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¡Vos puedes!
la baja autoestima te caga la vida, te aleja de todos porque te sentís insuficiente al lado de cualquiera, sentís que no encajas, que no perteneces a ningún lado
“i honestly don’t remember doing that”
— me about 85% of the things i’ve done (via seedy)
yall remember taking “am i gay” quizzes when you were 11
quiz: have you thought about kissing the same gender before
me: ya
quiz: have you ever wanted to get romantically involved with the same gender
me: ya
quiz: you are gay
me:
when ppl think being a multifaceted human being who shows different sides of themselves depending on how comfortable they are in different situations makes you …”fake” …
i’m starting to hate the frequency of pinterest as a google result more than i hate pinterest itself. listen, google, googly-mate, pinterest isn’t a fuckign source. I want the sites those pictures came from because those are the ones with information such as dates, which is the entire point of the thing I am googling.
Damn right. How the hell am I supposed to find tutorials on how to do wire work or bead weaving when the first howevermany pages of Google results are some idiot’s cluster of Pinterest collections of those tutorials?
SOMEONE ELSE HATES PINTEREST AS MUCH AS I DO
not only does it fuck with sourcing images, but you can’t even SEE the images unless you have a ~pinterest account~ which I have zero interest in acquiring; it does this so completely adorable coy little thing where it shows you half the page and then when you scroll down it goes *complicated tiresome flower emoji face* JOIN PINTEREST 2 SEE MORE! *complicated tiresome flower emoji face* and my systolic reading spikes.
and google lists individual pinterest pages as separate results, so if a picture is popular, there can be HUNDREDS of pinterest listings before you find anything you could possibly trace back to a source.
listen, all my art bros who are mad about people not sourcing art, i dig that, i agree that sourcing is important, but maybe stop saying reverse image search is easy or ‘30 seconds’ or whatever. sometimes it’s just straight up impossible because fucking pinterest ruins everything.
SUPER EASY WAY TO AVOID PINTEREST: type your query and then -pinterest
7 of the first 12 results are from pinterest
zero items from pinterest not a single one I’m free
Reblog to save a set of nerves.
*white parent voice* i cant believe kanye and kim named their baby North West!! thats ridiculous!! oh no, its almost 4:30, i need to pick up my kids Mackaylikiah and Ashleighyie from their water polo practice!
I always reblog this post so fucking fast every time it comes on my dash my phone shuts down the tumblr app and reboots
McKarty 64 is my favorite Mario Kart game.
My favorite part is that the blog post the photo was taken from detailed this mother’s decision-making process and chose this name because her husband saw it on a road sign on the way home
She named her daughter after a road sign
a road sign
there was a girl at my school called “zona” cause he parents went on holiday to spain and saw it and thought it was a nice name. IT LITERALLY MEANS ZONE
“47 month old”
this is my four year old rayman origins
“Who’s doing your surgery?”
“Dr. Rayman Origins.”
THE APP REBOOTED FOR ME!!
i met a kid once whose name was “Ryce” and his mum said it was pronounced “Reese”
the best part is she was originally going to spell it “Rice”
My auntie knows a family who decided to name their daughter Owen, but they spelled it “Oin” and they made her middle name the first sound that her big sister made which happened to be “Oogok”. her name is literally “Oin Oogok Puscus”
Oin Oogok Puscus is my favorite dwarf from the Hobbit
Yo I work at a rec center in a rich neighborhood and these are some real names of white children:
Salter Tryge (pronounced Trig) Loots Pocket Aughyst (pronounced August) Taileigh Lotiss Leviathin (yes spelled like that) Bacchus Daniyal (a girl, pronounced like Daniel)
All real
This shit is hilarious
@kaiiwooo
I can’t
47 month old.
Nayvie….. Bish whet????
this is from my kid’s valentine’s list this year like this corny fake unique name thing is no joke yall this is all of the boy names
47 month old.
I refuse to go on knowing someone named their child “Salter” I’m so done ✌🏿️
Treyton lls, I’m dying…
I know a person from college who’s name is literally “Smile”, l can’t even explain how ridiculous that is…
47 month old
47 month old
Damn suburban moms love to put unnecessary “Y’s” in names.
<b>47 month old<b/>
47 month old.
Somebody named their kid Pocket?!?!???
I am cry wheeze laughing at this post, and then when I got to the bottom I had apparently already hearted it at some point in its life?
Anyway, bless little Christopher’s parents. My god.
47 month old tho
One of the classes I subbed in had a kid named Glarison. I’m sorry, did you misspell Garrison?????
OMG IT IS BACK! I CAN FINALLY POST THE ASK I GOT ABPUT THIS!
I went to college and took religious studies courses with a girl named Storm Pagan. She never understood why I found that both funny and oddly appropriate, and I never felt like taking the time to explain.
for the love of your future children, look up what a name means in all languages before you saddle you kid with it until they’re old enough to legally change it.
I took latin in middle school. I don’t actually remember much now, but i’m telling you, it was IMPOSSIBLE to look this girl I knew in passing in the eye because her name was Latrina.
