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@ultra-lilbitch
The year is 2551; fantasy writers have started highly romanticizing the 90s~early 2000s(much like how most fantasy novels today are written in a medieval setting)when technology was still primitive. You’re a writer who decides to cash in on this trend, but your knowledge on the era is…limited.
think (part 2)
think
It’s time to activate it…
Bites The Dust! now this entire post will be reversed!
Am I having a fucking stroke
what the fuck was that
World heritage post.
Here’s a great explanation as to the psychology behind posts like this
Tumblr, never change.
Having a sore throat and not telling anyone is the new “hiding a zombie bite.”
I CANT DROWN MY DEMONS THEY ARE AMPHIBIOUS POSESSING BOTH GILLS AND LUNGS MY DEMONS ARE SIMILAR TO FROGS OR POSSIBLY SALAMANDERS
I CAN HOWEVER SUFFOCATE MY DEMONS
I HOPE WE LEARNED A LESSON ABOUT PROBLEM SOLVING
Anime_irl
Normal Horoscope:
Aries: The stars say you may find yourself falling from a great height. Remember to tuck and roll.
Taurus: Big change is coming Taurus, be sure to keep a calm and mature head when you are deposed by Catherine the great and the entire army.
Gemini: This week you will be faced with your greatest challenge yet, a twink with massive burn scars.
Cancer: Their freckles are tiny parasites that can rearrange themselves at a moments notice.
Leo: Lie on your back. Watch the stars. You can only take it one night at a time.
Virgo: The weight of the world will crush you into a diamond.
Libra: Drawings of wildflowers that dont exist. Diagrams and advice in a language that nobody speaks. Strewn about your room in impossible places.
Scorpio: A ray of night from the clouds will darken the banks of the river. Look only. Touch nothing.
Ophiuchus: The stars say you know something valuable. You will know the time to share it, it will be worth the wait.
Sagittarius: Romance tends to escalate when its going well. Right now youre at “significant territory dispute.”
Capricorn: Someone will really make an impression at the party tonight when they head into the closet with a cute boy and return painted with thousands of pictures of eyes.
Aquarius: Look, you cant just choose not to be confused. A move is better than no move.
Pisces: Do not be alarmed when a beam of light shoots out of your sternum tomorrow. Or be alarmed, neither one of us has control over that. You’ll be fine.
Ling: do u are have stupid?
Greed: hell yeah brother!
It’s actually really worrying that “Addictive” is the number one compliment for a game.
this advertising is so effective that it made me want to go buy a brand that’s been defunct for 40-something years
AQUAFRESH WASN’T BANNED FOR ENDGAME SPOILERS HE WAS ONE OF THE ORIGINAL WOODY’S ROUNDUP PEOPLE AND STILL HAD URLs HE TOOK FROM NAZIS AND TUMBLR STAFF WAS ACTUALLY DOING THEIR JOB SO HE TOOK ONE FOR THE TEAM
goddamn tumblr is weird
The Signs and You:
Aries: You are the swarm of moths that steals small children. Nobody really knows where to start with you.
Taurus: You are a book of classic one-liners split in two with an axe. A testament to ill-gotten skills.
Gemini: You are the illegal 3 hour youtube vine compilation that eventually devolves into shaky muted footage of poorly lit suburban streets.
Cancer: You are the hulking mass of aluminum and cloth that insists it is a 3rd grader. Eager to learn despite the setbacks you face.
Leo: You are the real-life 35 hit combo. Devastatingly effective and probably responsible for murder.
Virgo: You are pizzahand driving a stolen bulldozer. Dedicated to a fault.
Libra: You are the burning candle store. Something you really figured there would be more of.
Scorpio: You are the android built by the pepsi corporation that escaped and is now travelling the country destroying soda machines.
Ophiuchus: You are the party in the abandoned house at the end of the street thats been going on for a couple days now. Looks like a good time, but too costly to find out.
Sagittarius: You are the large dog with a hard hat and rotary saw in its mouth. Something that is clearly busy with important work.
Capricorn: You are the katana stuck in the pumpkin display at the supermarket. Possibly festive, definitely cursed.
Aquarius: You are the road sign in the middle of the target that proudly displays how far away nunavut is. Helpful, but perhaps not now.
Pisces: You are the large bird that seems to follow the sites of accidents around town. A task for which one must atone. To seek the broken granite throne.
In 200 years no one will know we existed. Ask that girl out.
