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we are going to see this. on our tv screens. holy fuck.
shane folding so quick in the vegas bathroom really makes sense when you remember he was 23
hook up era where during a game ilya checks shane into the boards and he comes away with this massive bruise across his ribs. later Ilya's rucking up shanes shirt and finds it n just stops dead. traces featherlight fingers over the mottled edges and asks 'is this mine?' n shane answers 'yes' or in other words not 'did I do that 🥺' but 'did i do that (horny)' and 'yes (somehow even hornier)'
Shouting from the rooftop: Ilya Rozanov, sugar baby to his rich husband, Shane Hollander!!
Shane's always known he has a big dick. It's a byproduct of growing up in locker rooms. The snide, "looks like someone's breaking the stereotypes," the, "damn, Hollzy's schlinging," the asides about whether he's a grower or just a shower and the pointed questions of how big it is hard; all of which has to be laughed off; all of which draws more attention to him than he'd prefer. He's heard it all. He wishes he didn't have to deal with it, wishes he was just a bit smaller so that it wouldn't be a whole topic of conversation.
It only gets worse when he and Jessica finally go all the way. He's pretty sure some of the noises she's making are closer to pain than pleasure and it really makes it difficult to stay hard when he's so worried he's hurting her. She tells him she's fine but eventually he just pulls out and goes down on her instead and that's much easier. He's not sure if she's disappointed or not but, a few days later, when she tells him she wants to try again she gets angry when he tells her he'd rather not, and a few days after that she breaks up with him.
It's fine, he tells himself. He liked hanging out with her and all but even just getting a blowjob from her was a stressful experience. Probably because he wasn't sure if she enjoyed it at all. She would sometimes complain about her jaw hurting when it took Shane a little while. And it usually took him a little while. Probably because he was worried about her being in pain, which was a self-fulfilling prophecy. At least he'd lost his virginity. Maybe that would stop the comments about "all that dick going to waste."
It does count as losing your virginity even if you don't finish, right? Not that he's ever going to ask anyone.
He hooks up with a few girls after that. Mostly blowjobs but whatever. It still counts. It's not quite as hard to get out of his head when there's a mouth around him as it is when he actually fucks someone. He never quite gets over the feeling that he may be hurting them and more often than not he can feel himself going soft before he can finish.
Which is why sex with Rozanov is such a relief. It's the only time he's ever been able to truly enjoy penetrative sex because it's the only time he hasn't had to worry that the sheer size of him is causing someone pain. Rozanov's big too - not quite as big as Shane maybe - but that's fine. He enjoys it. Kind of loves it actually. He loves being able to get out of his head and not have to worry. The fact that he can just focus on the sensation and trust Rozanov to take care of it is really liberating and he knows it's not because he's a man or anything. It's just because Shane doesn't have to worry about hurting him. That's all it is.
and what if i said that the rooftop fight in episode 1 lays the groundwork for the dynamics that we'll see in the boxing day fight. ilya going through something hard and serious with his family/depression and not saying it to shane, so that shane thinks the fight is about the immediate problem (him winning rookie of the year/them going to bood's party). and ilya getting getting mad at shane for not understanding, but only saying a tiny sliver of the truth (not everything is about you, hollander/i have no one). shane trying to ask about it, but getting agitated (so what is it then?/could you please explain what the fuck is happening?). and shane saying something pissy bc he feels so upset (all you do is beat me. i win one fucking thing, and you can’t even show your face/uh, fuck you. sorry i still want to win cups instead of smoking weed with my teammates between losses). hashtag the troubles have always been there and that's the good shit to me. so much to learn but they still love each other <3
heated rivalry season two needs a budget for hockey bruises
more 👏 hollanov 👏 hugs 👏 in 👏 season 👏 2
I think Ilya could get really into "bless your heart" as an insult
if you're not playing mermaids with me then i have to assume you're playing mermaids against me
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The first time we hear Ilya call Shane sweetheart is gonna hit like crack
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at any moment in time the next few months we're just sitting here living life while they could be filming the trophy room scene
& I do think that both Shane & Ilya internally are like. Phew thank god I snatched my husband up when I did. Because obviously all of these other hockey gays would want him. He’s the best hottest hockey player in the world why wouldn’t they? Meanwhile the other gay players are thinking Shane & Ilya are only with each other because it’s physically impossible to fuck the game of hockey
it’s near the end of their honeymoon week and they’re lying together in the hotel bed. ilya’s head on shane’s chest while shane plays with ilya’s curls. ilya kiss on top of shane’s chest and asks “sweetheart, can we spend the day together here in the hotel room instead?” and shane looks at him and says “of course, my love” as he caresses ilya’s cheek. and they spend the morning with lazy, sloppy kisses and slow sex like they love. later they call room service to order breakfast and eat in bed. then they head straight to the bathroom to shower and have another makeout session. afterward, they return to bed to watch movies and reality tv, which ilya has to explain everything because shane is definitely interested but completely lost. then they have a session of wet, lazy kisses that lead straight into more slow sex. then order something to lunch. and then they have a nap together and waking up just in time for dinner. ilya asks “can we go out to eat at a restaurant?” and shane goes “of course” and ilya says “we can’t waste anytime not being seen in public together now” and shane chuckles and asks “ok, where should we eat?” and ilya shows him a restaurant he found on instagram. they go there, had an excellent dinner, drink a bottle of wine and get a little tipsy and enjoy every second of their date and you know they spent the entire time yapping each others ears off, giggling and flirting. then they go back to hotel, take another shower and then they have another slow sex with a great amount of passionate kisses and ilya says “you agreed with everything i wanted to do today” and shane’s like “ilya, i want to spoil you rotten” and ilya kiss him again. and the two fall asleep tangled up together, another perfect day on their perfect honeymoon. but the next day they spent the whole day outside cus as ilya said they can’t waste not being together out in the open.