Latrina.
(For those of you who have no idea why this is unfortunate and hilarious, ‘latrina’ is one of the latin words for toilet)
What the fuck that even sounds like ‘Latrine’ like who looked at that name and went ‘what could possibly go wrong’
Kids I actually went to school with: Nipponia (Her parents were really enthusiastic about Japan and thought no one would know.) Foreverina Twins – Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh Khayrliy (Carly) MyckEnziey (yes, spelled like that.) Every last one of them was white n blonde.
Naming your kids after gods seems like s BAD PLAN whether you believe in them or not. Especially Odin and Bacchus.
4 7 M O N T H O L D
I knew I pair of sisters named Chardonnae and Breane (nicknamed Brie). Fucking wine and cheese
Heavyn-Leigh and Eterni-Teigh ……. I???……what the fuck 😂😂😂
47 month old
Congrats to you for getting throught this post
Now I’m so fucking glad I’m named megan
This is why at the library I would make EVERYONE spell their name for me. Some white lady over 35: You want me to spell Linda Smith
Me: Lady, you don’t know my life. I have looked into the abyss.
Ok so im gonna add to this already long post so saddle up bitches. I have an abundance of white, blonde, blue eyed cousins so of course there’s gonna be some weird names. The oddest I’ve heard are Kynslee, Bralynn, Brentleigh, Mayven, Kade, and Kyleigh
My friend’s granddaughter is named M'Kaelah, and her little brother will be named Traidynne.
as a white woman I think we need to stop letting white people name their kids dumb shit
At least I have the excuse that my mom was recovering from a C-section and they asked her to spell my name. All my legal stuff is with the common spelling, too, 🤣
In line at the grocery store. A little girl (idk, maybe… like… 47 MONTHS old) was running around. Her mom waves for her daughter’s attention, calling, “Ampersand! Ampersand, come over here with Mommy.”
I go, “Uh, your kid is named Ampersand?”
Mom beams. She’s all, “oh, I’ve always thought it has the loveliest sound.”
I probably looked like I’d just gargled with grapefruit and WD-40 but okay. Sure, lady. Now this post has me wondering if all along the (white, blonde) kid’s name was actually spelled Aimpyrsyaend.
my college class president was Celestial Starr Bybee (Utah’s got a lock on Worst White Baby Names,but at least its spellable, i guess?), and i had a friend named Kisty. but the worst i ever heard was when i was in a greyhound station somewhere in arizona and there was a late teens goth/juggalo couple (this would have been like, early 2000s) and their precious not-quite-47-month-old toddler, who they had apparently named “Purgatory”.
¿LAS MUJERES TIENEN PENE?
Aquí hay algo que falla, y es que en el femismo liberal que tanto abunda hoy en día, ese que se preocupa por el empoderamiento de la mujer por medio del maquillaje y del trabajo del sexo (porque sí, al parecer hay alguna que piensa que la explotación sexual libera a la mujer) no hay lugar para la opresión basada en el sexo. En nuestra anatomía. En nuestra biología.
En este tipo de “feminismo” las mujeres no estamos oprimidas por nuestra realidad biológica como mujer, sino por nuestro género. Y qué es el género sino una realidad biológica? Pues bien, nuestra sociedad actualmente reconoce que el sexo de una persona y su género son cosas diferentes, porque el género es una construcción social. Hasta ahí todo muy bien. Pero que es una construcción social? Aquí empiezan los problemas. Los partidarios del feminismo liberal (junto con la mayoría de los TRA) nos dicen que es “algo que sientes dentro de ti” mientras que las feministas radicales lo definimos como “una serie de normas y convenciones sociales que la sociedad impone sobre una persona, dependiendo de su sexo”.
Pero me voy del tema. El problema, señoras, es que ahora, al parecer, para no ser transfóbico hay que ignorar la triste realidad de que estamos oprimidas por razón de sexo. Porque los hombres quieren controlar nuestro sistrma reproductor. Quieren decir cuando y cómo podemos abortar, a que productos sanitarios tenemos acceso, dónde podemos amamantar a nuestros hijos y que se nos permite hacer con nuestro cuerpo. Todos estos son temas que a las mujeres transgénero ni les van, ni les vienen. A una niña a la que le cortan el clítoris para que nunca experience placer sexual (una práctica aún muy común en muchas partes del mundo) no la están mutilando porque “se identifica con el género femenino”, la mutilan por su realidad biológica como mujer. Si no, sería capaz de librarse de este trato simpletente identificándose como hombre, o como género fluído o como una de las miles de opciones que las actuales teorías de género nos dicen que existen. Pero no puede, porque las mujeres no tienen pene.
a la Venus de Botticelli en el siglo XXI también la boludean
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The Great Wall of Vagina - Jamie McCartney (x)
Jamie made molds of the vaginas of women between 18 and 76 years. Among others, they include twins and transgender women. Women are often confused about their vagina, because they think it looks different: with this project he demonstrates that vaginas are as different as faces. McCartney hopes that his work will help to stop the increasing growth of labia corrections in recent years.