Dec 23, 2022
my allergies.
theres little elf men hiding in my throat stabbing me with tiny daggers every time i swallow. some of the other men are in my ears mischievously ticking my eardrums with their tiny little hands leaving me an itchy earachey mess. while others are sitting up in my nasal cavities giggling deviously while clogging the holes. theyre all laughing and dancing giddily knowing im miserable and cannot sleep peacefully this way. i will attack at sunrise tomorrow with some medication that should release tiny nice men to attack the evil gremlins in my nose, ear, and throat causing me discomfort and claim victory healing my wounds.
