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valtsv

but if i don’t hyperfixate i’ll get depressed and die

valtsv

*runs out of hyperfixations* oh god oh fuck *lies in bed feeling empty and useless for 48 hours*

princecharmingtobe

*desperately digs through old hyperfixations* there must be SOMETHING

aniseandspearmint

*frantically picks up random new things and shakes them* awww c'mon, TRIGGER THE HAPPY CHEMICALS *shake shake shake*

prettyboykatsuki-moved

TOXIC TWEETS WITH BNHA!

bluesakurablossom

Turtle tongue anyone? 💜

veryfunnymemes

i-cant-make-a-good-name

dandy-boi-ftm

The best part is the fact that out of the two of them Martha Stewart was the one who went to prison.

shadowkat678

Wait…what?

2fngrsin

Wiiiiild. He did commit murder (in self defense - no judging) and America‘s Best Housewife was sent to jail because of insider trading, securities fraud, obstruction of justice and conspiracy. This is wiiiiiild 😄😄😄

skrytch

brunhiddensmusings

also he has every right to make fun of kanye west considering snoop has had a successful career for about two decades including his own cookbook and appearing in movies whereas kanye is a flat earther who had to crowdfund another album because he ran out of money despite kim kardashian being with him, not having the money to produce another album should be the metric when you know you can tell a musician has failed somewhere in either money management or actually being a musician rather then a famous trainwreck

sunshine-tattoo

snoop dogg is a good man who loves cooking, nature, and supporting the dreams of young children in poverty. kanye west helped get trump elected.

brunhiddensmusings

seriously though check out his cookbook its beautiful

and filled with lgiht humor, legit cooking, and charming life stories

nevercure

Whenever I think about snoop I remember that episode of cribs where he lived in an unusually modest house compared to everyone else on that show, spent the entire time with his young daughter hugging onto his leg and dragging her around as he walked. He even talked about how he didn’t want his kids to be musicians and that he just wants them to have a chance at a normal life / he doesn’t wish music career drama on anyone

The dude is mega down to earth for having a networth of 135 million dollars and staying relevant for longer than some of the top charting musicians have been alive

brunhiddensmusings

he says he keeps a supply of poptarts in the house for his nieces/nephews and grandkids but admits theyre really for him and then goes on to discuss what selection of condiments your fridge should have to jazz up leftover takeout hes one of the most thoroughly human humans ive ever known of

owengrose

Doesn’t he also coach football for kids, and stops smoking during the season to set a good example for the kids?

bossymarmalade

all these people going on about how Hozier is the peak representation of musical soft masculinity when Snoop has been out here rocking the smoothest braids and most hype manicures for decades

stelamaris

unamedwatcher

Have you seen his Planet Earth voiceover video? It’s the best thing I’ve ever heard. Man knows nothing about otters

randomslasher

Plizzanet Earth is a joy. Here’s the playlist:

ironwoman359

Why has no one ever told me about Plizzanet Earth oh my god

holykryptonitekitten

Snoop is legit; don’t come for him.

nuggsmum

He also did an episode of Storybots and my kids adore the computer man. Which is wild to me. Cuz I remember gangster rap Snoop. And we love and support Snoop in this house.

ijustwannagobacktosleep

Love him, great man

fanwithoutaplan

plizzanet earth

misshoneywheeler

He’s also surprisingly good at The Price is Right (”I gotcha baby, I gotcha!”).

You can find the full video of the Plinko segment on facebook if you google it, it’s well worth watching.

catchymemes

lipstvcked

All you bitches know how to do is manifest and masturbate

lmaoo

mapsontheweb

Most upvoted choices for “People getting off planes in Hawaii immediately get a lei, If this same tradition applied to the rest of the U.S., what would each state immediately give to visitors?”

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flashfuture

really upset with how donuts was spelled for MA

thatonepapercut

Vine… you will be missed

stephfitblr

I haven’t seen a lot of these ones before hahaha

sheenalarson-deactivated2018021

“nice, ron…” “oh am i not allowed to sneeze?”

whyisthisfrenchguymasturbating

THE SOCK MOM OH YM G-D,,

onenicebugperday

whats your favorite bee :o) just outta curiosity

BLUE BEE BLUE BEE

Cerulean carpenter bee, Xylocopa caerulea, photos by gancw1

theangelswans

waitimcomingtoo

Red

Pairing: Arvin Russel x Reader

Warnings: fighting, swearing, southern dialect (not really a warning lol)

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“Hey Arvin.” Leonora smiled as she climbed into her brothers car. “Sorry it took so long. I got my dress caught on a locker.”

“I don’t mind waiting, long as those hillbilly boys ain’t bothering you.” Arvin stated in his low southern drawl.

“They left me alone today thanks to Y/n.” Leonora sighed in content as she situated her bible on her lap.

“Y/n?” Arvin furrowed his eyebrows. “Who’s that?”

As if on cue, you opened the back door of Arvin’s car and got into the backseat.

“Hi.” You waved at the two of them with a cheerful smile. “Sorry I’m late.”

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#fic rec

joenns

a kid 😭

rouge-the-bat

"this person has problematic fictional interests/kinks!!!!" okay but how do they like. actually treat people. yall realize thats what actually matters, right?

liking something problematic in fiction/roleplay isnt an indicator of morality or being a bad person. your discomfort with someones else fictional interests doesnt say anything about who they are as a person.

shinelikethunder

also like... since 99.8% of the time this shit is a cudgel in interpersonal drama... i’m way more concerned about how you, hypothetical person who's just told me you saw Goody Proctor leave kudos on the devil’s fanfiction, expect me to treat the target of your ire in response to this information

whomst among us on this hellsite has not, in our deepest of hearts or cattiest of groupchats, looked at someone else’s engagement with fiction and gone “that’s fucked and I’m judging,” if only for the sin of Interrogating The Text From The Wrong Perspective... but an anon telling you some internet acquaintance is Problematique for that shit isn’t inviting you to join them in a private salt-fest. they’re passive-aggressively ordering you to shun and punish that person and rope everyone you know into doing the same.

i’m convinced at this point that the only two even potentially useful uses of the callout model are “please be wary of trusting this person because they’re [a con artist / a cult leader / a serial predator / infamous for lying about people they want to drag in the dirt / etc]” and “please be aware before you give Actually Famous Person money or prestige that they’re going to funnel it towards some deeply horrifying ideology.” not coincidentally, in both of these cases the intended action item is not “be mean to someone on the internet.”