors didn’t get to browse tumblr at their desks or have the option to gleefully spend their ENTIRE WEEKENDS horizontal on the couch stuffing their faces/watching tv/playing video games/wacking off.  They didn’t have weekends. They just slaved away as fucking peasants from dawn to dusk until they died in childbirth or got the consumption.

I am perfectly happy working 8 hrs a day because I don’t have to:

grow my own food

find my own clean water

heat my house

shit in the woods

[nubiana-americana-deactivated20]

[aggressivelycalm]

Hi, I study social and cultural anthropology. Humans working 40+ hours a week is 100% an industrial revolution thing and was not normal in the early stages of our existence. In fact, hunter and gatherer societies that still exist to this day spend about 15-20 hours a week TOPS working. The rest is dedicated to sitting around and telling stories and jokes, dancing, singing, eating, sleeping, fucking and so forth. Read a damn book.

[ekelarsons]

The average American worker takes less vacation time than a medieval peasant

Medieval peasants lived grueling, terrible lives. But their vacation days beat out the policies now common even in progressive societies.

[campmiasmas]

Oh, Shrek. Don’t worry. Things just seem bad because it’s dark and rainy and Fiona’s father hired a sleazy hitman to whack you. SHREK 2 (2004) dir. Andrew Adamson, Kelly Ashbury, & Conrad Vernon

[awed-frog]

[memesandlaughs]

[cantanopeshitthatwastaken]

[sushinfood]

I MEAN THAT’S ESSENTIALLY IT

[weltinator]

[apologieslogan]

need me some of dis

[babyanimalgifs]

For a moment I thought it was a carpet…

[la-mancha-screwjob]

Added to Flat Fuck Friday

[catsbeaversandducks]

“This is Lazuli (her sister is named Lapis) and she is so obsessed with sinks that we had to buy one for her to use as a cat bed. When it’s hot she rarely leaves it.”

Photos/text by Madge Rucker 

[scarletswalking]

That is a good cat owner.