hi stranger!

they/them, agender, queer, easily startled, trying to survive school and learn how to human

[ravioliet]

a long distance friend is kind of a dead wife in a way

[kneatle]

I got the game and now I get to feed my miis cigarettes too. >:)

[coolcheese51]

i'm back at the fucking building again

[swordy-da-goat]

This isn't a diss to those people. I just wanted everyone to know the Road Wiz is an ally ❤🧡💛💚💙💜

[cyberstevie]

god this is dumb (original)

EDIT: hey guys please reblog this version source has been updated!

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

HAPPY THIRD EVER INTERNATIONAL AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY

(5th of June)

[aroacesafeplaceforall]

HAPPY FOURTH EVER INTERNATIONAL AROMANTIC VISIBILITY DAY!!

[aromanticofficial]

official aromantic visibility day

[nociceptrix]

tweet sequence of a not-quite-friend and artist i admire that i find myself thinking of constantly

[rosentryst]

so embarrassing when I like a mainstream song. i thought I was more fucked up than this

[swagophile]

I went to noob island and nobody recognized you. They said you haven't been the same ever since you went Pro. Some even said you became Hacker. I don't know who you are anymore.

[only-cat-memes]

[wakingfromthewater]

Still thinking about this mobile game ad I got. You will f**k increasingly large creatures.

[attackoftheskydancers]

Screenshots I took to traumatize my husband when I got this ad

[pastimperfection]

It is HILARIOUS that they're censoring fuck. Let's not offend any delicate sensibilities by dropping a complete f-bomb in the middle of explaining the rules of the monster fucking 💦💦💦 game.

[wakingfromthewater]

This is going to enter my vocabulary

[crowboy-bebop]

unauthorized fucking thing!!!!!!

(warning: loud chirping throughout)

source: hellgate osprey cam

[curlicuecal]

[aetherograph]

More context:

the first osprey is the father, the one that comes later is the mother.

ospreys are not eagles, they're ospreys

ospreys only eat fish, that's why they don't register this starling as possible food

the starling got home safely

the starling was not trying to eat the eggs, it was mostly curious and you can see it trying to hop under the osprey every time the osprey tries to sit down again--this is because the starling is still a baby and has the instinct to get under an adult for warmth, even though it mostly has its feathers. this scares the osprey because that is a Foreign Creature near its eggs.

at the end of the video you can see the ospreys starting to turn the eggs. birds do this so the yolk and/or embryo don't stick to the shell of the egg, which is bad for the egg's health.

ospreys have eyes adapted to seeing beneath the surface of the water!

[critter-of-habit]

They're just silly

[occatorcreator]

“You’re on a path in the- hold on, this isn’t the woods. Where are we?”

Silly idea, a Stanley Parable route for Slay the Princess

[dailycatsblog]

[littlealienproducts]

I'm Nervous System Holographic Waterproof Sticker by StarmintArt

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