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hanging this sign on my blog

2007-02-10

I fucking hate the elf forums fuck my life

hateusandseeifwemind

badassdemonsword

Best video of 2026

rexhistoria

people act like this college shit is hard but i used AI to generate me a medical license and have bee ndoing surgery on newborns for 6 months

earthmovers

triangleguy

the pinterest number glitch continues to be hilarious

ladyofthebookcase

aw mannnn

emergency-broadcast-system

What I look like basicly

traniform

isn't it so crazy how tmes love ""trans inclusive misogyny"" and see it as something hilarious and gender affirming but suddenly when it's trans inclusive ""misandry"" it's not funny at all

my-darling-boy

So I had this half lucid dream where I was swimming in a lake with my crush and his friends and we climbed up onto this very low dock that dipped just a little below the water. I thought “Oh I want to hold a water animal!” and what I WANTED was a dolphin, but my brain couldn’t quite conjure the image of a dolphin, nor could I recall the word “dolphin”.

So after much thought as to what a dolphin looked like, a giant banana with floppy banana peel dog ears, banana peel fins, and two beady black eyes hauled itself into my lap from the waters of the lake.

And I remember thinking “... Now wait... something is not quite right with this...”

I sat looking it over for a moment until I realised, “Oh I forgot a tail!” so when I looked down, the creature had a fish tail, and I was Quite Proud of how well I had recalled what a dolphin looked like from memory, and it deserved to be drawn: