memory corruption

[dogpuppy]

[vonkarmic]

i think taylor swift wishes she was bisexual because she knows it would make her slightly more money. whereas sabrina carpenter wishes she was bisexual so she could have sex with someone who looks exactly like herself. and ariana grande wishes she was bisexual because she did too many designer drugs on the set of wicked and now she has kin memories of being glinda for real

[dulxelexhe-deactivated20251208]

old off doodles, i miss them lowkey

[fatherofallfrankfurters]

chill dude

[lostcryptids]

[altargrl]

I do believe that the mouth of hell lies open in LA

[everythingfox]

Here’s a fox playing in snow

[foulserpent]

me: [typing post that says ‘i just remembered i never beat off’]

me, internal: watch out! you say ‘beat off’ here to mean completing a playthrough of ‘off’, the 2008 rpg video game by mortis ghost. however, the phrase ‘beat off’ is also euphemism for masturbation! without context, it would appear you were talking about masturbating!

me: whoa….id better be more careful!

gigantic centipede above me: [dematerializes]

[firefox-official]

ok! *thinks about men*

[hagrene-deactivated20211030]

ew.

[firefox-official]

youre 24 years old get over yourself

[anexistperson-deactivated202110]

me but women

[firefox-official]

ok. this post is about men though

[it-s-sophia-uwu]

but i don't like men

[firefox-official]

and. who asked

[leviathan-the-boy]

[micro-usb-deactivated20230625]

[lostsoullover]

Why would you hide this in the tags?

[everythingfox]

Forest dog

[everythingfox]

/sneeky snek

[ryangoslingofficial-deactivated]

[halloweentual]

if a work of fiction doesn’t make me think intensely about each character’s personal tragedy with that specific ache in my heart whenever i space out then what’s the point?

[gr8writingtips]

writing tip #3307:

if you've got writer's block, you should change your outgoing message to tell people you have writer's block so if they call you they know that you have writer's block

[chemsexholmes]

theyre making new "evil genders" (ceowife, female oil baron, male rethrifter, and 'suburban boutique-ownerhusband')

[bloodenjoyer]

gay as fuck to be a mad scientist. what are you mad about. men. are you just crazy about men

[bloodenjoyer]

#I hear science is a man dominated field. is that what you want? to be dominated by other men?

[clonepa3]

ladies and slenderman