Typo, Ergo Sum.

Saving the world, one typo at a tiem.

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Wow. Toughest parking garage ever! These people won't even let you LIVE until you pay your parking fee. Pardon me for existing, parking dudes.

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Hey! You and your little friends can just go and connoct your poopie somewhere else, Nokia! What a mess! And would somebody please mop up this load of poopie?

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Ewww! Who'd want to live in a house that's been owned by humans?! Those people are ANIMALS!

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They're here! The trade paperback edition of THE DOLLHOUSE IN THE CRAWLSPACE by Ellen Byerrum, from Lethal Black Dress Press. Now available from Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/Dollhouse-Crawlspace-Ellen-Byerrum-ebook/dp/B00WTT4ALU/ref=sr_1_15?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1430342659&sr=1-15

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In The Dark: We don’t even know where to start with this one…  

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I can explain this.

The "thank you" belonging to the Light? Outen it. Please.

You're welcome.

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Some smartphones are smarter than others. Unfortunately, they're all smarter than Greg.

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Update: The Sentinel reports that Eric Lyday now regrets he is not on drugs. Lyday plans to correct the error.

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And yet another ad for THE DOLLHOUSE IN THE CRAWLSPACE by Ellen Byerrum. On Amazon: http://www.amazon.com/The-Dollhouse-Crawlspace-Ellen-Byerrum-ebook/dp/B00WTT4ALU/ref=cm_cr_pr_product_top?ie=UTF8

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Here's our new Facebook ad for THE DOLLHOUSE IN THE CRAWLSPACE by Ellen Byerrum. It's available from Amazon at: http://www.amazon.com/Dollhouse-Crawlspace-Ellen-Byerrum-ebook/dp/B00WTT4ALU/ref=sr_1_15?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1430342659&sr=1-15

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Book release! THE DOLLHOUSE IN THE CRAWLSPACE is available now (or any minute now) as a trade paperback from Amazon. The Kindle ebook is already on sale.

To read a review: http://bestthrillers.com/book-review-the-dollhouse-in-the-crawlspace-by-ellen-byerrum/

To order: http://www.amazon.com/Dollhouse-Crawlspace-Ellen-Byerrum-ebook/dp/B00WTT4ALU/ref=asap_bc?ie=UTF8

Author: Ellen Byerrum

Publisher: Lethal Black Dress Press

Editor and designer: Bob Williams

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The Girl on the Train is gaining a lot of comparisons - and a holds list - to another perennial favorite, Gone Girl. But we love it because it reminds us so much of Hitchcock’s classic Rear Window…so if you haven’t snagged a copy yet, or if you have and you’re wondering what you should read next, here’s a short list of recommended Hitchcock-style thrillers!  

The Kind Worth Killing, by Peter Swanson. And if you love its Strangers on a Train (actually, Plane) premise, try this suspense classic by the author of Strangers on a Train:

The Talented Mr. Ripley, by Patricia Highsmith

Unbecoming, by Rebecca Scherm

Her, by Harriet Lane

You Can Trust Me, by Sophie McKenzie (April 2015)

The Collector, by Nora Roberts, perfect if you want another take on Rear Window

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BEST THRILLERS just reviewed our new book THE DOLLHOUSE IN THE CRAWLSPACE, by Ellen Byerrum, and they compared it favorably to THE GIRL ON THE TRAIN. You can read the entire review at http://bestthrillers.com/book-review-the-dollhouse-in-the-crawlspace-by-ellen-byerrum/ and here's an excerpt:

Book Review: The Dollhouse in the Crawlspace, by Ellen Byerrum, by Bella Wright on August 26, 2015 in Medical Thriller Books, New Book Releases, Psychological Thriller Books, Thriller Book Reviews, Thriller Reviews

The Bottom Line: An ingeniously crafted psychological thriller that bewitches on page one and continues to mesmerize until its shocking conclusion. Fans of The Girl on the Train will love it....

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Let the meat cake!

Mary Antwinet is famous for saying “let the meat cake.” She was a leader of the French revelation. She was very popular and fashionable until she died from guilty.

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The French Revelation teaches us that there are worse things you can die from than guilty. Meat cakes, for example.

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Miles Hyman

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It's September and nearly harvest time in the Book Orchard, where books grow on trees. Girls in their summer dresses go into the orchard to harvest the fresh books before autumn comes.

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¿Malditos escurridizos son estos de la China eh?

‘China podría estar usando el mar para esconder sus submarinos’

Fuente

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Those devious Chinese, hiding their submarines under the sea! That's the last place I would have looked.

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The Last Goodbye of Harris Turner, A Spooky Giveaway

Today is the first of September, which I like to think of as the beginning of the spooky season. Nights are crisper, the moon is clearer, the trees more ominous. Soon we’ll be wearing sweaters and sipping cider and swapping terrifying tales around the fire. Oh, we’re not?  Well, we can imagine that we are. In order to celebrate the idea, if not the reality, of the September spooky season, which culminates in Halloween, I am offering my ghost story, The Last Goodbye of Harris Turner, for free for five (5) days on Kindle . Harris Turner is a little funny, a little sad, a little frightening, and inspired by a slight incident from my days as a young reporter on a small town newspaper. I was assigned to write a Halloween article on local ghosts in that small town and I met with several people who owned allegedly haunted homes. The most interesting tales involved a pair of brother and sister specters, Kingston and Grace. Shortly after the piece appeared, an elderly gentleman came to my office wanting to know who had written the story. He had something to add. We had a nice chat and he told me he knew one of the ghosts. Rather, he’d known one of the people who had become a ghost. In fact, he and “King” had been old friends. He told me of the young man’s fatal illness and the days they would sneak away for a ride in the hills. He wondered if I thought he could get in touch with the deceased. “It sure would be nice to see King again,” he said. He seemed to think I was the one who could get them back together. I don’t know if he ever made contact with King. In this lifetime anyway. But that conversation always stayed with me. It was the starting point of The Last Goodbye of Harris Turner. I hope you enjoy it.

*A word about the cover design by Robert Williams. The photo was taken of a recent blue moon, and a blue moon figures in this ghost story, which introduces the character of Cassidy James.

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Ellen's story, my cover art, our special sale for September.

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News from Lethal Black Dress Press: Here's our logo variant for our new book, THE DOLLHOUSE IN THE CRAWLSPACE, by Ellen Byerrum. Our little dancing dress doll is getting her press on... Available from Amazon here: http://www.amazon.com/Dollhouse-Crawlspace-Ellen-Byerrum-ebook/dp/B00WTT4ALU/ref=sr_1_15?s=books&ie=UTF8&qid=1430342659&sr=1-15

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Welcome to the Dollhouse! A preview of the draft jacket design for the trade paperback edition of our new thriller from Lethal Black Dress Press: THE DOLLHOUSE IN THE CRAWLSPACE by Ellen Byerrum. That's actually our dollhouse and our crawlspace -- and our very own Creepy Kewpie Doll, on the spine of the book. DOLLHOUSE is available right now as a Kindle ebook from Amazon, and the trade paperback will come out later this summer.