how do i become famous

[zovsko]

my refrigerator w legs barrels towards me and grabs me and stuffs me into its vegetable drawer then casually walks away

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Hey is

[ndiecity-deactivated20241101]

Is your refrigerator running

[zovsko]

my refrigerator w legs is standing in the middle of your street gripping a rolling pin. are you running?

[mezzodical]

what you girls really need is a soft fuzzy man

an ambient man

[mezzodical]

[100493503004422]

I love drunk me but I don’t trust her

[oomshi]

Did u grow up without a positive male influence

didnt everyone

[incorrectzukka]

Zuko: I got kicked out of the family because apparently I am a "liability" and "weak" and "Zuko". The last one is just my name, but you should hear my father say it.

[noone03900428340-deactivated202]

I spend way too much time on these.

[parakeet]

Me: *gives snail cucumber slice* 🐌: munch munch Me: *literally sobbing* you ask for so little but you deserve so much

[doctorbeth]

Pooh Bear

I see many Winnie the Poohs at the hospital (aka Winnie aka Pooh aka Pooh Bear), as you may guess.  Many look like this, a bit flat and with small wounds, designed to have a removable shirt:

They come for spas:

New hearts and stuffing:

And plumping up so they have a proper belly again:

Sometimes they look like this:

A bit more loved… or as his person said, in more “desperate condition”.

He also had a spa (not everyone does):

As you may’ve noticed, he needed a new nose and there were several options:

His heart had a pooh on it as well as some magic from a heffalump:

And after a bit of arm and smile surgery, soon he was healthy and ready to fly home:

His person wrote “He looks wonderful!”

The final Pooh I’m going to show you today just flew home yesterday.  He is always called Pooh Bear.  He is 14 years old and showed every year of hugs.  

Here are the photos his person’s mom sent for diagnosis:

As you can see, Pooh Bear was a bit flat and a bit gray.  He came in for a spa:

Got new stuffing and a magical Heffalump heart to preserve a bit of his original stuffing:

And finally was clean and plump and fluffy and ready to fly home:

He could even sit on his own!  His people said his chubbiness was perfect and as I said, he flew home yesterday!

[theawesomeadventurer]

this blog is singlehandedly curing my depression

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

drake?

[hazeleyedcat]

josh?

[vampireapologist-archive-deacti]

where’s the body of christ?

[wyrddog]

[itscalledfashionlookitup]

*flirting* so what fruit do you have in your town

[undomestication]

the children playing outside below my apartment are very seriously and passionately accusing each other of witchcraft

[sovietshopaholic]

its plague times baby!!

[callipygianspud]

I saw Goody Proctor buy 3 boxes of toilet roll and 5kg of pasta

[shsl--fangirl]

solidarity

[tony-hawks-underground]

[oceanicgf-deactivating-deactiva]

WHERE is the video with the guy with the laptop dancing to really bad music please i need this

[sensicalabsurdities]

before i hit play i was like “I’m sure ‘bad music’ is subjective” … and then

[gothic1997]

Wait goofy dies in kingdom hearts ? Goofy dies ? What the

[roxan-1314]

He doesn’t die. He just gets knocked out.

[gothic1997]

Then I’ll kill him myself

[demilypyro]

i was looking through my files and found my favourite image in the world again

[ouc-h-deactivated20180811]

i hope you all fall in love with someone who never stops choosing you and i hope you feel at home when you look at them

[catsbeaversandducks]