Jules of Nature
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KIROKAZE
let's talk about Bridgerton tea, my ask is open
Noah Kahan
blake kathryn
we're not kids anymore.
#extradirty
Keni
The Bowery Presents
The Stonewall Inn
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art blog(derogatory)
Lint Roller? I Barely Know Her
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Sweet Seals For You, Always
he wasn't even looking at me and he found me
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Love Begins
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@ultimate-anime-lover
there’s nothing wrong with girls who come back from the dead stronger than they were before & they eat human flesh now. like it’s normal it happens all the time
WHY THE FUCK DO YOU HAVE FUCKING FACEBOOK LOOKING EMOJIS FOR NOTES
I DON’T FUCKING KNOW ASK STAFF
Once when the gaang visits the Fire Nation, they’re all just on the side of too tipsy when Zuko leans in with the most grave expression imaginable.
“Aang,” Zuko says, “This has been… haunting me…. Why did your friends need to suck on those frogs?”
And Aang just gasps, and does not explain the frogs, because he has suddenly remembered that Miyuki is still wanted by the Fire Nation and that just won’t do. So Aang demands that Zuko pardon Miyuki for her crimes, which then gets the rest of the gaang to dogpile on and also demand justice for Miyuki.
Zuko is willing to hear him out.
…Zuko is significantly less willing to hear him out when Aang mentions that Miyuki is a cat.
(Zuko finds it difficult to believe that a cat is legitimately wanted by the Fire Nation)
But because they are all the worst, he relents and they all drunkenly stumble down to go find the records of Miyuki’s crimes and write her up a pardon, much to the chagrin of the night-shift archivist.
Zuko, staring blankly at Miyuki’s rap sheet:
The gaang:
Zuko:
Zuko: I don’t …. I don’t think I can pardon this…
Sokka: It can’t be that bad! Let me see-
Sokka:
Zuko: You see what I mean?
Toph: Is anyone going to tell me what it says or am I just going to have to wait in suspense?
@bonemoji
Yeah I’ve never seen death note
@death2america
incorrect lotr quotes: (5/?)
[insp.]
I reread the first chapters of One piece and this is basically canon.
Zoro really said “If you ever get in the way of my ambition I’ll kill you” and then immediately soul-bonded to this dumbass
important detail about my college au zoro everyone should know
In my OP modern/college AU, Kuina survived! She’s taken up wheelchair fencing but is also gauging interest for kids’ wheelchair kendo classes/matches through the dojo. She also drags Zoro at any given opportunity, just like any good big sister
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when you try and tell your friend your dad is the leader of the revolutionary army but he just thinks you’re memeing
Nico: Tesoro, why did you threaten to stab Percy with a injection needle?
Will: Nico, darling, I’m a doctor correct?
Nico: yes..?
Will: and I’m more than qualified to run the infirmary?
Nico: yes………?
Will: exactly. I started healing when I was 11. I was head of my cabin at the age of 13. I was the head of the infirmary at 14. I was trained by Chiron on the best healing techniques possible. I’ve done all nighters to learn and study anatomy and how to heal.
my father, the literal god of healing, is impressed with my ability’s. I’ve been the main medic in the middle of a war. I’ve done amputations and surgery’s. Ive saved this bitch’s girlfriend before. And I’ve saved many more. Do you know what this fucker called me?
Will: a nurse
percy jackson doodles again (mostly nico)
congrats on the new nico book!
Than, who is this guy and why has he been employee of the month for two years straight?
The gods not understanding how demigod kids work😂 I’m just waiting for the moment one of their kids gets a paper cut or something and they’re just like, “PAPER! THEY SOMEHOW GET HURT BY PAPER!”
Okay, but the duality of human beings is SO wild that I’m positive this information would absolutely break them.
There are humans that can survive great heights? But only sometimes? And other times they die? It is really just up to chance and how you land?
Humans can fall down a flight of stairs and say they’re completely fine, but PAPER hurts them and they whine about it all day?
Gunshot wounds? Yeah, we can recover from that (well, depending on where you’re hit, maybe). As long as invisible bacteria doesn’t get into the wound without us noticing... then we might die even if the blood is gone and wound sewn up.
Zeus is like “There are people out there who survive my lightning strikes?” and then learns the same person died like.... three hours later from choking on a hotdog.
Hermes, with a magazine: Athena! Look at this. It says here that 1 in every 15,000 humans die from exercising too much.
Athena: But... they need exercise? All my research says they need exercise!
Annabeth: You did hear the one in FIFTEEN THOUSAND part, right?
Hades: HOW ARE THEY DYING FROM DOING THE THING THEY ARE SUPPOSED TO DO! DAMNIT!
Then you have Demeter running in like:
Demeter: KILL THE MOSQUITOES! KILL THE MOSQUITOES!!!
Ares: Why?
