Like an avocado had sex with an older avacado.

This is a spot for me to be full on fan-girly. SQUEEEEE!

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[hawnks]

30+ year old women are the backbone of this website

[drbased]

reblog if you're literally 30+

[obimomkenobi-deactivated2020062]

[kitchikishangout]

MY NAME, IS FRICKIN MOON MOON. I’D BE THE MOST IDIOTIC WOLF. ‘OH SHIT WHO BROUGHT FUCKING MOON MOON ALONG?’

[amusette]

the post that started it all

[star-spangled-jackass]

oh god

[danthefrickinking-deactivated20]

Never not reblogging.

[clarinetfool]

I’ve only seen this post in screenshots

[salamencerobot]

I’m very surprised this post hasn’t broken a million.

[wearedeadfancy]

Someone remade Titanic so it starred their cat.

[pretty-thief]

"someone" is YouTube user owlkitty, and they've done this with a few iconic movies!

[memewhore]

[catchymemes]

[owlgams]

Time for a new Jelly, new good vibes! Good luck everyone, it’s gunna be good soon

[distinguishedbaloney]

[eilooxara]

Non cooking spray stick

[eilooxara]

Non spray stick cooking

[that-house]

Non cooking stick spray

[yeahokayillreblogthat]

yeah okay ill reblog that

[halorvic]

how have you been?

[halorvic]

Update:

[halorvic]

—-

🎉

[vladtheunfollower]

Fantastic Beast of Good Fortune, Shigemitsu Enrosai

[vladtheunfollower]

reblog for good fortune

[classycookiexo]

[capricorn-born]

Oddly specific. Got a deposit for 6,837 today

[weaselle]

fuck it, i never ever do those “reblog for X, this one really works!” posts, but this one doesn’t have any of that BS, this is just straight up wishing us good things; and then the comment doesn’t even say any of that either. Zero claims on this post, all positive vibes

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[vmohlere]

May you end this week feeling ever more certain of a future you’ll love

[beardedmrbean]

[theman]

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

[tattooedzombigirl]

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

[imanutcase-10]

Then bring me luck

[thirddeadlysin]

the day after I posted this last time I was notified that I was selected for a really cool mentorship gig and got an unrelated glowing review at work

[anakinsbbgirl]

plzzz

[cheshire-cat-lenalee2]

[unclefather]

can’t risk it

[bentejam]

THIS PIECE OF PICTURE WORKS. 

[fakesurgery]

Gotta take all the chances…..

[fit-beach-tea]

Never risk it

[reshipped]

i had to

[itsfunnybcuzitstrue]

I have exams coming up so

[udderdog]

https://medleyoftrades.etsy.com/listing/1718997060

[thepromiscuousfinger]

[udderdog]

I love that most of the comments are about the bird hat.

[udderdog]

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[whyactlikeahuman]

[quasikool]

#i literally crack up everytime #at least ten of the notes are from me

[dornish-queen]

It’s back!!!🙌🏻🙌🏻🙌🏻