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all of those are brown

So the photo used as the header is just a random stock photo, but further down in the article they share the actual source of the information from the park officials on Instagram.

Which is rather purple, but not nearly as nice and clear due to being taken on a cellphone.

paksthestoic

I love the “captain’s log” mechanism in Star Trek as a method for time skips and exposition.

I am, however, devastated that we never got an episode where any captain’s voiceover is strained and slow. very precise about the events they’re describing. While the screen itself is showing the most batshit insane events and making it clear that the captain is trying VERY HARD to keep everyone involved out of a court martial.

f4nd0m-h0pp3r

guys I’ve been diagnosed with “:3” it’s terminal

beardedmrbean

Periscope up

birds-in-posts

Green heron (Butorides virescens)

flareonfloof

birds have secret bones we're not allowed to know about

its-funnytwittertweets

dragonpyre

sevastiel

bewbin

LETS BRING BACK 1337 SPEAK

bewbin

why do i even try

bunney

I THoUGHT YOU MEANT THE YEAR

esoanem

my l0rd, t3h p34s4nt5 4r3 r3v01t1ng! W3 mu5t s411y f0rth 4g41n5t th3m 4thw1th!

addamatic

Happy ten years of being so old no one knows what 1337 is

dragon-in-a-fez

it is like talking to a fucking g3n13 with you people

creepymutelilbugger

wasnt jkr the guy who got assassinated by the president? why is he bad?

i. ive been thinking about how to reply to this for like ten minutes. i can’t even add anything. it’s already perfect .

evviejo

STAR TREK - S2E3 The Changeling

dduane

Meanwhile, via Bluesky...

(See also the video here from ITN.)

only-tiktoks

devantnuit-ladeluge

cryoverkiltmilk

The absolute contempt for these locks is palpable.

unseelie

i wish this was in my cart and not someone else’s

iam0to3yearsold

you can just take it from their cart. its not their possession if they haven't bought it yet

unseelie

if i were thrift shopping and you put your hands into my cart to take a unique handpicked item i was intending to purchase i would break your legs

desolationlesbian

met a woman today whose original real actual given-at-birth first name is "Vendetta." ma'am are you aware you are a videogame protagonist and/or a character in a skullduggery pleasant novel. real quick sorry to bother you miss but who exactly were your parents expecting you to avenge in their name

desolationlesbian

the worst part is I can't dare ask her that last question because then she might say something like "You don't remember, do you?" and pull out a katana and obviously I'm not stupid enough to take that risk