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slugbus

autumn/winter affirmations:

7 p.m. is not late

your day is not over at 7 p.m.

you are allowed to leave your house after it gets dark

7 p.m. is so early

hudsonswilliams

chubby-cry-baby

things shane definitely did because he wants to be a good boyfriend/husband

added his credit card to ilya’s phone’s apple pay (“shane why i am also wealthy” “you don’t have to but i would like it if you use it” "okay mr millionaire")

had all of ilya’s curly hair products at his house + got silk pillow cases

big “i saw this and thought of you” boyfriend

kept ilya’s favourite snacks at his house + popcorn for when they watched movies

read articles on how to be in a long distance relationship and then later on read articles about how to support your husband with depression

remembers any comment ilya made about wanting something and he gets it for him for his birthday/christmas/just because

referred to everything as “ours” months into officially dating (“our cottage” “our cars” “our homes in montreal/ottawa”)

looked up russian language classes he could attend in night school or something similar (they didn't work with his schedule - but he really looked into it)

#exactly

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aslongasitsblack

situationship era ilya getting asked what he personally thinks about shane in an interview and he responds ‘pff…he’s very polite…’ and the public think its funny because they think he’s joking about shanes canadianness and goody two shoes image but shane is sat at home burning red because he knows ilyas referring to how shane says please and thank you before during and after ilya fucks him

#this is true i was there on the sofa with him

sunnypeachyy

Hudson for Wonderland Magazine

what-even-is-thiss

Taking up Japanese as a side project for myself has reminded me of something.

So like a long time ago I had a professor that I absolutely adored. She happened to be Japanese American. She grew up speaking Japanese at home but never really spent a lot of time in Japan. She mostly spoke with other Japanese Americans and read books.

So one day early in her teaching career there’s an exchange student from Japan who’s having a hard time understanding a concept so she explained it to him in Japanese and then he looked absolutely rattled. Like in shock. Pale.

This is how she learned that the way she speaks Japanese makes her sound like a gang member.

Japanese doesn’t exactly have cuss words in the same way as English does but imagine that the nicest professor you’ve ever had pulls your paper over and says “Okay listen here you little piece of shit I’m gonna fucking explain this to you. Violently.”

cloacatak

This (studying in Chile for a year) is more or less how I realized my two PhD-having, tenured professor expat parents raised me to speak the most disrespectful and swearword-riddled version of Spanish possible (with plenty of ancient slang I didn't know was slang thrown in). It was like:

waystar-roycos

Rava reacting to Kendall

Wow. You did 120 push-ups.

redstonedust

crazy how quickly dust accumulates. i should be allowed to put my trinkets on a shelf and not touch them and they remain in perfect condition forever. dont even get me STARTED on the inside of a computer. why do i have to brush your teeth. youre technology.

carnationhes

shane hollander the man that u are

poetdept

Dad fired you, man. No, he did not fire me. He said it was just gonna take a little longer.

jbaileyfansite

Jonathan Bailey as Anthony Bridgerton in “A Bee in Your Bonnet” (Bridgerton - 2x03)

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scramratz

My least favorite new politically correct term is "unhoused." Like you can just tell it was created to make liberals feel less icky when talking about homeless people.

I was homeless. I was homeless as a child and as an adult. That shit sucks believe it or not.

The uncertainty. The ever-present grimy feeling from lack of access to running water. Having nothing to your name. The shame you feel is asking your fellow man for the bare minimum. Just so much shame, man.

"Unhoused" is so clinical. A technical term. Sure, its not incorrect, but it doesn't properly convey the emotional and psychological impact homelessness has on you.

You say "house", I think of a structure.

You say "home", I think of stability.