Let it pour from the heavens, that hot dark rain! Bathe me in red! I will drink the wine of their sacrifice!
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Let it pour from the heavens, that hot dark rain! Bathe me in red! I will drink the wine of their sacrifice!
best transition in the history of tv
a muggleborn student coming to hogwarts with a thermos flask and filling it with tea in the morning so it stays hot all day and their pureblood friends are like “whoa what spell did you use for that” and they’re like “?????? it’s just a thermos???” and all the pureblood students start pointing their wands at cups and saying “THERMOS”
THERMOS
plot twist: it works, mugs suddenly start keeping tea at the perfect temperature for the caster all day. students in muggle studies start experimenting with other muggle jargon and a new generation of magic spells are born, propelling the stagnated wizard community into the technological age
I need a time travel AU where Mace Windu goes back p i s s e d and decides the best way to fix the future is to chaperone the Skywalker brat on as many missions as possible to keep him from fucking up royally again. So that whole sequence in AotC with Padmé on Naboo, Mace is there cockblocking the hell out of Anakin. “grow the f up skywalker, it’s just sand.”
At first Anakin is really angry and bitter about Mace ruining his game, but then he gets his vision about his mom, and Mace goes with them too and ends up having to comfort the brat after his mom dies, inadvertently helping Anakin from being tempted by the Dark Side.
After that, Anakin is still kind of wary but appreciates Mace a lot more and makes Mace his confidant about Padmé, his insecurities about being the Chosen One, and even his weird, budding homoerotic feelings towards Obi-Wan, which he insists is not simply puberty. And Mace is like “oh eff, I did not sign up for this hormonal shit-storm" but he has no choice but to endure it because he knows what would happen if Anakin is left to deal with his emotions alone.
So they end up having this awkward friendship, and they save Obi-Wan on Ryloth together later on, where Anakin confesses to Obi-Wan about his feelings and Obi-Wan is like ????? So Obi-Wan ends up going to Mace as well about his internal conflicts towards his former Padawan, and Mace is like “kenobi pls, can u not?” But Obi-Wan is repressed af and needs to be coddled almost as much as the Skywalker brat, so Mace sucks it up and tells himself it’s for the good of the galaxy. So in a sense, he helps Obikin happen.
And in RotS, they work together to stop Palpatine, and everyone is happy and alive. Both Anidala and Obikin survive, and Mace just watches from afar, thinking this is such a blatant disregard of the Code, but at least it’s better than having his hand severed and then being tossed out the window while the Sith overruns the Jedi.
Mace is the true hero.
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Han is all “there’s to much Vader in him,” without mentioning that there is too much Vader in Leia too.
Like, Bail Organa, bless his poor poor soul, tried to politician the Vader out of her. He tried SO FUCKING HARD.
But the fact that she abandoned politics to be a General in the Resistance says a lot about her similarities to Anakin Skywalker.
See, people get it wrong. They assume because Luke got the blond hair and the lightsaber that he is Anakin’s child. He’s not. He’s Padme’s.
Leia, though. Leia is very much Anakin’s child. She is the one with the deep anger in her. She is the one who will bring peace to her new empire freedom and justice back to the galaxy whether the galaxy wants it or not. She is the one who commands armies and amasses followers as easy as breathing. She joined the Rebellion while she was in her teens. She is the one with the spirit of a warrior.
Don’t get me wrong; Bail Organa did his damnedest to raise her in the mold of her mother, fighting her battles in the halls of power with words as her weapons. And she was very good at it. But unlike Padme, Leia’s words always had an edge to them, her tone and meaning always a little too sharp, a little too angry.
Peace and mercy are the trademarks of Luke and Padme. Justice and order, obtained by whatever means necessary, are the marks of Leia and Anakin.
#you just know if she had a lightsaber on the death star she would have pulled a tusken massacre on the bridge #tarkin vader the techs everyone #dead as soon as she could reach them
crying males: “disney is destroying star wars with female leads”
“rogue one also has a female lead? ugh”
“great another mary sue”
me:
I don’t mind if Star Wars has a female lead, as the Star Wars franchise has always been home to strong female characters, I do care if she is another giant Mary Sue like Rey was. Rey was so Mary Sue that it became distracting to the movie. A character with no force training takes down a trained Sith Knight, she flies a freighter designed for two pilots with no help despite the fact she had never left the planet before, and she can also repair said ship with no problem because she had spent years salvaging parts off of a broken star destroyer? The only thing she didn’t do was have all of the male characters try to romance her at once and I thank the force for that small concession.
The only good new character in episode 7 was Finn. The rest of the characterization fell flat or was just used to make Rey ascend to Mary Suedom.
anakin built the worlds fastest pod racer and c3po when he was nine
the first time luke flew a spaceship he destroyed the fucking death star.
Kylo Ren: Not a Sith. Not fully trained. Also? Injured by a bowcaster that we’d seen could take out several stormtroopers at a time.
Rey: Literally spent all of her downtime flying a flight simulator to the point that it could no longer throw anything at her she couldn’t handle. For all kinds of ships. Nor did she solely scavenge star destroyers. She spent her entire life scavenging every imaginable wreck on Jakku, and her survival depended on her learning what ships had what parts and what was valuable. This, while competing with other scavengers, most of them working in teams.
Which meant she had to learn how to fight, or else she wouldn’t have gotten out of childhood.