Demeter: Look at this! I ran the numbers while in the Underworld while visiting Persephone. One million people die a YEAR from mosquitoes. We have to kill them.
Ares: There’s no way these punks are dying from these tiny bugs.
Demeter: Apparently, they carry diseases.
Ares, softly: ...holy shit. Biological warfare.
Apollo, flipping a table: IS NOTHING ON THIS GODDAMN PLANET SAFE ANYMORE?!
Chiron, still trying to explain everything: Nothing on this planet was ever safe at any point... ever.
Athena: Pandora’s box?
Chiron: You guys pin wayyyyy too much on that poor girl.
Later on, you have Nico walking up in bubble wrap like ‘okay, which one of y’all told the gods that it hurts when we stub our toes?’ and you got Piper in helmet and knee pads all bitter like ‘It wasn’t me’ and Will is just looking so guilty before quietly going ‘I just wanted to explain how nerves worked’
They try to explain it all to the gods and it just... gets so much worse.
Zeus: So... the medicine... that heals you.... can also kill you...?
Will: I mean, if you overdose, yeah. It’s the same with ambrosia-
Hermes: AMBROSIA CAN KILL YOU!?
Percy: HOW DO YOU NOT KNOW THIS?!
Hephaestus: That’s it. All of you are too fragile. We’re going to have to make a safer planet. This is ridiculous. Maybe we can just put them all on Venus or something-
Leo: We need oxygen to survive, Dad.
Ares: You’re kidding me, right?
Annabeth: Um, no, but... well... we can’t actually have too much oxygen or we’ll-
Poseidon: LET ME GUESS! You die?! For the love of Rhea! How has anyone survived anything?
Nico: Well... we all end up dead at some point, so arguably... we don’t survive?
And finally:
Jason: you guys created humans. Why don't you know this?
Zeus: No. Prometheus created humans and quite frankly he did a TERRIBLE job-
btw has anyone ever played this game. its a cornerstone of who i am as a person and i just played it again yesterday and found it interesting.
the normal battles are just you fighting against other dinos (and its like. kinda brutal. they slam each other around) but the like… hidden mini bosses in each level…
???????? who came up with this????
DONT mind my dinosaurs name. i forgot
If I ever needed a tiktok to describe my life. 😂
Carrie-Anne Moss & Keanu Reeves photographed by Dan Winters for Entertainment Weekly, December 2021.
“Fuck #Ice shoutout to my Mexicans , pass this shit”
- Fabio Ochoa @QuePasaWindow
All the people in the notes saying “they aren’t protected by the Constitution,” know nothing of our laws and constitution. The Constitution does not state anywhere that it’s protections fall only on us citizens, ( in fact if states wanted they could open up voting for non-citizens ) and this is the opinion held by the supreme Court in multiple cases.
( this article also talks a bit about rights https://www.learnliberty.org/blog/t-he-constitutional-rights-of-noncitizens/ )
Just because you don’t like foreign people doesn’t mean they don’t have rights. Even if they didn’t you should still have enough of a heart to care for others.
Hey! This is the link to the cards, a good resource for anyone who needs them or wants to provide them to their community. https://www.ilrc.org/red-cards
THAT’S WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT! Nice work @kropotkinisrecruitin! FOLKS PLEASE SHARE!!!
https://www.ilrc.org/red-cards
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First Image: A screenshot of a tweet that says “Fuck #Ice shoutout to my Mexicans , pass this shit” and attached to the tweet are two images of someone holding a red card about the size of a business card. Close-ups of the two images in the tweet are shown in the next two images of the Tumblr post.
Second Image: Someone holding up a red card with black text close to the camera. The text reads as follows.
“I do not wish to speak with you, answer your questions, or sign or hand over any documents based on my 5th Amendment rights under the United States Constitution.
I do not give you permission to enter my home based on my 4th Amendment rights under the United States Constitution unless you have a warrant to enter, signed by a judge or magistrate with my name on it that you slide under the door.
I do not give you permission to search any of my belongings based on my 4th Amendment rights.
I choose to exercise my constitutional rights.
These cards are available to citizens and non-citizens alike.”
Third Image: Someone holding up the same red card to show the other side of it. This side also has text on it, this time in Spanish. The text reads as follows.
“Usted tiene derechos constitucionales:
- NO ABRA LA PUERTA si un agente de immigración está tocando la puerta.
- NO CONTESTE NINGUNA PREGUNTA de un agente de immigración si el trata de hablar con usted. Usted tiene el derecho de mantenerse callado.
- NO FIRME NADA sin antes hablar con un abogado. Usted tiene el derecho de hablar con un abogado.
- Si usted está afuera de su casa,pregunte al un agente si es libre para irse y si dice que sí, váyase con tranquilidad.
- ENTREGUE ESTA TARJETA AL AGENTE. Si usted está dentro de su casa, muestre la tarjeta por la ventana o pásela debajo de la puerta.”
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