breathe me in & let me stay

f/29/polyam & pan ✌️; i like gay things and movies and critters and books and video games ; call me Muffin! uwu

[dildoreo]

one time i took a picture of a tiger at the zoo and the tiger smiled for the picture it was very great and the best picture i’ve ever taken

[dildoreo]

[niyarest]

[weirdgirlvampire]

again and again and again and again

[annarcho-nicolesmith]

[a-clover-fox-deactivated2025062]

[lizluvscupcakes]

When your email finds me

[zombolouge]

hunting the email for sport before it can find me

[girlballs-archive]

"head maid"? yeah she's the one that's always getting called to the princess's chambers late at night

[girlballs-archive]

congratulations for being the first person to correctly interpret this post

[podencos]

This tweet snaps against my mind like a rubber band whenever I start idling a little too long in the land of my frivolous doldrums… it’s my version of that Jemima Kirke “you all think about yourselves too much” screenshot

[snototter]

A fat tailed dunnart (Sminthopsis crassicaudata) in Australia

by Indra Bone

[itmeansalot]

oh youre nothing but a fat tailed dunnart!

[wizardshark]

Being nice to someone you don’t like is not manipulation btw it’s being civil

[asshiieee-deactivated20230801]

Mmm no, this is like seeking validation. Ofc it’s best to be nice but if I don’t like you or we both dislike eachother, then there’s no reason for us to communicate or be around eachother. It’s not about being immature, I would much rather not put myself in such a situation.

[carolxdanvers]

Have you ever had a job

[gin-juice-tonic]

objectives:

1) Take Pill Sub-Tasks: a) Retrieve Water Bottle from dishwasher b) Swallow Pill using Water Bottle

2) Water Plant Sub-Tasks: a) Get cup of Dusty Stagnant Plant Water from living room b) Use Dusty Stagnant Plant Water to water Plant

actions taken:

1) Put Pill in mouth

2) Got cup of Dusty Stagnant Plant Water from living room

3) Swallowed Pill using Dusty Stagnant Plant Water

4) Acquired Disgust status. Abandoned other tasks in place

Mission Failed

Tasks left undone (2) : -Retrieve Water Bottle -Water Plant

[yourdadsghoulfriend]

[lanialania00]

[sexhaver]

"nobody was injured during the accident at the premier of Marvelslop3000 because only two people bought tickets to it" sounds like a joke and yet

[lanialania00]

is that Soap here in this room with us, Ghost?

[felixisfruity]

this is my favourite thing ever

[saturniandragon]

[dear-ao3]

[lagozze]

Ao3 authors will literally post under any fucking circumstances

[i-dont-like-milk]

[peachfromcmbyn]

[powerbottombrucespringsteen]

[snowysaur]

9/2/24 stream request

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[coyotevvitch]

i hurt myself with Big Jack by Pet Foolery (can find on instagram) again and no one seems to have posted the whole comic so. here. someone reminded me of it and i tracked it down. gonna go cry in a corner now.

[coyotevvitch]

did not know part 2 existed, here you go. another stab