Basically, Rey had way more in-canon reasoning to be as good as she was than Luke Skywalker did–who basically went from never flying much out of atmo to piloting an X-wing under combat conditions and rocking it… apparently just because of genetics and the Force. Who then went on, only half-trained, into a fight that even YODA thought he was going to die in, and survived, against a man literally birthed by the Force, trained as both a Jedi AND a Sith, with about 25 years of combat experience under his belt, whereas Luke had had a lightsaber for about 3 years. What a Mary Sue he was, huh?
Rey had more reason to be what she was than Anakin Skywalker, who accidentally wound up in a fighter and accidentally destroyed a droid ship. Anakin who was such a Mary Sue he was LITERALLY A VIRGIN BIRTH. How Mary Sue is THAT?
The creators, in short, HAD TO GIVE REASONS for every single thing Rey knew how to do, because of assholes like this person, who would take any special skill she had as proof that she was a “Mary Sue” just because she was a female character. No one bothered to give those reasons to Luke or Anakin. Because they’re the hero. OF COURSE they can do the impossible. But Rey? Jesus, what a Mary Sue.
“I’m sorry that the family I was given has created so much chaos in the family I’ve chosen.”
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Wow, and this was a FOX news guy.
love this guy.
Agents of Shield / Legends of Tomorrow
Dealing with memebers of their team that betrayed them
The difference is astonishing and heartbreaking
There you go … DC doing ur right
Fuck you JedMo, this is why your ratings are sinking.
Kay but the difference between Ward’s crimes and between Rory’s…. Ward is a terrorist, for lack of a better word, who lied to them. Rory was a known criminal.
Yes, but Ward is also someone who suffered severe abuse as a child and who was then picked up as a teen by a member of a genocidal, fascist and totalitarian secret organisation and groomed, often through even more abuse, to become a loyal follower.
Does Ward need to be held accountable for his actions? Absolutely.
But there are some strongly extenuating factors too that need to be acknowledged and which also mean that there is a high potential for rehabilitation.
AoS basically went “we don’t care if you’re traumatized and if you have been a victim of abuse yourself. If you fuck up, we’ll use you up and then throw you away.”
And I ask you, what kind of message are you sending with that to, say vets who are struggling with alcoholism and abusive behaviour patterns? Or to teens who live in bad neighbourhoods and who got drafted into gangs?
You’re basically telling them that there is no hope for them.
That the only thing they’ll ever be able to expect from society is punishment, no matter how sorry they are and how much they regret what they did. No matter how much they want out.
And that’s a really toxic message.
“Kay but the difference between Ward’s crimes and between Rory’s…. Ward is a terrorist, for lack of a better word, who lied to them. Rory was a known criminal.”
OK hold on.
Ward was no more a terrorist than Team Bus, since both SHIELD and Hydra are recognized terrorist organizations, and he worked for both.
May spied on Coulson in season one. Bobbie and Mack lied to/betrayed the Team in season two. Sky/Daisy lied to the team in season one and betrayed the team for the Inhumans in season 2. Dr Garner killed A LOT of Inhumans, and didn’t tell people about Lash, yet they’re still trying to save him.
This is supposedly a superhero/spy TV show, EVERYONE LIES TO/BETRAYS EVERYONE FOR VARIOUS REASONS. EVERYONE MURDERS TOO.
When Ward does it, he’s an ‘evil monster’. When everyone else does it no one says anything, or their forgiven by the next episode. And not to mention Ward has the most understandable reason for being the way he is, since he was abused almost since birth and all. Not excusable, but understandable.
The double standard is the problem, and the whole reason for this post in the first place. Don’t get me going….
I would put aside the crime/terrorist thing and look at this from family/team point side. Both Ward and Rory were part of a team , both teams were aware of what they are capable of(although Ward team kind of forgott what a specialist job means). Both were rejected after doing something said teams were against, difference is Rory’s team decided to fight for him, while team aos didn’t even try to fight for Ward, they even discouraged him every time he tried to help.Len could’nt kill Rory, wheter Skye/Jemma/Coulson had no problem with trying and in Couson’s case achieving that. I don’t know but maybe the point is that Lot has better people than aos.
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I spy with my little eye a GIGANTIC plothole.
I mean I´ve read the books I know waht´s up, but everyone with a little common sense could figure out that Clary and Jace being siblings is bullshit.
In the other dimension they are together, but if they´re siblings in this dimension they would have to be siblings in the other one as well. Clearly they weren`t.
Hermione smugly presenting the findings of the international symposium that declared Pluto not a planet as final proof that astrology is made up.
But it turns out that’s what’s been throwing off everyone’s readings so a lot of divination quickly starts becoming more refined and accurate when they take that into account.
Hermione is hailed as a divination savant and that’s what she’s most known in the history books for.
My one theory is that is not Michael Wayland.
It’s Valentine Morgenstern
For two reasons: 1) They showed Lydia’s impersonation rune for a reason, along with showing how bad ass she is.. 2) Clary thought of her father and they were brought to Michael.
Either way, I’m v. skeptical and suspicious of this development.
There will most likely be a very long post by me about this episode but for now: THAT WAS AN AWESOME, GUT WRENCHING, HEART BREAKING EPISODE, DAMN IT.
that shadowhunters ep really makes me wanna write a coffee shop jimon au
Do it. Please?
Peter, Sirius, and James racing into class and respectively saying:
“I’m here!”
“I’m queer!”
“I’m a deer!”
Remus slowly walking in, looking at his friends with an exasperated expression, looking at McGonagall apologetically. “I’m…sorry.”
McGonagall looks at them all sternly, “You’re late.” And Remus replies, “I’m aware.” At which point the other three start cackling, and they all receive detention.
THESE IDIOTS