Stanley's Fish Yaoi Department

My name's Stanley (she/her), I do science education, and I like sea cucumbers and 20th century physicists! Tag: #ulvitalks Any art signed @sterhindra/Steric-Hindrance from 2024-25 belongs to me

[ulvita]

i have two moods:

--> depression

--> basing my entire personality around glenn seaborg

[ulvita]

fun fact about me, prof. yuri oganessian was the scientist who inspired me to take up my current vocation in science education. it feels weird to be personifying oganesson for this reason, lol

[ulvita]

the three things that unite humanity: love, fear and extremely disturbing fanfiction

[im-bored-25]

Explaining Avenue Q to people who’ve never heard of it is a humiliation ritual

[opalwisteria]

Nothing hurts like being employed during artfight 😭

[smllscallywag]

reblog if the first musical you listened to was not Hamilton

[ulvita]

Avenue Q anyone?? Is it just me?? Anyways I'll leave now

[knickknat]

What if instead of traditional genders we all just chose an element of the periodic table to identify with

[ethosharmonia]

im all of the noble gases that's me,. actually I'm the secret 8th member the scientists haven't discivered yet don't tell anyoen

[ulvita]

what if i identify as a superheavy element <3

[sleepdeprivedcinnamonbun]

Can we take the noble gases as aroace culture cause like they already have a full shell of electrons so they don't really react with stuff and they have super low boiling points and are generally chill guys and don't react with other elements cause they're already satisfied with the electrons they have so they don't need to are yall hearing this please

[ethosharmonia]

they are all on that a spectrum guys trust me I'm the undiscovered 8th member of the noble gases I can confirm thjs

[nonameformesorry]

I recently took a test, and got 118 points, and while that's cool and stuff, all I could think about was freaking OGANESSON (Element 118)

I love Oganesson so much. I also hate Oganesson so much. Me and Oganesson have a very complicated relationship and the fact that it's not very present and incredibly unstable certainly doesn't help.

[ulvita]

OGANESSON MENTIONED

[arnikaaa]

how do i think of this stuff

so like,, what if the periodic table was personified into people

and they just did random stuff

[ulvita]

Boy do I have news for you.

[ulvita]

i once sang "californium girls, we're unreliable" instead of "california girls, we're undeniable" and i've been singing it like that ever since

[dirac-equation]

theorist x theorist = yuri

experimentalist x theorist = It Depends

experimentalist x experimentalist = yaoi

[finrays]

Thinking about it, I’m pretty sure my ancestors would be horrified with me.

Not because I’m lazy or unworthy or anything like that…

…but because one of my distant uncles was among the eight survivors of the Essex, the ship that inspired the ending of Moby Dick and sank after being rammed by a whale, and what do I fuckin do after my bloodline has this Ordeal at Sea?

I get a fuckin degree in Marine Science and go back the fuck out there.

[retroactivebakeries]

#op its your job to kill that whale

[gaygalaxys]

[storm-of-feathers]

a severe thunderstorm warning that doesnt follow through is worse than orgasm denial

[ulvita]

Surely you've never heard of the Hong Kong Observatory before lmao

[mellifluouscountess]

When I was drunk one night and watching the Jellyfish livestream, I reached out to the Monterey Bay Aquarium with a dumb question about their jellyfish... And they actually emailed me back.

(yes, these are actually my own screenshots, I am in tears laughing)

DO YOUR ANIMAL EXPERTS HAVE TO UNTANGLE THE JELLYFISH

AND THE ANSWER IS FUCKING YES, THE JELLIES GET TANGLED SOMETIMES LMAO

[vanillray]

TURN ON THE TV DOESNT MATTER WHAT CHANNEL

[starself]

what has my friend made :sob: