[voidy-core]

[homunculus-argument]

Artfully layering an axe bodyspray deodorant and two different perfume oils to create a tasteful mixture of amber, oud, mint, lavender, moss and petrichor, producing a scent that smells exactly like damp, stale, rotting laundry.

[dreamsareliminalspaces-deactiva]

Reminds me of that tumblr user that made powdered milk with sparkling water and created instant spoiled milk

[homunculus-argument]

That was also me.

[adeline-wheat]

Do you know any other ways to speed ruin things?

[homunculus-argument]

I wish I knew any other way to do anything.

[kitties-of-flickr]

The devil within… my sofa

2010

[byjove]

I never thought I would be siding with the pope’s involvement in politics and cheering him on. I will say that.

[byjove]

[clockways]

[clockways]

[clockways]

[clockways]

[vaaltyrs]

[lycanthrop-ee]

KRSNND these TAGS

[bostonflavor]

if this happened like 5 years ago people would be losing their shit, now it’s just like “oh yeah another thing”

[luxmoogle]

༝ ˚ ｡⋆｡ ˚ ༝ ..I'm not afraid of the darkness. ˙༄.°｡ ˚ ༝࿔*:･

[coupdegrace]

[huffylemon]

[helloitsbees]

[sorasodas]

Happy 24th to the series that taught me that my light will never go out!

[myguiltyotpleasures]

[drunkenhills]

This is the only tiktok where the automated voice actually adds to the cinematic experience

[savvylikeyeahhh]

freedom

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

This is absolutely what a cats internal monologue is like <3

[suzoar]

Actually Ive decided to be angry now

[do-you-have-a-flag]

[chryza]

also shoutout to my really tired old white guy gynecologist who when i said "i want a hysterectomy" did not push back at all and instead sighed, and without looking up at me from his tablet went "We'll have to do a bunch of stuff for insurance because it's a scam and otherwise they won't approve it" and then after laying out the plan walked me out and i dont know if we made eye contact once after shaking hands, which is exactly the kind of medical care i want in this day and age.

[stitchposts]

what is your LEAST favorite stitch?

I don't like counted work at fucking all. So: the cross stitch.

[rabbitindisguise]

reading this as someone who does cross stitch but is scared of the other kinds of embroidery is like overhearing an incredibly tall and buff person say they have beef with Mr. Tom, the kitten that chills at the bookstore

[stitchposts]

FUCK Mr. Tom and his stupid little fluffy tail ok. And his little charted designs.

[the-dragongirl]

Okay, but this neglects the true villain of embroidery stitches: the French knot

[stitchposts]

Don't you dare malign my girl again

[im-a-dream-wizard]

Ok the french knot is very useful but it is a BITCH to do it consistently

[stitchposts]

[ao3-anonymous]

We talk about how this website’s hate mail game is insane, but this might just be a new level

[i-merani]

[nuffnotsaid]

World's most dysfunctional polycule

[haruki-stars]

them

[dvandom]

(For those not familiar with it, the middle logo is for DownDetector.)

[iirulancorrino]

Citizen Illegal, José Olivarez

[the-big-mood]

[wizardshark]

How do I explain Plato's allegory of the cave to my cat?

[sexshopshenanigans]

gato’s allegory of the fishtank