"coquettishly chugging coconut water"

alleged library employee

[electronicmail]

btw with email u dont have to lick the envelope. i know a lot of people have been doing that and its fine and all but you dont acrtually have to do that with email.

[magneatio]

came across this image on pinterest and straight up almost burst into tears…. vibes for JUNE

[heraldic-thunderbolt]

"history will absolve me" as the e-mail signature

[longseasons]

let's all go out and buy pink refreshing citrusy fruity sexually arousing drinks

[bowsersex]

Somebody in a Twitch stream chat was trying to insult a streamer by saying, "You're almost 40, and you've only gotten a tarot card reading once?" And I don't know, I'm still amused by this. I'm in my late 20s and I've also only had a tarot card reading once. One of those ones on the street you pay for. The guy doing my tarot card reading was like, "You're going to join the military," or something like that, and 15 year old me thought to myself, "Okay, well that's not true. So I guess I just got scammed," and then I just never got a tarot card reading since then.

[bowsersex]

Military recruiter who pretends to be a tarot card reader so he can tell every person who gets their future read by him and they'll be joining the military in the future.

[estrogenesis-vaporeongelion]

(military recruiter tarot card reader in august of 2001) *draws The Tower* *draws a second The Tower* now that's not supposed to happen

[choodraws]

butcher bird 🪶

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[celceta]

I love seasonal fruits they're like girl we're back lol

[barillapasta]

i95 perfec t place for european to c\ross! cars very Soft and Slow european cross easily put european on 95. Put football fan On 95. no problems ever on i95 because good Crosswalks and Stoplights for european walk to met life stadium for european pedestrian culture. i95 yes a place for a european put european on 95 can trust new jersey for giveing good love to european. friend i95

[emptyjunior]

Sugar Plum Fairy and little lapin

[vintage-tigre]

"Dreaming of the Blue Tiger" by Jester Pepita

[archacovercosine]

weather authorities reportedly issuing a severe "wednesday alert" for tomorrow

[dreaminterlude]

we’re never making it out of the labyrinth

[rosieandthemoon]

Enamel Flower Pin, 1891 {via}

[charlottan]

I always assume the train will be so boring and I bring seven things to do but then I'm entranced by the wonderful window the entire time

[rockabillywife]

The water fountain when you’re thirsty af is definitely a top 5 place to publicly debase yourself

[divinum-pacis]

A priest sprinkles holy water on a pet snail during a blessing of the animals service marking the feast of Saint Anthony, at the San Anton Church in Madrid, Spain, Saturday, Jan. 17, 2026. (AP Photo/Manu Fernandez)

[earhartsease]

on it boss