by grabthar's hammer, what a savings

30+ | she/they

[pretty-thief]

Hi, I'm PrettyThief/PT, you're watching MTV Cribs, and this is my Tumblr

I'm in my mid 30s, married, bi, and some flavor of genderqueer. She/they.

I don't interact with minors.

This blog is a big mixed bag but you will find a lot of sci-fi and fantasy, mainly A Song of Ice and Fire. I blorbo post and I firmly believe in ship and let ship! I also post fic and links to my fic sometimes.

I tag meticulously but also ramble in the tags.

Block the tag #pt watches if you don't want to see my live thoughts. If you would like for me to tag for something specific, please let me know and I'll do my best to accommodate.

I made a carrd if you want to find me in other places.

I currently have 2 dogs. Please look at them. Stella is the black heeler mix. She's the boss. Dan is the redbone coonhound. (Like the dogs in Where the Red Fern Grows, yes) He's the big dopey sidekick.

Thank you for looking at them. I'll make sure they know.

I also like asks and dms!! <3

[reticent-vampire]

unprecedented levels of fake idgafism

[usherparttwo]

logan echolls character of all time. what if you were your school's obligatory psychotic jackass because your dad beats you and your mom can't help and your sister doesn't believe you. what if your girlfriend broke up with you and the day you try to get her back she gets murdered and then a year later your mom kills herself and you ask your dead girlfriend's best friend who you hate and who hates you to prove she's still alive and she's the only person to hold you when you cry because you found out your sister was using your mom's credit cards and she actually is dead. what if you fell in love with your dead girlfriend's best friend and then she dumped you because she thought you were the murderer. what if you found out that your dead girlfriend broke up with you because she was sleeping with your dad and he's the one who killed her. what if you got drunk and tried to jump off the same bridge your mom did but you got jumped and got the shit kicked out of you and got framed for murder. what if someone burned down your house and you ended up living in a hotel room for two years. what if your dad got away with killing your girlfriend and then the day he gets released your best friend (who kidnapped his own baby and fled the country and never spoke to you again) has a hitman kill him. what if you find out that one of your friends raped your dead girlfriend's best friend (who you're still in love with) and then he tried to kill her but you stopped him and then he killed himself in front of you. what if you found out that you have a half brother but when you try to contact him you get swindled by a journalist and then your real half brother never wants to speak to you. what if your trust fund ran out so you joined the military and then ten years later you go to move the car for street cleaning and get blown up and die. he's everything he's perfect he's a sopping wet pathetic little meow meow he speaks arabic he can quote susan sontag from memory. frankly my dear... you know the rest

[lewisdaily]

LEWIS PULLMAN by Greg Williams for Hollywood Authentic, May 2026

[waxedpaperdoor]

@pretty-thief Lewis + band = up your alley

[some-pers0n]

How it feels being a little hater with your friends in private spaces and never actually going out of your way to harass or bully anyone

[millenniallust4death]

I’m paying to force seven thousand strangers to see a photo of my late husband having fun with his dog. Tumblr Blaze is totally worth it. XD

[millenniallust4death]

Thank-you to all of my new Internet stranger friends for being so gracious about having my post shoved onto your dashboards. I loved reading all of your kind tags and comments! Both Martin and Bosco have been gone for several years now but for 24 hours, they felt very present in my life. I greatly appreciate this gift. ❤️

[xn3city]

Reblog to have your dashboard be visited by the spirit of joy that death can end but not erase.

[leavescrown]

Love that this is well beyond 7000 people now and still going

[millenniallust4death]

@leavescrown Exactly! It’s a beautiful gift. Martin and Bosco out there travelling around the Tumblr community, continually making new friends.

[millenniallust4death]

@sseanettles

#hello again martin and bosco!! sending you boys round for another go :)

Reading your tag made me laugh out loud. It’s like two old friends unexpectedly stopped by your porch for a quick visit. XD

[petermorwood]

I’ll always reblog Martin and Bosco when they splash across my dash, because of Reasons.

What’s loved, lives.

[millenniallust4death]

@crunchybeards:

#Martin and Bosco is literally the most valid use of Tumblr blaze ever i love this post to bits #THEY’RE SO JOYOUS WOWA #joyous reblogs

Seeing your tags in my Activity made me so happy! I’m so glad that Martin and Bosco’s post continues to spread joy. The world can feel bleak, so it’s important to have a small, nice thing.

[itseasytoremember]

would you rather be able to

understand (read, write and speak fluently) any human language (dead or alive)

teleport (guaranteed safely) anywhere on earth

Voting ended onMay 9

[ravioliet]

god's weakest soldier is scrolling tumblr instead of being productive or participating in any of their hobbies

[hgedits]

now it's only me. only us. correction.

[landsccape]

[violentoffender]

[redfagdiver]

I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna be scrubbed I wanna b

[astoldbyidiots]

[mas-o-kissed]

“This kink is problematic when you think about it” ohhhhhh shit ok lemme head on over to the kink store and trade these kinks in for one that make my jackoff fantasies morally superior

[christine7hang]

Reading Jaime x Brienne again and thinking about how Jaime had done all the typical “romantic highlights” of historical romance heroes for Brienne:

Risked his life to save hers? Yes.

Gift-giving of the highest order? Yes

Defending her in public? Yes.

Recognizing and loving her for who she is? Yes (the lady / knight duality).

Secret sharing and confession of the past? Yes.

Cementing their connection in writing, in one of the most important historical documents for knights? Yes.

Facing a moment of choice between his past lover and the present? Indirectly, yes (as he left with Brienne and chose to not return to Cersei).

My man speed ran the entire romantic arc without even realizing he is in love.

[thenegoteator]

modern au disaster trio

[colonel-clucker]

So two nights ago, the Yanks held a charity dinner and this is how our man showed up to it. 📸🤩😍💞

Tell me he doesn't look like an old Hollywood movie star (or Leo DiCaprio's Gatsby brought back to life), I dare you.

So gorgeous🤩

[barnsburntdownnow]

Lindy Pollard Oregon, 2022 Photograph

[nthegg]

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